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Jackass defame danish national symbol

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Europe, Nov 18, 2002.

  1. From the Copenhagen Post:

    Denmark's most recognisable and cherished symbol, the Little Mermaid, looks like becoming a symbol of derision on American TV, after three members of the MTV programme Jackass, who were in Copenhagen to present prizes at the TV2 Zulu Awards show last week, were filmed urinating on, and pretending to have oral sex with H.C.Andersen's globally recognised icon.

    The three, Ryan Dunne, Dimitry Elyashkevich and Dam Margera, who are seen every week on TV Zulu, careering down hills in shopping trolleys, playing American football in the nude, or generally making a 'jackass' of themselves, said that they originally planned to saw the head off the Mermaid, but were so drunk that they had to drop the idea.

    'It was our Danish fans who gave us the idea of urinating on her, and whilst we were there, Dam decided to pull his trousers down and push his penis in her face,' said one of the team.

    During the TV award show, the three arrived on stage by throwing themselves off the balcony, and then spent the rest of the evening trying to score two members of the pop-group EyeQ.

    After a week in Copenhagen, the three returned home to the USA claiming they had fallen in love with Denmark, although they hadn't seen the light of day once.

    'We've been drinking and smoking all night in Christiania and sleeping it off during the day,' said Dimitry Elyashkevich, who claimed to have had sex with 27 Danish girls during his stay. 'Scoring Danish girls is like shooting fish in a barrel,' said the merry prankster.
     
  2. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    jesus, get it fucking right...



    its Bam Margera.
     
  3. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    you cut and pasted it, right europe?


    so it isnt technically your fault...
     
  4. Yeah, I copy/pasted it, the spelling mistake alone is hilarious...
     
  5. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    i figured as much.


    yea, that Dam Margera....
     
  6. zen

    zen New Jack

    Joined: Sep 20, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    screw jack ass. it sucks.
     
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    you just don't get it. we won't hold it against you
     
  8. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    yeah you wont be saying that when bam margera farts in your face on national TV

    aahhaahahahahah

    20 points for the boys of jackass
     
  9. fizm

    fizm Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2002 Messages: 573 Likes Received: 0
    it's probbaly not true. like that thing about tom green a few years ago.
     
  10. YinzerXpress

    YinzerXpress Guest

    that shit is funny as hell
     
  11. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    these guys are the true definition of "get over" in everything they do. the movies, their apperances, tv shows...they do what we all do like drink a lot and make fools of ourselves, only they make crazy bank and get publicity for little things like this. i think its awesome how these guys capitalize on press like this...even you fools who hate on it wouldnt think twice before stepping into any of their shoes.
     
  12. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    note to self: go to denmark.
     
  13. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    I thought that bacon was Denmark's national symbol.

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  14. deznatori

    deznatori Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 5,441 Likes Received: 0
    27 girls. I need to go to Denmark.
     
  15. TEE_rase_war

    TEE_rase_war Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2001 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 1
    1 for the mermaid,
    and 1 for Dam
     
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