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it gets annoying at times but sometimes could be funny

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by NOUM, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Messages: 3,966 Likes Received: 0
    mail that gets forwarded to you

    > >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    > >Man who run in front of car get tired.
    > >Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    > >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    > >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    > >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    > >Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    > >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    > >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    > >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    > >Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    > >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    > >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    > >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    > >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    > >Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    > >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    > >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    > >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    > >Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    > >Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    stop it with the threads bitch
     
  3. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    NO. :mad:

    *edit - not pointed towards ARCEL:king:
     
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  5. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Messages: 3,966 Likes Received: 0
    people that get annoyed by new threads
     
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