Milk Grenades Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Handpainted resin statues on a solid wood base are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete. These statues portray Jesus actively participating with boys and girls in a variety of sports. A wonderful way to reinforce Jesus "as friend" in everyday activities. Sizes vary from 4 3/4 to 6 1/2 inches. Many customers have requested these Jesus Sport Statues depicting children other than Caucasian and playing other sports; we have expressed these requests to manufacturers and importers. When and if other statues are available, CatholicShopper.com will carry them. This page shows the following Jesus Sport Statues: Baseball, Football, Soccer. For Basketball and other versions of baseball, football, hockey and soccer, click picture of the five statues at the bottom of page. The statues on this page now include a brass nameplate, "Jesus Is My Coach." Jesus doesn't have his adidas on...he couldn't play in sandals and a dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach hahahahahaha what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach the football one made me lol till it hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Jesus knows the pump fake and does teh flea flickerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach The karate one is the best. Post it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach obviously JC dosnt teach proper safety equipment useage . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach forgot these: http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach damn, i was maybe hoping for jesus hitting a jump shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach This seems very wrong to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Whoever made these must be a fucking pedophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Right. Like, I feel dirty for looking at em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach I wonder how fast JC runs the 300 in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach but does he graff n dance? that, my friends, is the only resin mold i'm interested in purchasing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach he looks like a molester in all of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Fuckin weirdo shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach THAT AINT JESUS THATS CHARLES MANSON!!!!!!!!!!11111 RUN NIGGLET, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach run nigglet.. run!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach it looks like he's trying to stick that baton up that kids anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach he isn't looking at that kids hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach i wanna see jesus coach mud wrestling....with two big tittied chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Conan O'Brien made fun of this shit a few years back. None of those kids look like they enjoy Jesus being there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Jesus loves kids! That's why he's court ordered to go around the neighbourhood and let everyone know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach haha why does jesus look like a bum in that one? they should have one of him busting a kickflip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach lmaoo wtf are people thinking.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach i thought the stoners had gotten together and done something useful for once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach Those kids might have downs and jesus doesnt support retards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 the golf one is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Jesus is my Coach what the fuck is that little flush character thing? i see a lot of tards using that character and wearing hoodie with that character on it. what the hell is it? ohhh... coach wants to shower with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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