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jerkin king (totals).....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Vanity, Jul 8, 2002.

  1. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    ok.... i did the math the other night. and i've jerked somewhere over 7300 times. what's your total?
     
  2. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    theres no possible way to add up all the times. if you have hair on your palms your up there near the top though. keep wackin.....
     
  3. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    you win. hands down. (bad pun)
     
  4. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    keep on truckin'
     
  5. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    it's an aproximation (2 p's?). just take your average and figre it out from there,
     
  6. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Man im a rookie mine figured to be 1638. I bet this is a little bit less, cause thats based on my current average a week, i used to do it less.
     
  7. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    live to jackoff, jackoff to live
     
  8. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    i bet that whole "youll go blind if you jack off" catholic thing came about cus one of the bishops was crankin away and shot into his eyes or something. or maybe they used to poke kids eyes out back in the day if htey were cought whippin it so they just turned it into a rumor. how would a catholic bishop really know anyway though? theyve always had to suck off their higher bishops to get where they are and now they get sucked off by their students. when did they have enough time to jackoff till they went blind? i just cant figure it out. i think my eye sights gettig worse though. uh oh....
     
  9. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    i have no idea......somedays i whack it 4 times a day, some days i dont, some days its only once, i cant even remember when i first started
     
  10. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    i remember my first ejaculation. i didnt even see it coming cus i started jackin off before i could come. i got my magazine all sticky. hahahaha. i dont know why i wrote that.
     
  11. PHYNE

    PHYNE Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    well i gotta g/f and i still do the deed every morning and night and sometimes in the shower....i have to do it..its a ritual i think.....i love it and it loves me hahahah then i go and screw my chick for awhile then if she aint staying the night with me then its the ol one eye and me...hahahaa:D :king: of beat......:lol:
     
  12. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    these threads are starting to get strange:eek:







    anyway!:king:
     
  13. tears*uno

    tears*uno Guest

    god how mnay fucking threads are there about masterbating

    get a hobby you fucking perverts...
     
  14. pekrock

    pekrock Junior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 109 Likes Received: 0
    iv got a hobby...:)
     
  15. jeff123456

    jeff123456 Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 273 Likes Received: 0
    lol

    i was watching this show on some cooking guy and he said dont eat to live, live to eat
     
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