Comp Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 i give you, the axolotl. i don't really know anythnign about it besides the fact that it's a weird salamander from mexico and looks like a pokemon. http://www.axolotl.com/images/axolotl.jpg'> http://www.antville.org/img/ho/axolotl.jpg'> GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niso Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 that some crazy shit right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 http://www.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/pokemongba/screens/poke_07.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 *believe* Aww, dope! :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 I saw charazar walking down the street in englewood the other day ... boom...for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Those things are a class of animal including salamanders and newts that never progress past the larval stage. My gf's friend had a roomate that kept one as a pet. Those things die on the drop of a dime. One day she was cleaning out the things tank and dropped it into what she thought was a glass of water. It was actually a glass of vodka I had poured for myself and i was in the kitchen getting some ice. The thing died right then and there. Bitch started crying for hours over it. I was just pissed because a glass of good booze went to waste. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 haha^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by LENS Those things are a class of animal including salamanders and newts that never progress past the larval stage. My gf's friend had a roomate that kept one as a pet. Those things die on the drop of a dime. One day she was cleaning out the things tank and dropped it into what she thought was a glass of water. It was actually a glass of vodka I had poured for myself and i was in the kitchen getting some ice. The thing died right then and there. Bitch started crying for hours over it. I was just pissed because a glass of good booze went to waste. True story. i know a grip of russian heads that woulda still drank the vodka...maybe the newt grime will get you high who knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nang'eds! Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 I am a pokemon, they call me......NANGOSAUR!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeque Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by nang'eds! I am a pokemon, they call me......NANGOSAUR!!!! What is your special power? Making girls cry? :bawling: :cry2: :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nang'eds! Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 NO, making you cry!! muhahaha:zombie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by LENS Those things are a class of animal including salamanders and newts that never progress past the larval stage. My gf's friend had a roomate that kept one as a pet. Those things die on the drop of a dime. One day she was cleaning out the things tank and dropped it into what she thought was a glass of water. It was actually a glass of vodka I had poured for myself and i was in the kitchen getting some ice. The thing died right then and there. Bitch started crying for hours over it. I was just pissed because a glass of good booze went to waste. True story. That would be like dropping you in a tub of lye and yelling at you for having your skin melt off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Ha ha ha, lye... I thought it was a pretty disgusting thing to keep as a pet. It looked like a big used tampon that had a thin membrane of clear mucus stretchede over it. I guess some people really are into them because she had this guide for caring for the little fuck. This one picture in the book showed this fool who had an entire room in his house turned into a sort of quasi Atlantis with dozens of the things swimming around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- i know a grip of russian heads that woulda still drank the vodka...maybe the newt grime will get you high who knows yeah we russians like our vodka;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 those jello vodka shots with orange juice is GRUB. :krunk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 You catch one in your pokeball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirate Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 That little shit is the closest thing to a pet I'm allowed to bring in my apartment building. It looks like some shit I would draw blazzed off my ass.:dazed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 http://www.howard.k12.md.us/res/pokemon.gif'> I CHOOSE YOU....UM..AXo..lalaka..kaka.kaklalala...THING! http://www.antville.org/img/ho/axolotl.jpg'> USE SESIURE ATTACK! http://homepage1.nifty.com/greatest-aoki/gif/pokemon.gif'> ooh jesus! my puples! http://www.stalin.spb.ru/toys/Pokemon.jpg'> yeees yes! all is going to plan......my MASTER plan!...yeeees..yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 There's an awesome shorty story by Julio Cortázar called "Los Axolotls". It's about a guy who becomes so obsessed with them he eventually becomes one. Here's a translated version... haven't read it so I don't know if it's shitty of not. I know the spanish version is awesome. To continue with the real-life Pókemon deal: http://www.estadao.com.br/banco/img/livre/2003/09/602003092618323515bigom.jpg'> An alquimí, found a few days ago in Cuba and thought to have been extinct for some time. It's a nocturnal anteater-like animal that feeds on insects. Name: Alquimí Pronunciation: al-kee-mee Element: Ground Type: Weird Snouty Rodent Thing Weight: 8 lbs. Height: 12" Techniques: Scratch, Play Dead, Eat Face Good Against: Electric, Fire, Poison, Rock, Bug, Cigars Bad Against: Grass, Ice, Communists Evolution: Slow Health points = 20 Physical attack = 50 Physical defence = 45 Special attack = 85 Special defence = 30 Speed = 40 Evolves from: Sandshrew Evolves into: Martin Short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 ha that looks like the swamp rat in the forest in the princess bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by yoink ha that looks like the swamp rat in the forest in the princess bride. i wonder if you could catch andre the giant in a poke ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by yoink ha that looks like the swamp rat in the forest in the princess bride. You mean the Rodents of Unusual Size in the Fireswamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 fuckerpants, I KNEW there was a funny saying...I just KNEW it...but didnt have the attention to look it up. dude seriously even that picture looks like a screen shot of him about to tear a chunk outta ol' Westley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Techniques: Scratch, Play Dead, Eat Face lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro There's an awesome shorty story by Julio Cortázar called "Los Axolotls". It's about a guy who becomes so obsessed with them he eventually becomes one. Here's a translated version... haven't read it so I don't know if it's shitty of not. I know the spanish version is awesome. To continue with the real-life Pókemon deal: http://www.estadao.com.br/banco/img/livre/2003/09/602003092618323515bigom.jpg'> An alquimí, found a few days ago in Cuba and thought to have been extinct for some time. It's a nocturnal anteater-like animal that feeds on insects. Name: Alquimí Pronunciation: al-kee-mee Element: Ground Type: Weird Snouty Rodent Thing Weight: 8 lbs. Height: 12" Techniques: Scratch, Play Dead, Eat Face Good Against: Electric, Fire, Poison, Rock, Bug, Cigars Bad Against: Grass, Ice, Communists Evolution: Slow Health points = 20 Physical attack = 50 Physical defence = 45 Special attack = 85 Special defence = 30 Speed = 40 Evolves from: Sandshrew Evolves into: Martin Short Its a fucking chupacabra. motherfucking chupacabras. i remember the whole chupacabra craze. ahhhh good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Stage 1: http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/happybday.jpg'> The Mamerrosaur. Name: The Mamerrosaur. Element: Funk Type: Incestual Breakdancer. Weight: 158 lbs. Height: 6'1'' Techniques: Unitard Slap, Drunken Penis Scribbling, The Downward Pointing Finger in Pictures Attack, beer. Good Against: Breakbeats, Booze, and Bitches Bad Against: Penis face retaliation Evolution: The mere sign of boredom. Health points = 50 Physical attack = 50 Physical defence = 45 Special attack = 485 Special defence = 30 Speed = 999999 Evolves from: Pikachu Evolves into: well... http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/thatsall.jpg'> Unitard slap in action: http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/mamislap.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuelzSantana Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 POKEMON IS GAY!!!!!!!! :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranceStoner Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by LENS Those things are a class of animal including salamanders and newts that never progress past the larval stage. My gf's friend had a roomate that kept one as a pet. Those things die on the drop of a dime. One day she was cleaning out the things tank and dropped it into what she thought was a glass of water. It was actually a glass of vodka I had poured for myself and i was in the kitchen getting some ice. The thing died right then and there. Bitch started crying for hours over it. I was just pissed because a glass of good booze went to waste. True story. hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Pokemon sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 yea, pokemon does suck, but it kicks ass when you're drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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