Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

Job bonuses

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Europe, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. So I just got my Xmas bonus today, better late than never. I was too lazy to pick it up
    Anyway, its 3 bottles of wine (2 red and a white) and a big box of chocolate.
    I guess the company condones alcoholism and obesity.

    What did you get for a bonus this year?
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    money and chocolate. and a kick in the bollocks
     
  3. sneak

    sneak Guest

  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    you've gotta have a job to get a bonus
     
  5. sneak

    sneak Guest

    point taken
     
  6. evilistic

    evilistic Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2001 Messages: 3,554 Likes Received: 0
    nothing.they hate us all but im scamming them good.weve got this competiton going on where you have to "earn" the right to pick out numbers between 1 and 50.3rd place is a dvd player,2nd is a big screen tv and 1st is a trip across the country for a week all expenses payed.fuck yeh.
     
  7. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    i got a crisp $100 bill.

    See the cool thing about working in a rich old folks home is that they take up a collection to give to the workers.
     
  8. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    i get one every quarter based on my client's account performance or renewal. this quater i had 2 renewals so .....cha ching!


    thank goodness i'm in a deficit
     
  9. daus

    daus Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2001 Messages: 868 Likes Received: 0
    My girl got a fat bonus, $2800 (no i didnt mistype that)

    her boss told a co-worker they were supposed to give her more but he didnt like her performance this year...

    As for me,
    no job = no bonus.
     
  10. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
    what thats more than i make in a year $0
     
  11. THUMB WRESTL

    THUMB WRESTL Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2002 Messages: 271 Likes Received: 0
    dude, your girl is not only your girl, but she is every guy's 'girl' at her job. where you think that bonus comes from? :D
     
  12. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    i dont remember you actually ever going to work. :crazy:
     
  13. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
    I'LL TAKE THE WINE SEEING HOW I EAT CHOCOLATE ALL DAY AT WORK.:p
     
  14. YOUNG DUN

    YOUNG DUN New Jack

    Joined: Nov 3, 2002 Messages: 66 Likes Received: 0
    CAN YOU BRING ME HOME SOME CHOCOLATE BALLS?
     
  15. CardPuller23

    CardPuller23 Guest

    Just a tip for you:

    When you switch screen names so that no one knows who you are you shouldn't repost directly after your other name and don't type in all caps like the post prior to yours. You're an ignorant fuck, YEAR! Fuck Young Gagging Bitches!
     
Top