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it ass whooping time

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by *die*, Jan 17, 2002.

  1. *die*

    *die* Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 5, 2001 Messages: 249 Likes Received: 0
    i was reminising of when i used to getmy ass whooped by my parents. what was the worst thing to get beat with for you guys.
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    the asian gangs running around. but it wasn't so much an ass whooping you'd get, it was more likely that you'd get chopped with a machete
  3. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    My dad's hand, it was big enough to wrap around my ass, we are talking size 16 ring here. The belt was always better.

    I had a friend who's mom took her and her brother to buy their "spanking spoons". She chose a rather large bulky spoon. Her younger brother thinking less wood = less pain picked the strainer spoon with the holes in it. Boy was he sorry.
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    how about this one...

    In Canada at the moment,
    there's a group of "bleading heart liberals" (I've always wanted to say that!)
    who are trying to have spanking made illegal.
    Now I'm not for beating you kids...
    but to have criminal charges put on you for what's gone on forever?!?!

    I remember that my parents just had to give me a look and shake the hand,
    and I'd remember who's boss and stop messing around.
    I think I only got spanked once by each of them,
    but it's enough to know that they meant what they said.

    Have you seen any of the spoiled brats with pushover parents?
    Like those whiny kids who throw tantrums at the age of 10.
    They know there is no discipline or punishment.
  5. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    shit...my dad used to whoop the fuck out me with a paddle like the kind they had in Dazed & Confused...whhooo now that's an ass whoopin'
  6. serum

    serum Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 9, 2000 Messages: 4,200 Likes Received: 138
    thick wooden sandals, spatulas, belts, can goods, thoughs paddles with the ball attached [i stopped accepting goodiy bags with them] nintendo controllers, a thick rubber snake i got during mardi gras, a leather jump rope, roller skates, and a remote controlled r2d2.
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    umm... a 2x4 with barbwire wrapped around it... dipped in tobasco for extra sting!

    "I'll mace you good!" - Homer Simpson
  8. backcountrywriter

    backcountrywriter Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 317 Likes Received: 2
    Being put in a hockey bag and thrown down the stairs by my dad...
  9. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 2,286 Likes Received: 0
    Word, my dad did the hand thing and i cowered in fear. I got seriously spanked.........like maybe twice. That was it.
  10. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest


    I know the spoon.
    My grandma is one of
    them old school grannies from Mexico.
    She got them BIGGGG ASSSSS wooden
    spoons. She would whoop the shit out of us.
    She once broke it over my uncles arm, hahaha…
    He tried to block it, and it just broke in half,
    then he took off running. She hit me too for laughing.
    I just ran around laughing and getting hit with
    a broken spoon. My dad, wooo, he weilded the
    dreaded LEATHER BELT! Dont fuck with POPS!
  11. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    my parents only spanked me maybe 3 times at most. my dad got seriously beat by his parents. they would beat him and his brother really bad for things they didn't even do. i guess my dad is kinda against it because of that.
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Never got beaten by my parents. But for some reason i always obey em and get really scared that they will yell at me if i dont.
  13. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I should have mentioned in my previous rant...

    if the parents are alcholics, junkies, sadists or just fucked up,
    and they beat on their kids,
    it's just totally wrong.

    There is no excuse for that behavior.
    (I can understand old-school grandmas, but not drunk constuction workers.)
  14. *die*

    *die* Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 5, 2001 Messages: 249 Likes Received: 0
    oh shit all yall brought up some good ol memories i remember when i had to go out and find a switch to be whooped with damn that was scary as hell.
  15. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0