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It could happen to you! {funny}

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dpuerto, Sep 27, 2004.

  1. dpuerto

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    It could happen to you! {funny}

    Discussion started by dpuerto - Sep 27, 2004

    I am new to the board by way of alure, and I just wanted to share some shit that I have been telling people since I first heard about it last week.

    Ok this is a warning, and just plain funny.

    My friend NAVEED an afghan muslim boy here in rural kentucky brought home a girl who works for his dad. they got drunk and went to sleep no sex. no sex because when they first had sex he nutted in two seconds. back on topic. They goto sleep and in the morning, he wakes up. He starts rolling over and he puts his hand in something

    Oh Shit! it's Wet!

    He springs outa bed and starts smelling... he starts feeling around. jesus Christ it's everywhere!! she gets up too and wants to kiss him. She's fucking SoakeD!! He is FUCKIng Soaked! It's fucking PISS!!!

    anyways he is too nice, had it been me she would be strangled. So he leaves quick and naveed is beside himself. The fucking girl pissed on him. It has scarred him for life. He has it in his mind she woke up in the middle of the night and pissed all over him. He said it has soaked 65% of the mattres... like she pissed 2 gallons. I told him to sue her ass since a matress is expensive, but since he is muslim he cant admit to sleeping in the same bed as a girl. It is fucked up though how that bitch dog whore pissed all over him and then got outa there without a word... but it is still funny. I tell everyone I meet. These country boys called him a sand nigger the other day and he says that being pissed on make that seem like a compliment, and he likes being the sand nigger.

    Imagine that though... Before you fall asleep next to a girl... know, you might wake up being pissed on.

    I have since consulted him and I think we will be inviting her over to "hang out" and when she passes out he will piss on her.

    Hope you all get a laugh outa this.
     
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    Rodney Trotter - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    :eek:
     
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    Plagiarism - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    grow up. it happens. my gf peed in my bed 2 weeks ago
     
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    dr.testical - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    r kelly style



    the only thing that make mah life complete is when i turn your face into a toilet seat.
     
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  5. AORAone

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    AORAone - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    well since you know alure ill go easy. but honestly, its really not that big of a deal if you ask me. (which you didnt, but if you did, thats what i would say) i mean, this girl barely knows the dude, probably was embarassed as hell, so she left, they werent in a relationship, they had nothing really, so she cut her losses and smashed the fuck out. i would never piss someones bed and leave, hell, i would never piss someones bed in the first place. shits embarassing, so fuck it. pissing on her tho? insane. not worth your time or effort. you dont get much out of it, and plus, you'll be known as the one who pisses on bitches, which isnt nearly as bad as being known as a bed wetter, but definitly more offensive and disgusting.
     
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  6. dpuerto

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    dpuerto - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    MTLF--

    this did not happen to me, and i will not piss back... but it is fucked up and i dont know how someone can say "grow up" or "its not that bad."

    That is someone's piss goddamnit!! It fucking horrible!!

    in all honesty I wouldnt have let her leave without 1.25 for the washing machine, and .75 to dry. You are right, i am sure she was embarrased as hell... but number 1 she works for his dad, so they know each other... they will never look at each other again, no doubt, but still.... how the fuck do you not wake up?! number 2 it wasnt like no 1-2 drops or squirts of piss or whatever... when was the last time you wet the bed?

    Seriously, 2 gallons is a lot of piss. This is a cautionary tale. Just know it can happen to you too.
     
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    maybe your girlfriend needs to grow up, you filthy piece of shit.
     
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  8. dpuerto

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    dpuerto - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    Thank God I am not in this alone.
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    this happens far more often than you would ever think. I know four or five dudes that had girls piss in their beds after a hard night of drinking in college.
     
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    AORAone - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    well i guess that does change things alittle. it was not previously mentioned that they see each other on a daily basis. i agree thats alot of piss tho, your right about that. and i must admit its been quite some time since i have pissed my bed. but i have a normal bladder as well. maybe she doesnt? maybe theres a medical problem involved. that still doesnt make it okay to just leave, but maybe you also should have thought more about that before you went around telling everyone, sometimes that shits personal you know? you never know, sure the storys amusing, but its probably not to her. its fun to make jokes and laugh, but to the extent of telling everyone you meet is kinda rough nd tasteless, the fact that she is judged before she is even seen just bothers me, especially to this point. but like i said, maybe its a medical problem.
     
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    dpuerto - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    well if it's any consolation to you two i will show her my dick so she can tell everyone(who doesnt know) about it;) then it'll be like we're even, since i guess that is personal.
     
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    GucciCondom - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    Actually scratch that, I was going to say how do you piss the bed but I have gotten up and pissed on my friend's little sister's "Sketching Aisle" thing where she sits and draws. But I don't know how you can just piss the bed and never even get up.
     
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    {not so funny}
     
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    AORAone - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    i'm not even going to ask. but you have fun with that. haha.

    gucci, my brother spent the night at this one guys house a few years ago, which used to be the singer for there band, anyways, they were all crashed out on the floor of dudes room, and he was on the bed. and i guess the dude just pissed his bed. when they all woke up in the morning, they noticed the smell and were all like " aw, what the fuck is that smell" and he just casually says " well, i woke up last night because i had to pee...but i didnt want to step on any of you guys, and plus i didnt feel like moving, so i pissed" i found that pretty funny tho.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Sep 27, 2004

    my girlfriend has peed the bed. she woke me up and said "oh my god iloveboxcars, i peed the bed"... and i was too tired to really do anything about it so i had her go grab a towl and lay it over it.


    iloveboxcars/dirty because im lazy oner.
     
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