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I've been bleeding for hours

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    razor + upper lip= I've been shaving for to long to gank my grill.


    2 hours of bleeding
     
  2. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    Look at the bright side: at least it wasn't your nuts.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i did that once about 10 years back. total pain in the ass.
     
  4. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    Amen. Nutscak + Razor = No Good.
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    NO NO I MEANT THE LIP!!
     
  6. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    A vaginal lip?
     
  7. cornpone

    cornpone Member

    Joined: Dec 5, 2003 Messages: 306 Likes Received: 9
    put some superglue on it and press it up against your nose...
     
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    at any rate, just buy yourself an electric shaver. they may not shave quite as close as a razor, but at least you won't be dragging a super sharp blade accross your skin
     
  9. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    Styptic pencils...all drug stores carry them, they stop the bleeding and only cost two bucks for a year's supply.

    Or, toothpaste and a piece of tissue. Ghetto, but it should get a mention.
     
  10. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    Fuck, electric razors are pure torture for me...I'd rather risk nicking myself than razor burn.

    Plus, they just don't work. I can grow a full beard in a month. It doesn't cut it (pun intended).
     
  11. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    It's a light trickle now.I was trying to eat lunch and my mouth was filling with blood.Ruined my poached eggs,I haven't nicked myself in years.This shit sucks!

    Fuck an electric shaver,they suck!
     
  12. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

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    damn, i was hoping this would be about sex with a bloody puss
     
  13. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    "Modern cars...they all look like electric shavers..."
     
  14. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

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    Trust me, its not that great
     
  15. shape1369

    shape1369 Member

    Joined: Apr 27, 2003 Messages: 557 Likes Received: 1
    I think I have cut myself twice in the amount of time I have been shaving...

    Electric razors are cool once your skin adapts to them, but I'm sure as hell not gonna take the time for that. I'm quick enough with a razor, I think I'll stick with that.


    So who saw the commercial for the new razor with the single blade on the backside for more intricate shaving? I got to thinking about what happens when one is using this razor to work on their sideburns to get em straight or something, using the singular blade side. Then, next thing you know you've cut off your ear lobe because some marketing idiot didn't realize that by creating a double sided razor people will kill themselves...
     
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