boogie hands Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 its hard working 5 days a week in an industry that really only works from monday to wednesday. actually its not that hard. im going to go knock out a solid 10 minute task while i think of another worthless post. this came up when i google imaged "french turd". i agree with google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 gee. a whole hour. how do you sleep at night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Ha ha, I have been at work for two hours and have done nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 the begining of the day is usually my time to finish my coffee and and read the paper, then maybe some actual work gets done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Morning = go down to the snack store, shoot the shit, get a tasty breakfast biscut, plan pranks on coworkers, waste time on internet, drink energy drink and get to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 gee. a whole hour. how do you sleep at night? the industry i previously worked in was very busy and i would pretty much be blitzed with a million things to do the minute i walked in the door. my new career path is a little more relaxed so needless to say im having trouble adjusting. im sure ill get over it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 been at work for an hour and all Ive done is eat beakfast, check my email, and then merged over to the zero.......probably won't do actual work for an hour or so from now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 ive been awake for an hourly solely for the purpose of doing homework, and as you can see, everything has gone exactly according to plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 all this worthless posting warrants a title change methinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Make sure it is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I came in at nine yesterday and didn't even have an appointment until 2 oclock. It was pretty awesome, all i had to do was work on the website and do a little bit of phone answering. Pretty ultimate. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I havent done shit at my job since February. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 And sweet, it's looking like another one of those days. I double win because I don't really do anything, get paid for it, and I don't put miles on my car. Or is that a triple win? -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 My day usually begins with an hour or two of nothing followed by four hours of intense work followed by what i like to call my two hour "decompression" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 been here now for 4 hours and havent done a damn thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 My day usually begins with an hour or two of nothing followed by four hours of intense work followed by what i like to call my two hour "decompression" same.....ahhh to sit here and make money by chilling on the net...:scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I should be doing more work on the website for my company. I should design a logo for us. But I'm under-: -paid -motivated -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I've been at my job almost a year now and I haven't done a damn thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I've been at my job almost a year now and I haven't done a damn thing. Do you work for the city? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 i get paid 20 an hour to take naps in my car and eat two hour lunches..and i make up my own hours im never going to quit this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 i get paid 20 an hour to take naps in my car and eat two hour lunches..and i make up my own hours im never going to quit this one Hook a brotha up with a application! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 What kind of company do you work for fat ralphy? I work for an appraisal company, so I do the same sort of stuff only for half the pay. Also, I need to get hooked up with some nooners sometime. It's supposed to be a job perk. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 My only job perk is that I get a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I've been at my job almost a year now and I haven't done a damn thing. Ditto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpls7 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I check metal heads seriously 10 times a day. work for 30 minutes .... check 12oz, email, puregraffiti, NBA.com and then maybe check ebay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 you should get a govt job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 i sometimes forget how incredibly boring work was before the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 smoke more meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I do about 20 minutes of real work on average. We just got this little fountain here by my desk and it makes me want to pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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