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Jesus has Risen and I'm drunk

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by the.crooked, Apr 16, 2006.

  1. the.crooked

    the.crooked Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,837 Likes Received: 166
    I would just like to talk about my school for a second, and the burilliant idea that it has for easter. A long time ago someone decided that hiding kegs in the forest is a great way to celebrate the rising of the lord, and they were right. There is nothing like a keg of double bag, and then a long trail ale at nine in the morning. What an awesome holiday. easter keg hunt. anywho, Praise the lord. rip big baby jesus. i leave you with this:


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    ps. still drunk
     
  2. foodstamps

    foodstamps Junior Member

    Joined: May 5, 2004 Messages: 164 Likes Received: 0
    Right arm...
    It's nice to know they now have the blood of Christ stored in keg form.
     
  3. Johnny Blaze

    Johnny Blaze Member

    Joined: Jul 31, 2005 Messages: 572 Likes Received: 2
    thats awesome.

    really jealous.
     
  4. Dog Chapman

    Dog Chapman Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2006 Messages: 3,780 Likes Received: 5
    i too am getting drunk
     
  5. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,091 Likes Received: 59

    same here
     
  6. the.crooked

    the.crooked Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,837 Likes Received: 166
    i would like to thank all that made this day possible. namely jesus. he died for us...and our beer. which is awesome.



    for some reason when i read dog chapmans post I heard it in the voice of butthead
     
  7. Dog Chapman

    Dog Chapman Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2006 Messages: 3,780 Likes Received: 5
    edit
     
    Last edited: Apr 16, 2006
  8. the.crooked

    the.crooked Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,837 Likes Received: 166
    yeahhhhh. get the titties in this thread. jesus liked em, I love em... poop.
     
  9. Skilla54

    Skilla54 Senior Member

    Joined: May 16, 2005 Messages: 2,230 Likes Received: 9
    tim allen died for our sins
     
  10. the.crooked

    the.crooked Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,837 Likes Received: 166
    does everyone know what time it is?
     
  11. fat ralphy

    fat ralphy 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 11,575 Likes Received: 633
    jesus was a lush..and if i could pull that watta 2 wine shit uhhh.
     
  12. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 2
    don't you people have work in the morning?
     
  13. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    We got alot of drunk threads for an easter sunday..
     
  14. LIVERWURST*

    LIVERWURST* Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2001 Messages: 3,590 Likes Received: 66
    I just came from my friends parents party, they are pretty well off and great people. I spent the day drinking nothing but Grey Goose, various high end wines and eating lamb. And I don't have to work until 1 tommorow...Jesus rocks!
     
  15. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

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