Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/happybday.jpg'> Hi. My name is Mamerro. Welcome to my birthday party. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/alcohol.jpg'> Now drink... http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/jjdeo.jpg'> ...chickenfucker. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/miguenicole.jpg'> Terrodeathface will fucking eat you. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/valeriecloseup.jpg'> WAAAAGGAGFFHJKIKEUEA!!! http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/tabaco.jpg'> One dope thing about this camera is that it makes us all look incredibly tanned... http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/papifeliz.jpg'> ...unfortunately, it also imparts a deadly British glaze on our teeth. As always, dad pimps his shit. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/fuckit.jpg'> *Right click>Set as Background Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/hollertronic.jpg'> Don't front on the Hollertronic™ hat... everybody kept asking me what the fuck it meant, and I was like "Trust me, some people who'll see these pictures will know." http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/cantando.jpg'> Article 56b of Mamerro's Laws of the Drunken: If at any point you find yourself singing along to the music, you must raise your free arm to your side and point at your genitals.* http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/carlitosbob.jpg'> Well done. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/davidborra.jpg'> http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/negrowhat.jpg'> http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/valerieyo.jpg'> http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/wesside.jpg'> http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/bobthebuilder.jpg'> *Note: If you do wish to sing along, the official song of the night is Wisin y Yandel, "En la disco bailoteo". Unfortunately, I cannot provide the mp3 link, but you can probably find it on Kazaa or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 1st that old man looks like he's pimping!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 crazy hat theme? I understand the 'hollertronic' cap but the hard hat and the safari cap? that mug with the abflexer is a nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 holler! That hat owns mams! best flick so far, the designated background. awesometastic. funk'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 ....theres nothing to read here...............! In honor of the fun times, I am going to wear a crazy hat all day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/dpc.jpg'> -D•P•C- http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/jjymami.jpg'> Time to get the dancing started... mom kicks it off with my brother. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/mamipapi1.jpg'> Dad joins in with the Masterhump ZX100. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/papicloseup.jpg'> Look up "Effort" in the dictionary, and you will find this picture. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/mamipapi2.jpg'> Look up "Holding on to dear life", and this one appears. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/doubleteam.jpg'> Things escalate to unsafe levels. Mom's disgusting thonged-out unitard pops out. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/mamislap.jpg'> Therefore I must punish her. Deeply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hahaha. Good show. *edit i hate coming in here in a daze when i first wake up and just say things for the sake of saying things.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 ummm.... I dont know what to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :lol: dope flix dokumenting the event :) alchool girls hollertronic cap :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/mamiyopiso.jpg'> My testicles glow in delight after the unholy incestual spanking session. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/sandwich.jpg'> Mom shall not escape our humping wrath. Sandwichstyles. Master P: Make 'em say http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/bobbyfajao.jpg'> !!!! Na na na naa. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/breakface.jpg'> People ask me why I have so many scars on my forehead. This explains it all. Drunkenwindmillstyles. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/gay1.jpg'> Gay. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/gay2.jpg'> The Return of Gay. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/feo.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 ummm.... I still dont know what to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/notfun.jpg'> Well, at least two of em are enjoying themselves. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/yes.jpg'> YES. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/no.jpg'> NO. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/shotpreparando.jpg'> Preparing the B-52 shots. Dude on the right couldn't wait. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/shot.jpg'> Cheers, fuckerpants. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/jjypanas.jpg'> Specimen A: Having fun. Specimen B: Telling you to fuck off. Specimen C: Having fun. Specimen D: Confused. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/pinky.jpg'> Regardless of advanced stages of inebriation, she still holds her cup with pinky outstretched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/werdup.jpg'> Must... stay... alive. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/jjmuerto1.jpg'> Dead. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/jjmuerto2.jpg'> More dead. It's around 4:30 AM and people are starting to drop. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/papisexy.jpg'> Not dad though. Even while looking like he pissed himself, he still manages to look fucking sexy. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/guitarrita.jpg'> Mom rocks a mean air guitar. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/smart.jpg'> These guys know what's up with passing out at my parties, so they locked themselves up in their cars. Smart move. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/bored.jpg'> Man, what the fuck. Everyone's passing out, the party's dead, people are actually sitting down to TALK. There must be something I can do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gliko Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/136335/seal.gif'> C-Walkin funk up all over this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 listening to the track right now... singing along to a language I dont know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 BEST THREAD EVER!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Solution: http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/solution.jpg'> Problem solved!! Note her messed up pants. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/ladyborra.jpg'> Ladybug wakes the dead, party resumes. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/jorge.jpg'> Rise, Lazarus, RISE!!!!! http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/murder.jpg'> "What... the FUCK... IS THAT SHIT?!?!?!" http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/ladybugjj.jpg'> http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/mamiladybug.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I've been anticipating this thread since you meantioned it in your birthday thread. Great stuff: http://images.deviantart.com/large/indyart/photo/Chupapproved.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 This thread officially kicks much ass. PS: HOLLERTRONICS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 ahahahahha omg fuckin great, the hollertronic hat is fuckin key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwibxonex Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 HOLLERTRONICS HOLLERTRONICS HOLLERTRONICS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i thought it was over w/ the moping pic.....i know and hate that feeling...ladybug come through and saves the night!! good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/nicole107.jpg'> I admire this girl. To maintain dignity, she pissed herself out of her elbow. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/pingasorc.jpg'> However, that is not enough to save herself from the wrath of my marker. Forearm reads "Pinga Sorceress". And that, my friend, is the premature end of the pics, so a recap follows. This was at about 5:00 AM, and at that point EVERYONE passed out except me, the guy in the "Fuck it" shirt, and another friend. I got sick of wearing the suit, so I passed it over to my friend ("Fuck it" guy), and nearly shat myself. The dude weighs around 50 lbs. more than I do and looked fucking hysterical. The pics came to an end because we were too fucking wasted to figure out how to handle the camera, and we ended up misplacing it. It was found the next day in the bathroom, and we have no idea how it ended up there. We then went on a murderous marker rampage. There were 31 heads there at last count, and at the very least 24 of them ended up with dicks drawn on their foreheads. One guy (dude in the yellow shirt who has a knack for sneaking in half his face into pictures) got it so bad he got goth tears, black lipstick, and in an unusual display of wrath, his fucking TEETH brushed with the marker. We then headed out into the street, where we convinced the people asleep in the cars that they were going to suffocate, so they should open the windows. So they did, and after waiting 5 minutes for them to fall asleep again, we stuck our hands inside the car and tagged their asses. We got tired of the marker thing, so we decided to fuck with my parents. We snuck the insanely large guitar amp we were using for music into their room, placed it around 18 inches from my unconscious mother's head, cranked the volume, and hit "Play". What ensued was truly a beautiful thing. Around 7:30 AM, there was no more fuckery to be had, so we all passed out. I woke up around 8:30 when I heard people awake upstairs, and without even asking I went straight to the bathroom to check myself... as expected, I had 7 penises on my face. Went upstairs, had 3 shots of B-52 for breakfast, and resumed drinking. The girl with the "Pinga Sorceress" on her arm and the messed up pants is a fucking TROOPER. The first thing she said after coming out of the bathroom at 9:00 AM was "Let's shotgun some beers". I'm seriously gonna marry her. Me, her, and my dad shotgunned three beers, I had another cigar and kept drinking till around 2:00 PM, when we cleaned up and left. All in all it was a wonderful experience. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/thatsall.jpg'> And that's all folks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 HA!HA!HA! GREAT THREAD MAN! DPC LIVES ON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I went straight to the bathroom to check myself... as expected, I had 7 penises on my face. you mean drawings of penisis? I'm suprised you mom didn't kill you after that amplifier prank. She looks like she'd have no problem smacking you in the back of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gliko Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 yes mammero please tell us you meant drawings not flesh tubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/doubleteam.jpg'> fucking disgusting.... unitard an all.... yall keep it way to close in your familia... :spent: :yuck: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 wow...just...wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/mamipapi1.jpg'> Dad joins in with the Masterhump ZX100. HAHA and your mom wearing a unitard. did the jeans pop off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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