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Jesus Wants A Cell Phone

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ctrl+alt+del, May 27, 2004.

  1. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    whats up fuckers.

    so heres the deal.
    jesus wants a cell phone. jesus does not have a lot of friends, but people need to get in touch with jesus now and then. he would really like one of those shiny ass phones with the little cameras in them, so he can take pictures of himself turning water into wine and send them to his homeboys across town. jesus isnt really strapped on the cash (he is jesus) but he thinks long term, and doesnt want to be dropping a ton of cash each month. hes thinking verizon has better coverage than sprint.

    jesus went to radio shack today and put his eye on these two little numbers
    LG VX6000
    LG VX4600
    right now all of jesus friends are chilling in mecca, so he turns to you for advice. help yourself by helping jesus. what type of phones do you crazy little taggers use?
     
  2. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

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  3. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

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  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    i use a silver alcatel. i think i've dropped it one too many times, it's not in very good shape. i'm reluctant to get another one though, i barely use the thing except for sms
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  6. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

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    wouldn't jesus just "will it" that his homies saw him pull all those crazy stunts, and it would be true? i mean, he's like a super-hero zombie ass motherfucker, dude doesn't need a cellphone. he needs hisself a two-way pager wif god, son.
     
  7. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

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    fuck a mobile phone, 5 years down the line you will have brain cancer, not for me mate.

    Oh and jesus a zombie, haha, fuckin' a.
     
  8. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

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    i just got a regular old nokia.
     
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