Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 would you become a jedi knight and have all the cool powers, and light saber and stuff? even if it meant you couldn't have sex ever again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ser3adc Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 my name is jedi master mace windu... ...keep emces heads wrapped like erica badu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 jedi master , ive had lots of sex ..............i could use some jedi powers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 If I can't have sex could I be a corrupt NYPD Jedi and sodomize immigrants from the West Indies with my Light Saber while in police/Jedi custody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 these two virgins could kick your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 id just be like anakin, thats the way to go best of both worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol If I can't have sex could I be a corrupt NYPD Jedi and sodomize immigrants from the West Indies with my Light Saber while in police/Jedi custody? hahahahahah....thats funny, but at the same time very disturbing.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by uncle-boy hahahahahah....thats funny, but at the same time very disturbing.:o i hope you know where i got that from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol i hope you know where i got that from. nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 sexually frustrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 It was a true story well except for the light saber part. Some crooked NYPD sodomized some dude while in police custody with their baton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol It was a true story well except for the light saber part. Some crooked NYPD sodomized some dude while in police custody with their baton. thats fucked up.... but if the guy who got sodomized, got arrested for rape, i think its 100%funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 that's the worst part the dude was innocent. He never did anything. I don't even think the dude spoke English too well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol that's the worst part the dude was innocent. He never did anything. I don't even think the dude spoke English too well. well in that case, that definitely fucking sucks ass. i hope the cop that did that gets his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup what kinda fucking stupid ass dip shit kinda question is that rubbish? jessu fucking christola... a light saber or sex? need to check your sexuality buddy! ;) ahahhahaahhaahaa jk. teaseFAKE:heated:oner<~ hey dick nose, i just asked the question. i never said which one i picked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 obviously the ligth saber, i dotn get sex anyways, so i wont be missing anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by el barto obviously the ligth saber, i dotn get sex anyways, so i wont be missing anything ha-ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by Jedi Master 50 Cent my name is jedi master mace windu... ...ill have the paramedics wrap your fuckin head like a hindu id acquire jedi mind tricks an then id use them to have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG id acquire jedi mind tricks an then id use them to have sex. splendid idea.:idea: "you will suck my dick" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 they got these new light saber toys that look really real. but i think they cost a lot of money and you gots to special order them.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 let me tell you this.... i am a jedi knight..and jedis dont have to be virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Dude, Jedi all the way... with the Force, I would have such control over my mind that just thinking about a woman right there with me would seem just as real. And I could jack off without having to touch my dick. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/pit/capemays.jpg'> Soil is more healthy when you bury some kids in it. The kids are then broken down and the soil, overtime, becomes more rich and full and vegetatioin grows more healthier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 I'd be a jedi, cuz chicks dick dudes with bright colorful light sabers...shit, you just dont know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 exactly what powers wud i get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 lol i think il go with 1 i saw earlier. acuaire jedi master mind powers and become a jedi masta pimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppppppp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctrlaltdelete Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 id be a dark jedi. sith order, WHAT. they have all the power, and they do whatever they want. mass orgies, please beleive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 id be a jedi ninja piump. once you get strong enuff and learn all the cool tricks. you can be liek sorry dudes im out... where da hoes at!:mexican: :mexican: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 sorry,if i was a jedi, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Originally posted by uncle-boy hey dick nose, hehe...nixon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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