isor357 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 im 23. When im at the club i tell girls im 21.That just about as far as i'll take it. I have friends that will fabricate some serious stories but i just cant bring myself to that. Are you a bunch of lyers. Do these fables get you any ass. Do you find yourself having to cover shit up and remember what you made up. Is it worth the effort or is honesty the best policy. I tend to side with honesty unless of course it has to do with my age. Do you ever get caught in these lies> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I am honest. I have found honesty doesn't work, or I'm ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 dont need to lie just be smarter then them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 dont get caught in a lie that you cant prove true. for instance" baby i work for Ford Making 200,000 a year'' When you are driving a 88 pinto and living at your moms, flipping burgers at wendys. However if you feel the need to bag a 10.... throw on a suit. save up 5 paychecks get a room at the Athenium take her to a Pistons game and out to eat at the Whitney. Flowers and the like. You are guaranteed to get some model tail. You may have to sit through some lame ass poetry thought. Consider yourself warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by The Leader@Feb 25 2005, 04:24 PM I am honest. I have found honesty doesn't work, or I'm ugly. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm tellin her every lie that you know that i never did. hey ladies!!! get funk eee **cowbell** i don't lie to dudes ever, the truth is usually enough to make them either love me or be scared to death.. i'm really good at lying but for the most part it's dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 ive never picked up a chick at a club. i usually just meet people through class or common interest type shit. mackfatsoe // less mack and more fatsoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 i picked up a chick at the club once. The condom broke and the next day i felt like i was pissing glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by isor357@Feb 25 2005, 04:36 PM dont get caught in a lie that you cant prove true. for instance" baby i work for Ford Making 200,000 a year'' When you are driving a 88 pinto and living at your moms, flipping burgers at wendys. However if you feel the need to bag a 10.... throw on a suit. save up 5 paychecks get a room at the Athenium take her to a Pistons game and out to eat at the Whitney. Flowers and the like. You are guaranteed to get some model tail. You may have to sit through some lame ass poetry thought. Consider yourself warned. Quoted post i would never go through that much trouble just to get some sex... i don't care how hot she is. i used to lie a lot, but had an epiphany when i lost a good friend because of it, and ever since it has almost been impossible for me to lie to anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 i woudnt either anymore. There was this 1 chick though. She was so fucking hot that i swore to myself that i would do anything and everything in my power to stuck it in her. The date cost me about 600 and was worth every last cent. Black-Asian, whe was taking dirty to me in japaneese and i we fucked all night. I had a 8 Ball and some viagra. That shit was so tight. I beat it up and left before she woke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 my truth is better than fiction. my only lie..... 'No Paris, that red light mean the battery is charging. There isn't even a tape in there.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I've never picked up a girl at a club either. Fuck, these days, I go to the club and they are almost ten years my junior. Same thing with college girls. I'm going to be so fucking old by the time I go to college anyways. Pretty soon I'm going to have to start picking up girls at the crochet club and bingo meets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 ive gotten ass both ways... you have to pick and choose your lies... when i lyed about my age i cut off 6 years and it worked everytime... mainly i choose to be honest..(most of the time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 id lie, but id probably forget my lies and blow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 just wondering, but why do you lie and say youre 21 when youre 23? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 clubs are funny... 30 year old dudes and 18 year old chicks.... i dont lie to get ass... i lie to amuse myself *queue up Storm the Amalgamation - stop lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Originally posted by isor357@Feb 25 2005, 02:18 PM i woudnt either anymore. There was this 1 chick though. She was so fucking hot that i swore to myself that i would do anything and everything in my power to stuck it in her. The date cost me about 600 and was worth every last cent. Black-Asian, whe was taking dirty to me in japaneese and i we fucked all night. I had a 8 Ball and some viagra. That shit was so tight. I beat it up and left before she woke up Quoted post this sounds like its from the vice thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Originally posted by The Dude@Feb 26 2005, 04:24 AM just wondering, but why do you lie and say youre 21 when youre 23? Quoted post Yeah exactly....like 2 years is really going to make a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 if you're 23... they expect you to have made something halfway decent w/ your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 girls lie we lie they cancel out and everyones even . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Feb 26 2005, 12:42 AM if you're 23... they expect you to have made something halfway decent w/ your life Quoted post Damn them and their expectations!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Originally posted by isor357@Feb 25 2005, 05:18 PM i woudnt either anymore. There was this 1 chick though. She was so fucking hot that i swore to myself that i would do anything and everything in my power to stuck it in her. The date cost me about 600 and was worth every last cent. Black-Asian, whe was taking dirty to me in japaneese and i we fucked all night. I had a 8 Ball and some viagra. That shit was so tight. I beat it up and left before she woke up Quoted post That sounds exactly like a bad lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 having a thread on who or why lie to girls is like having a thread on have you ever kissed a girl. teehee. lets play girltalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Originally posted by Tesseract+Feb 26 2005, 08:42 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tesseract - Feb 26 2005, 08:42 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-isor357@Feb 25 2005, 05:18 PM i woudnt either anymore. There was this 1 chick though. She was so fucking hot that i swore to myself that i would do anything and everything in my power to stuck it in her. The date cost me about 600 and was worth every last cent. Black-Asian, whe was taking dirty to me in japaneese and i we fucked all night. I had a 8 Ball and some viagra. That shit was so tight. I beat it up and left before she woke up Quoted post That sounds exactly like a bad lie Quoted post [/b] hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 gamblers said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 I hear that liars are trying to compensate for something.... hint hint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 Originally posted by Tesseract+Feb 26 2005, 10:42 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tesseract - Feb 26 2005, 10:42 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-isor357@Feb 25 2005, 05:18 PM i woudnt either anymore. There was this 1 chick though. She was so fucking hot that i swore to myself that i would do anything and everything in my power to stuck it in her. The date cost me about 600 and was worth every last cent. Black-Asian, whe was taking dirty to me in japaneese and i we fucked all night. I had a 8 Ball and some viagra. That shit was so tight. I beat it up and left before she woke up Quoted post That sounds exactly like a bad lie Quoted post [/b] nope thats some truth. Room at the Athenium $300 2 bottles of Moet $ 50 2 Piatons tickets $120 Dinner at the Whitney $175 would i do it again Hell No do i wish i videotaped that shit Hell Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 She joined the miletary. She was too ghetto for me anyways i could barely talk to her Plus her hair smelled like this wax shit i had to change my pillow case everytime i slept with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 mainly i chose to be honest too its too hard trying to remember everything you lied about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 Its funny. I come in here and tell stories about things ive done or things that have happened to me. I find it thereputic. anything that doesnt kill me makes me stronger and most of the time i laugh about it. Its funny to me. I rarely embellish or even spice my stories up but people think im full of shit. Like i have nothing better to do than sit around and make things up. . Half the shit ive typed i wish didnt happened. You fucker must be sheltered little rich kids with good home lives that dont fuck around at all. I feel sorry for half of you faggots That asian black girl lived in the apartments next to my old valet job. After i spent that $ on her she was coming up to my work and letting me fuck her in the valet booth. Doggy style. I would bend her over a chair and watch through the window if any customers were coming out of for their cars. She was a fucking 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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