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is there anyway i can get a six pack or some muscle type shit in just a few weeks?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dr.testical, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    id really like to get fit, but im a lazy piece of shit that doesnt have much to motivate myself get off my ass and maybe lift a weight or do any excersize type workout that would make me look bigger then just some random skinny kid. help please. should i just pop steroids. seems like a good possibility.
     
  2. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Steroids is where it's at.
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    'roids wont do shit unless you actually lift weights.
    Well actually they will shrink your nuts and fuck your whole system.

    What Does Strongbad Say ??
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    'roids wont do shit unless you actually lift weights.
    Well actually they will shrink your nuts and fuck your whole system.

    What Does Strongbad Say ??
     
  5. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    My cloits have really been bulging ever since i got the Ab-Abber 2000. The ladies are all up ons!
     
  6. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Don't listen to kilo listen to this guy/ / /

     
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    I have a pretty decent six-pack but I didn't get it in "just a few weeks". If you want the ripped look, you gotta work towards it. Like with everything in life (with a few exceptions that rely on a lot of fucking luck) you have to work for it. Getting off your big fat ass (or bony ass) is the first and most vital step. Everything else will follow.
     
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    right. But if you want a sixpack in just a few weeks you better stop eating and start running. Or just save your pennies and go to the liquor store.
     
  9. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
    shards for the energy you need to get yourself going


    then once you get into the swing of things you should start a anabolics cycle



    also, youll probably want to smoke weed after working out so you can come down and eat something...
     
  10. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

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    i like this idea
     
  11. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    yeah, buy that shit off tv
     
  12. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

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    You could hook thos electorde things up to your stomach like bruce lee did. It seemed to make him some kind of super ninja in the process.
     
  13. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

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    im not one for purchasing bullshit off the tv with a credit card. but these are all good calls.
     
  14. space base

    space base Senior Member

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    if you wanna gain alot of mass, i would eat high protein and high carbs
     
  15. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    a six pack ? you could just go rack one.



























    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA IT'S BECAUSE SIX PACK HAS MORE THAN ONE MEANING
     
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