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I've been bleeding for hours

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper 12oz Veteran Member

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    I've been bleeding for hours

    Discussion started by Frate_Raper - Feb 10, 2006

    razor + upper lip= I've been shaving for to long to gank my grill.


    2 hours of bleeding
     
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  2. MrChupacabra

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    MrChupacabra - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    Look at the bright side: at least it wasn't your nuts.
     
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  3. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    i did that once about 10 years back. total pain in the ass.
     
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    FunTimePartyTeam - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    Amen. Nutscak + Razor = No Good.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    NO NO I MEANT THE LIP!!
     
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  6. Gunm

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    A vaginal lip?
     
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    cornpone - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    put some superglue on it and press it up against your nose...
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    at any rate, just buy yourself an electric shaver. they may not shave quite as close as a razor, but at least you won't be dragging a super sharp blade accross your skin
     
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    Sparoism - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    Styptic pencils...all drug stores carry them, they stop the bleeding and only cost two bucks for a year's supply.

    Or, toothpaste and a piece of tissue. Ghetto, but it should get a mention.
     
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    Sparoism - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    Fuck, electric razors are pure torture for me...I'd rather risk nicking myself than razor burn.

    Plus, they just don't work. I can grow a full beard in a month. It doesn't cut it (pun intended).
     
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    Frate_Raper - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    It's a light trickle now.I was trying to eat lunch and my mouth was filling with blood.Ruined my poached eggs,I haven't nicked myself in years.This shit sucks!

    Fuck an electric shaver,they suck!
     
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    deterrent - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    damn, i was hoping this would be about sex with a bloody puss
     
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    "Modern cars...they all look like electric shavers..."
     
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    Trust me, its not that great
     
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    shape1369 - Replied Feb 10, 2006

    I think I have cut myself twice in the amount of time I have been shaving...

    Electric razors are cool once your skin adapts to them, but I'm sure as hell not gonna take the time for that. I'm quick enough with a razor, I think I'll stick with that.


    So who saw the commercial for the new razor with the single blade on the backside for more intricate shaving? I got to thinking about what happens when one is using this razor to work on their sideburns to get em straight or something, using the singular blade side. Then, next thing you know you've cut off your ear lobe because some marketing idiot didn't realize that by creating a double sided razor people will kill themselves...
     
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