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ISOR THE HERB

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by isor357, Feb 25, 2005.

  1. isor357

    isor357 12oz Senior Member

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    ISOR THE HERB

    Discussion started by isor357 - Feb 25, 2005

    im 23. When im at the club i tell girls im 21.That just about as far as i'll take it. I have friends that will fabricate some serious stories but i just cant bring myself to that. Are you a bunch of lyers. Do these fables get you any ass. Do you find yourself having to cover shit up and remember what you made up. Is it worth the effort or is honesty the best policy. I tend to side with honesty unless of course it has to do with my age. Do you ever get caught in these lies>
     
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  2. The Leader

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    The Leader - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    I am honest. I have found honesty doesn't work, or I'm ugly.
     
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    platapie - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    dont need to lie just be smarter then them.
     
  4. isor357

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    isor357 - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    dont get caught in a lie that you cant prove true.
    for instance" baby i work for Ford Making 200,000 a year'' When you are driving a 88 pinto and living at your moms, flipping burgers at wendys. However if you feel the need to bag a 10.... throw on a suit. save up 5 paychecks get a room at the Athenium take her to a Pistons game and out to eat at the Whitney. Flowers and the like. You are guaranteed to get some model tail. You may have to sit through some lame ass poetry thought. Consider yourself warned.
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    i'm tellin her every lie that you know that i never did.
    hey ladies!!!
    get funk eee

    **cowbell**

    i don't lie to dudes ever, the truth is usually enough to make them either love me or be scared to death..
    i'm really good at lying but for the most part it's dumb
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    ive never picked up a chick at a club. i usually just meet people through class or common interest type shit.

    mackfatsoe // less mack and more fatsoe
     
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  8. isor357

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    isor357 - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    i picked up a chick at the club once. The condom broke and the next day i felt like i was pissing glass.
     
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    i would never go through that much trouble just to get some sex... i don't care how hot she is.

    i used to lie a lot, but had an epiphany when i lost a good friend because of it, and ever since it has almost been impossible for me to lie to anyone.
     
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    isor357 - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    i woudnt either anymore. There was this 1 chick though. She was so fucking hot that i swore to myself that i would do anything and everything in my power to stuck it in her. The date cost me about 600 and was worth every last cent. Black-Asian, whe was taking dirty to me in japaneese and i we fucked all night. I had a 8 Ball and some viagra. That shit was so tight. I beat it up and left before she woke up
     
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    my truth is better than fiction.

    my only lie.....

    'No Paris, that red light mean the battery is charging. There isn't even a tape in there.'
     
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    villain - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    I've never picked up a girl at a club either.
    Fuck, these days, I go to the club and they are almost ten years my junior. Same thing with college girls. I'm going to be so fucking old by the time I go to college anyways.
    Pretty soon I'm going to have to start picking up girls at the crochet club and bingo meets...
     
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    Pfffffffffft - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    ive gotten ass both ways...

    you have to pick and choose your lies...

    when i lyed about my age i cut off 6 years and it worked everytime...

    mainly i choose to be honest..(most of the time)
     
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    id lie, but id probably forget my lies and blow it
     
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    The Dude - Replied Feb 25, 2005

    just wondering, but why do you lie and say youre 21 when youre 23?
     
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