Guest KONFLIKT Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET CHICKS WITH THE UGLIST CAR IN THE WORLD? I BELIEVER SO. I AM THE PROWD OWENER OF A BROWN 81' OLDSMOBILE DELTA 88. ITS A BOAT THAT GETS ABOUT 1.5 MILES A GALLON. ONE HUB CAP IS MISSING AND IT HAS DENTS EVERYWHERE. ANYWAYS, I WAS GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY SOME DOG FOOD, AND IM AT THE INTERSECTION AND A 2 GIRLS FROM MY SCHOOL PULL UP IN A VOLVO AND ONE OF THEM GET UP OUT OF THE SUN ROOF AND YELL "WHATS UP (MY NAME). OK... THEN I TORN MY HEAD TO LOOK AT WHO WAS NEXT TO ME AT THE INTERSECTION. IT WAS THE GIRL THAT I HAVE HAD MY EYE ON FOR EVER. SHE LOOKS LIKE A SHORT NELLY FURTADO WITH BIGGER TITS. SHE WAVES AND SMILES AT ME. OK... SHE THEN FOLLOWS ME INTO TO THE PARKING LOT AND WE START TO TALK. I ENDED UP GETTING HER PHONE NUMBER AND SHE WANTS TO GO ON A DATE WIT ME. OK... AFTER PURCHISING THE DOG FOOD, IM DRIVING DOWN ANOTHER STREET, AND THESE TWO CUTIES THAT IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SEE ME AND WAVE TO ME. OK... WHAT THE HELL! I GUESS THE CAR IS SO UGLY THAT IT MAKES THE DRIVER, ME, LOOK LIKE JOHNNY DEPP. THE MORAL OF THE STORY. FUCK ALL THE NICE CARS GET THE UGLIST CAR YOU CAN FIND AND GET SOME PUSSY. -KON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iphs Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 aaaaah damn your making me proud! now the question is are you going to call?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KONFLIKT Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?! OF COURSE IM GONNA CALL. SHIT I MADE IT THIS FAR (UNDER SOME WIERED CIRCUMSTANCES I.E. UGLY CAR) I CANT GIVE UN NOW. ILL TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE... BUT, I WILL ALAWAYS HAVE MY CAR NEXT TO ME WHEN IM TALKING TO HER IN PERSON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DIO Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 http://members.aol.com/dionet/mikenron.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 cars suck. i drive a scooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DIO Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 http://www.angen.net/~diocrew/autographs/rjdpromo3.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 chicks are on some "oh, hes not in it tryin to be fly and shit." mindstate. MORAL: a 74' gremlin = pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KONFLIKT Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 DIO GET A LIFE BEFORE I TAKE YOURS AWAY ITS OBVIOUS YOUR SOLE DESIRE IS TO PROVE HOW GAY YOU ARE. AND I CAN TAKE THAT DESIRE AWAY BY SENDING A VIRUS. I GOT SKILLS. ALSO DONT GET BANNED AND GO OUT LIKE A SUCKER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 no.... you type in all caps and go out like a suker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DIO Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Originally posted by KONFLIKT ITS OBVIOUS YOUR SOLE DESIRE IS TO PROVE HOW GAY YOU ARE. yes as a matter of fact i am gay. is that a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KONFLIKT Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 YEAH, BUT NOT WIT GAYS, WIT THE STUPID PICS YOU KEEP POSTING. YOU'VE PROVED THAT YOU ARE GAY SO SOTP PUTTING THOSE PICS UP. THERE NOT CUTE, NORE FUNNY THANK YOU -KON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 wtf kon you lucky bastard.....i would kill for half the girls i jock to say hi to me...but damn you the digits too....props Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KONFLIKT Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 AND THIS IS THE CAR... http://pacific.photoisland.com/sessions/43036482301/10148324lg.jpg'> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I CAN PULL CHICKS IN A CAR LIKE THIS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/8031.jpg'> "im exhausted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/8031.jpg'> "im exhausted" your also ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backcountrywriter Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Originally posted by tue skinny cars suck. i drive a scooter could it be that you don't have a license.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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