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Its my turn

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by B_As_In_Bot, Mar 31, 2002.

  1. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    okay after some years of no girls I finally got this girl who likes me, I know she wont last long because she says shes moving next semester. I want to make the best of it for us because Ive never had a girl like me this much, ever. Being with her distracts me from my progressing depression problem. Now heres where it gets kind of interesting. Shes speaks terrible english. We both know communication is essential in a healthy relationship. Shes very obediant towards me and refers to me as the commander.

    I must have it good. I wanna make it go over smooth and painless because after all shes leaving soon, out of my state. Does anyone have any tips on how to make it easier on me. I know some of you people must have at one time been with a girl whos 2nd language was english. (1st being japanese) I need some good pointers if any, at all.
     
  2. platapie

    platapie Guest

    i ahve no advice i jsu wanted to tell you that its dope she calls you the commander.
     
  3. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    I speak passable Japanese,so throw her my way if it dont work out.Un ga ii.
     
  4. Drinky Crow

    Drinky Crow New Jack

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 23 Likes Received: 0
    (cue funky music)
    All you need is the international language my brother. The language of looove. What it is...
     
  5. -sudz-

    -sudz- Guest

    get her one of those translation phrases books, and on the last 'memo' pages look up some 'bedroom' phrases and add them on to give her a hint or something,i dont know. i'm having girl trouble myself lately.
     
  6. TECONE SW

    TECONE SW Guest

    haha...
     
  7. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    its funny, about the international language (love) because when my friend asked me about it I told I'd let all the love do the talking. Her driving is absolutley the worst Ive ever seen on a seperate note.

    Were at an intersection, and the sirens of a fire truck are blaring loud as fuck, Im pretty stoned and like: Where the fuck is that coming from? when she turns right in the path of the fire engine, and then continues to drive under the speed limit in front of the engine, which is now honking at us. People everywhere are giving us the fuck-you look and I just put my face in my hands. She finally pulled over but it was too late by that time because the engine already turned..

    i mean talk about embarassed. Asian Driver - No Survivor!
     
  8. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    Be a pal,send me some of her underwear.
     
  9. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    nihongo o wakiramasen desu ka??

    haha she calls you the commander...thats funny but cool
     
  10. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    first off teach her to drive..then teach her english. If a girl called me the comander it would really bother me.
     
  11. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    The commander, thats great, my girl just calls me the asshole.
     
  12. railroadjerk

    railroadjerk Guest

    yo i think i saw this on an episode of "undeclared..."
     
  13. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    Exactly.... Undeclared had electronic translators... funny show.
     
  14. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    i'm in love with a german girl. oh god she is dope. i wish i could post flicks on this shit.
     
  15. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    i plan on learning japanese later
     
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