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Ive fallen, and i cant....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Apr 2, 2002.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    yeah, today on my way across campus i happen walk across a tour group full of young hot looking girls, and a guy. So im all checking everyone out, not looking where im goin and tooootally slip and just about full out bust my ass on the his huge sheet of ice in the middle of the side walk....i swear to god if you any of you guys woulda seen it, you would have laughed so hard you cried..
    This is the type of day im having..

    I know some of you have good stories like this...

    Cheer me up?:eek:
     
  2. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    its 73 degree's outside. Fuck slipping on some ice.
     
  3. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    i got food poisining from a bb-q a couple days ago and i still have diarreah.:(
     
  4. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    Well if it will make you feel any better, during my Freshman year of High School my girlfriend was getting her pussy tickled under the table by some dude..RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME...

    He and I turned out to be really good friends Senior year and she turned to heroin...

    :)
     
  5. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    .....why is it that seeing people trip is one of the funniest things in the world?....


    i mean i laughed at shameless and i didnt even see it...:lol:
     
  6. taco bell bomber

    taco bell bomber Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2000 Messages: 2,037 Likes Received: 0
    you fell and YOU CANT GET UP...check the double meaning haha jus messing
     
  7. NATO

    NATO Guest

    i once slipped on a disgarded bannana skin in the city center . ithought it could only happen in cartoons. i also managed to kick a pigeon in the street the other days much to the disgust of fellow pedestrians.
     
  8. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,577 Likes Received: 2
    help , ive fallen and i cant reach my beer
     
  9. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    thats great, those damn pigeons are so damn swift, they always escape my foot or my truck rumbling down the alley at 30mph. i would have love to see the looks on the other peoples faces.
     
  10. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    i'm clumsy

    i fall all the time

    i tripped just this morning over a big ass box full of paper in plain view..i nearly spilled my hot tea all over my american nightmare tshirt
     
  11. railroadjerk

    railroadjerk Guest

    falling in front of girls is what i do best. especially when i think they arent around, and i make the falling process super-elaborate and funny looking.

    i farted in a large auditorium during a standardized test, do that and THEN tell me what you did was bad.
     
  12. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    im a huge clutz... i always run into things around the house.. stupid things like sides of doorways and sides of tables, chairs etc...banging my hips and elbows and everything into ..well everything.. im retarded..
     
  13. SerialRapisT

    SerialRapisT New Jack

    Joined: Mar 17, 2002 Messages: 86 Likes Received: 0
    shit i lose my keys constantly, i had to call a locksmith out after i lost my keys to the great golf of mexico at fort desoto beach....

    now that is clumsy and stupid....:D
     
  14. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    hey shameless... did the group laugh at you? i would ran crying and runing like i was retarded... its what i do most the time
     
  15. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    So there was a bunch of hot chicks and 1 hot guy?
    Dude I didn't know. Well I guess were all people.
    Welcome out.

    ;) That's what your posted sounded like to me kinda. Just messing with you man.
     
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