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Those things are a class of animal including salamanders and newts that never progress past the larval stage.

 

My gf's friend had a roomate that kept one as a pet. Those things die on the drop of a dime. One day she was cleaning out the things tank and dropped it into what she thought was a glass of water. It was actually a glass of vodka I had poured for myself and i was in the kitchen getting some ice. The thing died right then and there. Bitch started crying for hours over it. I was just pissed because a glass of good booze went to waste. True story.

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Originally posted by LENS

Those things are a class of animal including salamanders and newts that never progress past the larval stage.

 

My gf's friend had a roomate that kept one as a pet. Those things die on the drop of a dime. One day she was cleaning out the things tank and dropped it into what she thought was a glass of water. It was actually a glass of vodka I had poured for myself and i was in the kitchen getting some ice. The thing died right then and there. Bitch started crying for hours over it. I was just pissed because a glass of good booze went to waste. True story.

 

i know a grip of russian heads that woulda still drank the vodka...maybe the newt grime will get you high who knows

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Originally posted by LENS

Those things are a class of animal including salamanders and newts that never progress past the larval stage.

 

My gf's friend had a roomate that kept one as a pet. Those things die on the drop of a dime. One day she was cleaning out the things tank and dropped it into what she thought was a glass of water. It was actually a glass of vodka I had poured for myself and i was in the kitchen getting some ice. The thing died right then and there. Bitch started crying for hours over it. I was just pissed because a glass of good booze went to waste. True story.

 

 

That would be like dropping you in a tub of lye and yelling at you for

having your skin melt off.

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Ha ha ha, lye...

I thought it was a pretty disgusting thing to keep as a pet.

It looked like a big used tampon that had a thin membrane of clear mucus stretchede over it.

I guess some people really are into them because she had this guide for caring for the little fuck. This one picture in the book showed this fool who had an entire room in his house turned into a sort of quasi Atlantis with dozens of the things swimming around.

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I CHOOSE YOU....UM..AXo..lalaka..kaka.kaklalala...THING!

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USE SESIURE ATTACK!

 

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ooh jesus! my puples!

 

 

 

 

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yeees yes! all is going to plan......my MASTER plan!...yeeees..yes.

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There's an awesome shorty story by Julio Cortázar called "Los Axolotls". It's about a guy who becomes so obsessed with them he eventually becomes one. Here's a translated version... haven't read it so I don't know if it's shitty of not. I know the spanish version is awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

To continue with the real-life Pókemon deal:

 

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An alquimí, found a few days ago in Cuba and thought to have been extinct for some time. It's a nocturnal anteater-like animal that feeds on insects.

 

 

Name: Alquimí

Pronunciation: al-kee-mee

Element: Ground

Type: Weird Snouty Rodent Thing

Weight: 8 lbs.

Height: 12"

Techniques: Scratch, Play Dead, Eat Face

Good Against: Electric, Fire, Poison, Rock, Bug, Cigars

Bad Against: Grass, Ice, Communists

Evolution: Slow

 

 

Health points = 20

Physical attack = 50

Physical defence = 45

Special attack = 85

Special defence = 30

Speed = 40

 

Evolves from: Sandshrew

Evolves into: Martin Short

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Originally posted by yoink

ha that looks like the swamp rat in the forest in the princess bride.

 

You mean the Rodents of Unusual Size in the Fireswamp.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

There's an awesome shorty story by Julio Cortázar called "Los Axolotls". It's about a guy who becomes so obsessed with them he eventually becomes one. Here's a translated version... haven't read it so I don't know if it's shitty of not. I know the spanish version is awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

To continue with the real-life Pókemon deal:

 

http://www.estadao.com.br/banco/img/livre/2003/09/602003092618323515bigom.jpg'>

 

An alquimí, found a few days ago in Cuba and thought to have been extinct for some time. It's a nocturnal anteater-like animal that feeds on insects.

 

 

Name: Alquimí

Pronunciation: al-kee-mee

Element: Ground

Type: Weird Snouty Rodent Thing

Weight: 8 lbs.

Height: 12"

Techniques: Scratch, Play Dead, Eat Face

Good Against: Electric, Fire, Poison, Rock, Bug, Cigars

Bad Against: Grass, Ice, Communists

Evolution: Slow

 

 

Health points = 20

Physical attack = 50

Physical defence = 45

Special attack = 85

Special defence = 30

Speed = 40

 

Evolves from: Sandshrew

Evolves into: Martin Short

 

 

 

Its a fucking chupacabra. motherfucking chupacabras.

 

i remember the whole chupacabra craze. ahhhh good times.

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Stage 1:

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The Mamerrosaur.

 

Name: The Mamerrosaur.

Element: Funk

Type: Incestual Breakdancer.

Weight: 158 lbs.

Height: 6'1''

Techniques: Unitard Slap, Drunken Penis Scribbling, The Downward Pointing Finger in Pictures Attack, beer.

Good Against: Breakbeats, Booze, and Bitches

Bad Against: Penis face retaliation

Evolution: The mere sign of boredom.

 

 

Health points = 50

Physical attack = 50

Physical defence = 45

Special attack = 485

Special defence = 30

Speed = 999999

 

Evolves from: Pikachu

Evolves into: well...

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Unitard slap in action:

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Originally posted by LENS

Those things are a class of animal including salamanders and newts that never progress past the larval stage.

 

My gf's friend had a roomate that kept one as a pet. Those things die on the drop of a dime. One day she was cleaning out the things tank and dropped it into what she thought was a glass of water. It was actually a glass of vodka I had poured for myself and i was in the kitchen getting some ice. The thing died right then and there. Bitch started crying for hours over it. I was just pissed because a glass of good booze went to waste. True story.

hahahaha

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