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jesus was born and so i get presents,

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by iloveboxcars, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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  2. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

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    another ironic e-joke
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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    i'd call it excellent parenting.
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Jesus Christ had dreads so shake 'em,
    I aint gone none but im planning on growing some.
    Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb,
    Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones...
  5. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    wish that shit was for real. i bet its fake. that shit is still funny as fuck though. id just sell that shit on ebay. fuck teaching my kid a lesson with some charcoal, id set up the xbox, school him on some halo, and them punch him in the fucking mouth.
  6. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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    theres no way to really prove it, but it was posted, that much is sure.
  7. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

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    i want that shit.
  8. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    I wonder if it's the chocolate milk kid?
  9. Steve Miller

    Steve Miller Member

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  10. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

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  11. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Bet it is
  12. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    i don tknow if its just me but did anyone ever think that maybe mary actually did get knocked up and ddint want to be stoned to death so she and/or her homeboy that hit thought of this elaborate scheme to keep her dignity, and sure as shit, none other than jesus appears? maybe im wrong, maybe im going to hell, whatever. i hate christmas, not because its a religious holiday, mainly becasue of what america has made it. a money making whore machine. sorry ya'll im drunk. if your cristchan, extra sorry. love.
  13. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    its not your fault you were born with one eye..blame it on baby jebus.