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is there anyway i can get a six pack or some muscle type shit in just a few weeks?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dr.testical, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. dr.testical

    dr.testical 12oz Senior Member

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    is there anyway i can get a six pack or some muscle type shit in just a few weeks?

    Discussion started by dr.testical - Nov 3, 2003

    id really like to get fit, but im a lazy piece of shit that doesnt have much to motivate myself get off my ass and maybe lift a weight or do any excersize type workout that would make me look bigger then just some random skinny kid. help please. should i just pop steroids. seems like a good possibility.
     
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    Steroids is where it's at.
     
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    'roids wont do shit unless you actually lift weights.
    Well actually they will shrink your nuts and fuck your whole system.

    What Does Strongbad Say ??
     
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    'roids wont do shit unless you actually lift weights.
    Well actually they will shrink your nuts and fuck your whole system.

    What Does Strongbad Say ??
     
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    My cloits have really been bulging ever since i got the Ab-Abber 2000. The ladies are all up ons!
     
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  6. mr.yuck

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    Don't listen to kilo listen to this guy/ / /

     
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  7. Gunm

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    I have a pretty decent six-pack but I didn't get it in "just a few weeks". If you want the ripped look, you gotta work towards it. Like with everything in life (with a few exceptions that rely on a lot of fucking luck) you have to work for it. Getting off your big fat ass (or bony ass) is the first and most vital step. Everything else will follow.
     
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    effyoo - Replied Nov 3, 2003

    right. But if you want a sixpack in just a few weeks you better stop eating and start running. Or just save your pennies and go to the liquor store.
     
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  9. space base

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    shards for the energy you need to get yourself going


    then once you get into the swing of things you should start a anabolics cycle



    also, youll probably want to smoke weed after working out so you can come down and eat something...
     
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  10. dr.testical

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    i like this idea
     
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    yeah, buy that shit off tv
     
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    You could hook thos electorde things up to your stomach like bruce lee did. It seemed to make him some kind of super ninja in the process.
     
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  13. dr.testical

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    im not one for purchasing bullshit off the tv with a credit card. but these are all good calls.
     
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    space base - Replied Nov 3, 2003

    if you wanna gain alot of mass, i would eat high protein and high carbs
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Nov 3, 2003

    a six pack ? you could just go rack one.



























    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA IT'S BECAUSE SIX PACK HAS MORE THAN ONE MEANING
     
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