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-Jájome•2004-

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_El Mamerro, Aug 2, 2004.

  1. -Jájome•2004-

    Discussion started by imported_El Mamerro - Aug 2, 2004

    Well, here we go again with a birthday picture thread from what has been a yearly event since 1999. Now, keep in mind, this one was nowhere near the scale and magnitude of previous years, which had 30+ drunks stumbling around the place... this was only 15 of us close friends and thus a lot more reserved. I basically didn't feel like going through the trouble of making maps and shit for a whole bunch of people and said to my friends "I'll leave it up to you to bring hot bitches", and they failed spectacularly. Nevertheless, insanity ensued as always, and all happenings that made past years' events a success were present (minus hot bitches). Next year though, I'll probably do the last Jájome for my 25th, and it will be HUGE. I'll probably even make a website to promote it.

    Sorry for the lack of hosted music, my server has been down for like two months and I have to resort to photobucket... but if you want a theme song, get "Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee.

    With no further ado, here's Jájome 2004:


    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/dusk.jpg'>

    Warming up...




    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/cigar.jpg'>

    Not drunk yet...



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/yoradface2.jpg'>

    Drunk.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/yomean.jpg'>

    Drunker.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/yoradface1.jpg'>

    Drunkest.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/faceshots.jpg'>

    Druknksfva/
     
  2. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/davidyoface.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/beerpong.jpg'>

    Fratting it out with the ghetto plywood beer pong.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/davidhead.jpg'>

    This picture is not photoshopped. his head is actually THAT large.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/papinenas.jpg'>

    El Daderro begins his fury.




    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/yofuckyou.jpg'>

    [center][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/fuckyouclose.jpg'>

    Fuck you in the face.[/center]
     
  3. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    A barrage of radfacery courtesy of my good friend Bob.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/bobradface1.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/bobcarlos.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/bobradface2.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/bobmarian.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/marianlengua.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/bobmarian2.jpg'>
     
  4. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/mydick.jpg'>

    I don't wanna sound gay or anything, but it's pretty obvious everyone is staring at my cock with deep lust.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/bolaperdida.jpg'>

    We lost a ping pong ball, so I switched on the Demon Eye Device for rapid night searching.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/pepeface.jpg'>

    These teeth obviously bring the sex.







    The katydid incident:

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/katydid1.jpg'>

    Basically, this girl hates insects. Loathes them with a passion and completely spazzes out when she sees one... So I thought it'd be a great idea to put a relatively large one near her face.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/katydid2.jpg'>

    Here I distract her by fondling my crotch in her general direction (this releases much-sought-after mamerrian pheromones) while I rest the insect on her head.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/katydid3.jpg'>

    Closer view of the insect. And my groin.


    Unfortunately, upon finding out of the insect she flipped the fuck out on me, and I immediately blamed my friend David (big head guy), who was handling the camera. She wailed fists of fury on him and he was unable to snap a picture.


    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/katydidclose.jpg'>

    The murder weapon.
     
  5. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    A primer on how to be "THAT GUY" at our parties.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/borra.jpg'>

    First, you wear a cheesy-ass Puerto Rico mesh tanktop, in case you're actually in Puerto Rico and people don't know where you're from.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javistart.jpg'>

    Then, you get wasted out of your mind.


    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javibboy.jpg'>

    Then, you breakdance...



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javipiso.jpg'>

    ...and pass out immediately afterwards.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javibaranda.jpg'>

    You stand up, and dry heave off the fence.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/yojavi.jpg'>

    I go over and tell you what a great job you're doing so far.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/powerofchrist.jpg'>

    Then you sit down and my brother throws beer at your face while yelling "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!"

    And then...
     
  6. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    Damn.
    The Funk has been bought, again.
     
  7. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javijesus.jpg'>

    ...the power of Christ DOES compell you, and you go to bed with a straw version of Him.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javisofa.jpg'>

    Afterwards, it's just a matter of time before we start drawing shit on you.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javicama1.jpg'>

    Of course, you'll try to hide downstairs inadvertedly and sleep on a bed, but trust, we'll find our ass.


    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javicama2.jpg'>

    ...and draw more shit on you...


    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/jjhumpjavi.jpg'>

    ...and hump your pansy-ass head. With the Demon Eye Device activated.




    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/javicamaawake.jpg'>

    It's no use passing out. Stay up and party.
     
  8. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/jjmapo.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/andresdance.jpg'>

    Meanwhile, the funk rages on...



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/bobbraids.jpg'>

    ...and apparently it involves a plastic pie with braids.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/papipose1.jpg'>

    It ain't a Mamerro party until Dad brings the sexy.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/mamihump.jpg'>

    The sun starts to come up, which means Mom has to hump my friends.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/morningdance2.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/morningdance.jpg'>

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/momraps.jpg'>

    Mom enjoys busting some stupid dope freestyles.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/dembow.jpg'>

    Dad, on the other hand, prefers to throw dem bows.




    *Edit: Note Bob is drinking Schaeffer at 7:00 AM. That deserves an alarming amount of props.
     
  9. Swiffer Jet

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    Swiffer Jet - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
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  10. -Rage-

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    -Rage- - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    A+ my friend.


    You a winner.. ha ha ha.
    You a winner.. ha ha ha.
     
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  11. imported_Tesseract - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    HAHAHAHAHA, always dope, always fresh!!!

    You cut the hair dude?! OR WE'RE TALKING PONYTAIL!?
     
  12. D3N53one

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    D3N53one - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    "Demon Eye Device for rapid night searching"
    haha
     
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  13. imported_Tesseract - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    oh and fuck, happy b-day bro!

    i'd sticky this at once if it wouldnt make the thread invisible for half the board...i'll let the fury upon ch.0 and then frame it on top
     
  14. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/papihamaca1.jpg'>

    Even dad is stupid enough to attempt premature sleep. I thought he knew what the rules are...



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/papihamaca2.jpg'>

    Obviously not.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/noonpong.jpg'>

    It's noon, and we are still playing beer pong. It's around 96° at this time.

    Notice the right edge on the photo. That, my friends, is a lifetime investment paying off. After 10 years of drinking, and never going a pound over 130, I have finally achieved an admirable beer belly. It is indeed a proud moment for me.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/porch.jpg'>

    We finally run out of steam, and spend the afternoon chilling in the porch, staring at plants.



    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/porch2.jpg'>

    I look like shit, feel worse. What an excellent day.





    And that was it, folks. Hope you enjoyed.






































































































































    [center][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/yopapi.jpg'>

    DO NOT FRONT.





    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/mamerro/yopapiclose.jpg'>

    YOU CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH FUNK.[/center]
     
  15. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Aug 2, 2004

    i've been meaning to bless the "draw 12ozers using ms paint" thread with a bold illustration of your father urinating into a fan while your mother exclaims, "aye carumba, dios mio!!!", from the bed. i need to get on that.

    oh i forgot to say that this thread rules.
     
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