shameless self promotion Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 yeah, today on my way across campus i happen walk across a tour group full of young hot looking girls, and a guy. So im all checking everyone out, not looking where im goin and tooootally slip and just about full out bust my ass on the his huge sheet of ice in the middle of the side walk....i swear to god if you any of you guys woulda seen it, you would have laughed so hard you cried.. This is the type of day im having.. I know some of you have good stories like this... Cheer me up?:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 its 73 degree's outside. Fuck slipping on some ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 i got food poisining from a bb-q a couple days ago and i still have diarreah.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Well if it will make you feel any better, during my Freshman year of High School my girlfriend was getting her pussy tickled under the table by some dude..RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME... He and I turned out to be really good friends Senior year and she turned to heroin... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 .....why is it that seeing people trip is one of the funniest things in the world?.... i mean i laughed at shameless and i didnt even see it...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 you fell and YOU CANT GET UP...check the double meaning haha jus messing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 i once slipped on a disgarded bannana skin in the city center . ithought it could only happen in cartoons. i also managed to kick a pigeon in the street the other days much to the disgust of fellow pedestrians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 help , ive fallen and i cant reach my beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by NATO i also managed to kick a pigeon in the street the other days much to the disgust of fellow pedestrians. thats great, those damn pigeons are so damn swift, they always escape my foot or my truck rumbling down the alley at 30mph. i would have love to see the looks on the other peoples faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 i'm clumsy i fall all the time i tripped just this morning over a big ass box full of paper in plain view..i nearly spilled my hot tea all over my american nightmare tshirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 falling in front of girls is what i do best. especially when i think they arent around, and i make the falling process super-elaborate and funny looking. i farted in a large auditorium during a standardized test, do that and THEN tell me what you did was bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 im a huge clutz... i always run into things around the house.. stupid things like sides of doorways and sides of tables, chairs etc...banging my hips and elbows and everything into ..well everything.. im retarded.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialRapisT Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 shit i lose my keys constantly, i had to call a locksmith out after i lost my keys to the great golf of mexico at fort desoto beach.... now that is clumsy and stupid....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 hey shameless... did the group laugh at you? i would ran crying and runing like i was retarded... its what i do most the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 So there was a bunch of hot chicks and 1 hot guy? Dude I didn't know. Well I guess were all people. Welcome out. ;) That's what your posted sounded like to me kinda. Just messing with you man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 3, 2002 Author Share Posted April 3, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars hey shameless... did the group laugh at you? i would ran crying and runing like i was retarded... its what i do most the time hahaha...i really didnt look back, im sure my face was red as shit!:o Pistol: Now that i re read that, your right, it does sound like im saying that. Yikes. can i rephrase that?? "There was a group of hot girls, one hot guy and their hot parents!" yeah, im tarded.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 first date me and girl me falling draggin down girl no more dates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 Originally posted by L3ER shit i lose my keys constantly, i had to call a locksmith out after i lost my keys to the great golf of mexico at fort desoto beach.... now that is clumsy and stupid....:D Oh man, I am sooo bad with keys. So I am driving across country and I was in Nebraska and it was about 1:30AM or so. SO i want to smoke a bowl, but my lighter is way over against the passenger door on the floor, so I decided to be a safe driver and pull into a rest stop to retrieve my lighter. So I get out of the car walk around to the other door and, FUCK, its locked, with the car running in BFE. There wasn't a town for 30 miles either way and state patrol would not come help. Finally found a locksmith open, and got in my car and smoked that bowl about two hours later. Only cost $50 too, he could have charged anything. On my way back across country I had a bunch more problems. I'll get to those later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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