Vanity Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 ok.... i did the math the other night. and i've jerked somewhere over 7300 times. what's your total? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 theres no possible way to add up all the times. if you have hair on your palms your up there near the top though. keep wackin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 you win. hands down. (bad pun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 keep on truckin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 9, 2002 Author Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by jah theres no possible way to add up all the times. it's an aproximation (2 p's?). just take your average and figre it out from there, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Man im a rookie mine figured to be 1638. I bet this is a little bit less, cause thats based on my current average a week, i used to do it less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 live to jackoff, jackoff to live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 i bet that whole "youll go blind if you jack off" catholic thing came about cus one of the bishops was crankin away and shot into his eyes or something. or maybe they used to poke kids eyes out back in the day if htey were cought whippin it so they just turned it into a rumor. how would a catholic bishop really know anyway though? theyve always had to suck off their higher bishops to get where they are and now they get sucked off by their students. when did they have enough time to jackoff till they went blind? i just cant figure it out. i think my eye sights gettig worse though. uh oh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 i have no idea......somedays i whack it 4 times a day, some days i dont, some days its only once, i cant even remember when i first started Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 i remember my first ejaculation. i didnt even see it coming cus i started jackin off before i could come. i got my magazine all sticky. hahahaha. i dont know why i wrote that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol live to jackoff, jackoff to live :lol: :lol: :lol: well i gotta g/f and i still do the deed every morning and night and sometimes in the shower....i have to do it..its a ritual i think.....i love it and it loves me hahahah then i go and screw my chick for awhile then if she aint staying the night with me then its the ol one eye and me...hahahaa:D :king: of beat......:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 these threads are starting to get strange:o anyway!:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 god how mnay fucking threads are there about masterbating get a hobby you fucking perverts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pekrock Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 iv got a hobby...:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff123456 Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol live to jackoff, jackoff to live lol i was watching this show on some cooking guy and he said dont eat to live, live to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phEaM Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 you amatuers...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 http://www.pettipond.com/swan/images/b2elliot.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 i havent jacked off in 9 days. i'm nearing my record of 11 days. i moved into my new house and i just can't do it here... i'm weird. i'm only in the low thousands i think, maybe 1500 range. i'm only 18 though, i've got time... and a girlfriend :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 how the hell can u add up all the times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by SkyDancer666 i havent jacked off in 9 days. i'm nearing my record of 11 days. holy fuck dude... just wait until you finally do... 11 days ?? it's going to look like a mr whippy van blew up in your room or somethin.. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by SkyDancer666 i havent jacked off in 9 days. i'm nearing my record of 11 days. i moved into my new house and i just can't do it here... i'm weird. i'm only in the low thousands i think, maybe 1500 range. i'm only 18 though, i've got time... and a girlfriend :) I think I lasted a week once..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by tears*uno god how mnay fucking threads are there about masterbating get a hobby you fucking perverts... originally posted by someone else: ive got a hobby. hahahaha. thats classic. yo tears. stop fuckin yelling at everyone like your some kind of superior 14 year old guru or some shit. obviously we people are bored if were on 12 oz. everyone gets bored some times. even you. who gives a fuck what people talk about. chill out young whippersnapper! peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/christmas/weststreet2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 i never jack off...<------:king: of jerkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by avils holy fuck dude... just wait until you finally do... 11 days ?? it's going to look like a mr whippy van blew up in your room or somethin.. :eek: :lol: 11 days..... damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 bitch please. two weeks and some days over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 ive been stayed at my friends girlfriends house with them for three and half weeks and i didnt crank it once. and had been gettin plenty of action in thailand right before i came to so i was jonsin bad!! i dont have the time or money to look for chicks now though. i start my courses in like a week too. damn.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by jah i start my courses in like a week too. damn.... feel my pain, sucka :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 thats alright though cus ill be done in nine months and making bank!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 yuck fou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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