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jesus never looked so good

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Santa Claus, Apr 5, 2002.

  1. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    he puts the ERECTION in RESURRECTION...
    JESUS DOES JERUSALEM!!!!!!!
     
  2. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    abso-fuckin-lutely...
     
  3. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

  4. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    he puts the erection in resurection....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
     
  5. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i have seen it already...old 70s porn.

    some guy in a tree watching some people having sex..he starts jacking off, then next thing you know..he starts sucking on his own dick...some disciples are walking through this same forest area and the dick sucking man nuts..his nut falls on the face of the disciple and he thought it was bird shit.

    70s porn is so cool...i like the one with college chicks that need extra money so they fuck thier bosses...some good lookin girls too.
     
  6. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    Do the 12 apostles get to gangbang Mary?

    Jesus;He puts the Sac in Sacrilege...
     
  7. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH IM FUCKIN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR...I DEMAND THIS BE MADE A STICKY!!!
     
  8. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    he puts the ass in mass
    the hole in holy
     
  9. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    Mary Magdelan in...
    Crotchifixtion 2
    Juggsment Day
     
  10. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    the neverending joke, my prize possesion of made up porn.

    gives a whole new meaning to bible thumping.
     
  11. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    while being funny , it seems wrong to laugh
     
  12. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    yea...i make sure not to mention this around some of my friends....

    theres something about jesus resurrected to gangbang jerusalem that doesnt go over will w/ the christians.
     
  13. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    i wonder if the 12 disciples were all sexually attracted to jesus? they did go to the pass the ass over supper!! haha im going to hell!
     
  14. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    "Watch Peter punish Paul on top of the pulpit in Men of the Cloth 3;Locked,Cocked,and Defrocked"
     
  15. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    haha noam me and you should be friends....me and you got the same twisted demented humor

    IBREGULATOR:D K

    IB= INTELLIGENT BREAD!!!!!

    (no diss teaser)
     
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