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have fun not chewing.

shakes all the way..

 

yeah, so now you have a glass jaw if you get punched like that again, you're shit will break again really easily..

 

at least, that's been a consequence for the handful of people i know who've broken their jaws.

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At this point I want everyone to think of the

sound you hear when your jaw is shattering.

 

Now think about how that feels afterwards.

 

Now imagine getting being grazed by a 2" artillery

shell and just losing the lower part of your jaw.

 

Sorry, my friend and I had a conversation about

someof the worst physical sensations imagineable.

 

Having your jaw busted is somewhere up there... but I prefer my personal favorite:

 

Toenail clipper dentistry.

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i felt/heard a collarbone snapping in half at the same time that 6 ribs were breaking..i had also chipped two teeth and broken my driver's side window with my temple

 

that shit hurt.

 

then they crowbarred the door off, and they [firemen] pulled me from the crumpled car, another horrible pain.

 

..the other day i put on my winter coat

it had pieces of glass in the pocket from that accident

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Post fight, i thought everythiong was fine, prolly the adrenaline, tho I could feel my tooth was fucked at the back.

Got home, realised something in my jaw was fucked (pain) thought it was dislocated, decided to brave it and try to *pop* it back in, (more pain, pain). Called an ambulance (fun) they took me to the hospital, x-rayed me told me it was broken showed me the bit.

Now, if I move it it creaks, can't chew, cant talk. The only thing making me feel ok about it is just making sure I don't go soft, and remembering about in The Godfather when the fed punches Michael in the face so hard his jaw breaks. Nuff said.

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random beef is always fun...

jackson seems to be good at providing flicks whenever something painfull happens to him....

 

(hint hint)

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  • 2 months later...

^^ are you e-following me? but seriously, Jackson, I am your father.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hey I dont intentionally want to start fights, Theo said somehting about people in the military being smarter than other people, I called bullshit, and said theyre stupider, Ciclone or whatever his names is ame in crying like a bitch, and then I moved on, I checked this thread out and you cant answer any questions that relate to actually breaking a jaw, which means your jaw didnt break, it obnly hurt. anyway, I dont mean to start shit. damn, Ciclone, get off my dick

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damn somebody ban this fucker! he follows me into everythread and bothers me and doesnt say shit that contributes to the thread or anything.

 

ohhhhh I figured it out, hes a fucking jew (or CNN watching American whiteboy) that hates my screename! I shouldve known earlier.

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Originally posted by Jackson

It was broken, xray evidence and all.

Why would I bullshit, you are a fool.

 

bad manz on the streets of london dont lie about beef!

haha

jackson, did you have to spend time eating through a straw?

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