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It shall forever be called The Incident

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by rental, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1

    i was nice enough to go out to her car and get her jacket... jesus, mom, in the middle of a restaurant...she says it from having babies.
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    she says it's from having rabies? they've got shots for that now
     
  3. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 43
    No, its not from having babies. YOU have a gift...use it.
     
  4. theGOON

    theGOON Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2005 Messages: 502 Likes Received: 3
    i was hoping to read about beating your dad w/ a bottle or something... i guess i'm still on the 'toughest thing you've seen' thread mode..
     
  5. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

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    hahaha....she said all my great aunts "have had this problem" and that theyve had surgery for it.

    to be on the safe side, theres another check under cons on my list: "reasons to have a baby"
     
  6. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    my mom shat so hard once it went through her underwear
     
  7. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    another kodak moment thanks to the bladder. awesome!
     
  8. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    what was that figure again, 1 in 3, or 1 in 5 or something women over forty pee when they sneeze?
    so dont worry, your mum isnt alone.
     
  9. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    im not worried about her, im worried about me.
     
  10. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    can i inquire as to to the nature of the urination inducing joke or humorous comment?

    or was it a "you had to be there" kind of thing?

    inquizziring niggas want to know.
     
  11. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
     
  12. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    ^^ they were spittin pauly shorisms

    weeeeaassselllllll
     
  13. Cracksmoka

    Cracksmoka Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 4,504 Likes Received: 97
    pauley shore is dead...
     
  14. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
  15. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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