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jerkin king (totals).....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Vanity, Jul 8, 2002.

  1. Vanity

    Vanity 12oz Veteran Member

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    jerkin king (totals).....

    Discussion started by Vanity - Jul 8, 2002

    ok.... i did the math the other night. and i've jerked somewhere over 7300 times. what's your total?
     
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  2. jah

    jah 12oz Elite Member

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    jah - Replied Jul 8, 2002

    theres no possible way to add up all the times. if you have hair on your palms your up there near the top though. keep wackin.....
     
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  3. SHELLTOES

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    SHELLTOES - Replied Jul 8, 2002

    you win. hands down. (bad pun)
     
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  4. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    keep on truckin'
     
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  5. Vanity

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    Vanity - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    it's an aproximation (2 p's?). just take your average and figre it out from there,
     
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  6. suburbian bum

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    suburbian bum - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    Man im a rookie mine figured to be 1638. I bet this is a little bit less, cause thats based on my current average a week, i used to do it less.
     
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    live to jackoff, jackoff to live
     
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  8. jah

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    jah - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    i bet that whole "youll go blind if you jack off" catholic thing came about cus one of the bishops was crankin away and shot into his eyes or something. or maybe they used to poke kids eyes out back in the day if htey were cought whippin it so they just turned it into a rumor. how would a catholic bishop really know anyway though? theyve always had to suck off their higher bishops to get where they are and now they get sucked off by their students. when did they have enough time to jackoff till they went blind? i just cant figure it out. i think my eye sights gettig worse though. uh oh....
     
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    REGULATOR - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    i have no idea......somedays i whack it 4 times a day, some days i dont, some days its only once, i cant even remember when i first started
     
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    jah - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    i remember my first ejaculation. i didnt even see it coming cus i started jackin off before i could come. i got my magazine all sticky. hahahaha. i dont know why i wrote that.
     
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  11. PHYNE

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    PHYNE - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    well i gotta g/f and i still do the deed every morning and night and sometimes in the shower....i have to do it..its a ritual i think.....i love it and it loves me hahahah then i go and screw my chick for awhile then if she aint staying the night with me then its the ol one eye and me...hahahaa:D :king: of beat......:lol:
     
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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    these threads are starting to get strange:eek:







    anyway!:king:
     
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    tears*uno - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    god how mnay fucking threads are there about masterbating

    get a hobby you fucking perverts...
     
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    pekrock - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    iv got a hobby...:)
     
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    lol

    i was watching this show on some cooking guy and he said dont eat to live, live to eat
     
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