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My dad's hand, it was big enough to wrap around my ass, we are talking size 16 ring here. The belt was always better.

 

I had a friend who's mom took her and her brother to buy their "spanking spoons". She chose a rather large bulky spoon. Her younger brother thinking less wood = less pain picked the strainer spoon with the holes in it. Boy was he sorry.

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Guest --zeSto--

how about this one...

 

In Canada at the moment,

there's a group of "bleading heart liberals" (I've always wanted to say that!)

who are trying to have spanking made illegal.

Now I'm not for beating you kids...

but to have criminal charges put on you for what's gone on forever?!?!

BULLSHIT

 

I remember that my parents just had to give me a look and shake the hand,

and I'd remember who's boss and stop messing around.

I think I only got spanked once by each of them,

but it's enough to know that they meant what they said.

 

Have you seen any of the spoiled brats with pushover parents?

Like those whiny kids who throw tantrums at the age of 10.

They know there is no discipline or punishment.

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thick wooden sandals, spatulas, belts, can goods, thoughs paddles with the ball attached [i stopped accepting goodiy bags with them] nintendo controllers, a thick rubber snake i got during mardi gras, a leather jump rope, roller skates, and a remote controlled r2d2.

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

how about this one...

 

In Canada at the moment,

there's a group of "bleading heart liberals" (I've always wanted to say that!)

who are trying to have spanking made illegal.

Now I'm not for beating you kids...

but to have criminal charges put on you for what's gone on forever?!?!

BULLSHIT

 

I remember that my parents just had to give me a look and shake the hand,

and I'd remember who's boss and stop messing around.

I think I only got spanked once by each of them,

but it's enough to know that they meant what they said.

 

Have you seen any of the spoiled brats with pushover parents?

Like those whiny kids who throw tantrums at the age of 10.

They know there is no discipline or punishment.

 

Word, my dad did the hand thing and i cowered in fear. I got seriously spanked.........like maybe twice. That was it.

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Guest WebsterUno

*ouch*

 

I know the spoon.

My grandma is one of

them old school grannies from Mexico.

She got them BIGGGG ASSSSS wooden

spoons. She would whoop the shit out of us.

She once broke it over my uncles arm, hahaha…

He tried to block it, and it just broke in half,

then he took off running. She hit me too for laughing.

I just ran around laughing and getting hit with

a broken spoon. My dad, wooo, he weilded the

dreaded LEATHER BELT! Dont fuck with POPS!

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Guest --zeSto--

I should have mentioned in my previous rant...

 

if the parents are alcholics, junkies, sadists or just fucked up,

and they beat on their kids,

it's just totally wrong.

 

There is no excuse for that behavior.

(I can understand old-school grandmas, but not drunk constuction workers.)

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