rental Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 this is kind of gross, but i met up with my mom after she got off work today and i made her laugh so hard that not only did she spit out her drink and choke on it, but she peed her pants too. im going to give her hell about this until she dies... that's fucking awesome. you need to make a thread about it in channel zero i was nice enough to go out to her car and get her jacket... jesus, mom, in the middle of a restaurant...she says it from having babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 she says it's from having rabies? they've got shots for that now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 No, its not from having babies. YOU have a gift...use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i was hoping to read about beating your dad w/ a bottle or something... i guess i'm still on the 'toughest thing you've seen' thread mode.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 hahaha....she said all my great aunts "have had this problem" and that theyve had surgery for it. to be on the safe side, theres another check under cons on my list: "reasons to have a baby" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 my mom shat so hard once it went through her underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 another kodak moment thanks to the bladder. awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 what was that figure again, 1 in 3, or 1 in 5 or something women over forty pee when they sneeze? so dont worry, your mum isnt alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 im not worried about her, im worried about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 can i inquire as to to the nature of the urination inducing joke or humorous comment? or was it a "you had to be there" kind of thing? inquizziring niggas want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Jun 21 2005, 07:33 PM my mom shat so hard once it went through her underwear Quoted post Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 ^^ they were spittin pauly shorisms weeeeaassselllllll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 pauley shore is dead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~jmclean/Guy%20Pissing.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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courtorder Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 he is!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jun 21 2005, 05:41 PM can i inquire as to to the nature of the urination inducing joke or humorous comment? or was it a "you had to be there" kind of thing? inquizziring niggas want to know. Quoted post it was more a "you had to be there" sort of thing. i cant even recall exactly what was said. but it was one of those "and people wonder why im so fucked up, youre the one that gave birth to me" jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 metaphorically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 thats what his movie was called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 encino man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 gosh great fantacular movie... edit* "Fantacular" as in fantastic and spectacular joined forces to form another great word... isnt it amazing!!!! :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 pauly shore is dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 i have this old skate video. oooold. i think it's a vision video. and pauly shore is interviewing christian hosoi. but pauly shore is just like a 80's style skater dude. he is yet to become, "the weasel". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 rental, the real question is....what did you say that was so funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Jun 22 2005, 01:37 AM im not worried about her, im worried about me. Quoted post One word for you miss... kegels. Do the exercises and your cooch can stay firm forever. Plus, its good for sex. They even have a cooch barbell nowadays.. good vibrations I love this store. Great toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 cw: i heard that the rascally rabbits better than the real rabbit? do you know? i told my mom she should be doing kegels and she said she does. im not sure how often she does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 well, I would think to start doing em now and continue forever so you don't develop the problem. Plus, you can do em anywhere. Especially while waiting in lines at stores. And I have no idea about the rabbits. I never used one of those, but I hear they are good. If you are talking about what I am, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 well, i do them occasionally. i just...dont really have that much of a problem with pleasurable sex to necessitate the motivation. but thats a good idea. waiting in lines at stores...is that how you haev orgasms when no one knows it? if so, ill be all about kegels. i believe we are talking about the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 c-clamp, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Yea, I mean, when you're waiting in line you might as well. Passes the time. As for my incognito orgasms... their kind of strange and hard to explain. I am beginning to think my piercing is part of the reason they happen so easy, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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