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ive got some horrible farts

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ctrl+alt+del, Apr 19, 2002.

  1. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    ive been ripping some silent killers the past 10 minutes, must be soooomething i aaate. they are so smelly, i dont even want to smell them so i can describe them to you. be glad your not within a 15 foot radius of me. i think it was this pizza i ate. a couple of dddddayss olde, but still yummy. and im so tired. i need suga. loud music time. roooar. anyone else tired right now? at 5 oclock in the morning night whatcheva you want to call it. so my question is, what should i take to cure these farts, they dont seeem to stop. I was thinking either
    a)coca cola
    b)heroin
    c)advil
    d)tylenol
    5)pepcid ac
    6)just keep on farting till its all gone boyeee.
     
  2. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    eat more bean and cheese if poison cures poison then more beans and cheese will cure a fart
     
  3. fire crotch

    fire crotch Member

    Joined: Sep 8, 2001 Messages: 308 Likes Received: 0
    poooooop

    ive come to realize that farts only stink when u gotta poop. cuase therse some days when i have the worst gas ever, like farting every minutes, huge long ass ones, its hilarious, but they dont smell like anything. its great, and then theres the days that i gotta poop and they smell terrible and linger....but good luck with the fart issue, try ot poop or soemthing.
     
  4. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    im gonna try that pooping deal right now.i hope it works.
     
  5. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    oh my god, that was exactly what i needed! i thank you, my friends thank you, mother earth thanks you.
     
  6. fire crotch

    fire crotch Member

    Joined: Sep 8, 2001 Messages: 308 Likes Received: 0
    no prob boy, im glad i could help a guy in need.
     
  7. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Heroin isnt gonna make u feel much better.. i remember the one time i tried it..smoked it cause im not down with needles... felt nautious and spent an our vomiting up white fluid...not cool.
     
  8. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
  9. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    easy there hot shot...
     
  10. REZK one

    REZK one Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2002 Messages: 235 Likes Received: 0
    my farts smell the worst in my car because my car is so small that it fills up the second i rip one. it's terrible. i also hate it when i think it's a fart but i end up shitting myself. hasn't happened in a while. u know you've all done it at least once.
     
  11. BlackSun

    BlackSun New Jack

    Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Messages: 98 Likes Received: 0
    ctrl+alt+del why doesn't my private msging work? I have it turned on in my members section
     
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