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Jesus Wants A Cell Phone


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whats up fuckers.

 

so heres the deal.

jesus wants a cell phone. jesus does not have a lot of friends, but people need to get in touch with jesus now and then. he would really like one of those shiny ass phones with the little cameras in them, so he can take pictures of himself turning water into wine and send them to his homeboys across town. jesus isnt really strapped on the cash (he is jesus) but he thinks long term, and doesnt want to be dropping a ton of cash each month. hes thinking verizon has better coverage than sprint.

 

jesus went to radio shack today and put his eye on these two little numbers

LG VX6000

LG VX4600

right now all of jesus friends are chilling in mecca, so he turns to you for advice. help yourself by helping jesus. what type of phones do you crazy little taggers use?

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