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yo my friend fucked with some fine ass asian girls he met off myspace....and my little brother has a fuck buddy who lives across the country who he met on myspace

 

so is this spot filled with horny bitches who want to fuck?? whats cracking

 

how do i set up a myspace and what should i do to meet these horny bitches...im not familiar with shit like friendster and all these internet bullshit

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how do you meet motherfuckers is it like a fatass chat room or you just see what tha bitch looks like and you drop her a message and hope for the best?

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its wierd, on myspace girls are all about seeking out guys and adding you as a friend and shit, i get a bunch of messages saying add me from random chicks in my area...

 

now wether you'd want to hit it or not... thats another issue.

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

i wanna live to the extreme

 

"INSERT ROBOT VOICE"

 

 

 

 

 

um that myspace shit here you meet peeps on that shit...i just do NOT TRUST!!

 

back in the day i used to mess with bitchs on shit like that..i got this one girl from colorado springs all into me n shit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/RamonesRachel/All%20Me/ALL%20its%20a%20lot/08x%202004%20Button%20Up%2011%20pics/hmmm_033.jpg'> thats.....ok..slightly... ..as i dug deeper into her phsykie, i found this beast that was obssesed with photos of herself...and a rediculus need to flaunt the fact that she was "punk"..i talked to one of her "friends" and showed her some of the photos she keeps in photo bucket..it was a bunch of her "my friends" pics...well this girl said more than half those people she didnt even know!!! and that she was hated by almost everyone because all she did was lie and get way too emotional over things..

 

last i herd she tried to marry the last to boyfriends of hers...until she actually mentiond to the guys that she was planning to marry them.. (she didnt even tell them that she wanted to marry them...shje told everyone els that they were, but not them) they freaked out and left her...as would any one..

 

 

so im prity mutch stunned by all of this..and i get the news that im playing a show in colorado springs so i call her up and ask if my band can stay at her house and party..she starts off on this rant about inviting all of her bisexual friends over and we can have a "orgy" and then s tarts to freak out and screams at me about having a relationship with her..and i quote "YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME! YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME OR ELS WE CANT DO THIS!!!I DONT WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME AGAIN!!!"

 

 

whoah! when did i leave you the first time? well this wierded me and the band out soo mutch that we rented a hotel room insted... and she shows up at the show..baaaaad.

 

 

FUCK this myspace shit....

 

 

 

oh yeah..here is her photo account..take a look in to this fucked up mind

crazy minds of a teen girl

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Yeah, it's simple. You just message them, let them know you're not kissing their ass, meet up, do the 'I'm just a nice, sorta-cute guy' thing, eat ice cream and proceed to bump tummies. Fuck e-pimping, it's just an easy way to meet girls you want to bang that you have something in common with. It's cheaper than a night at the bar and easier to insure you'll have something to talk about afterwards than meeting a girl out in public.

 

If you like casual, protected, sex it's just common sense. "What, I log on here.. send them a message, flirt.. and then we have sex? No way dude, forget that!"

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Originally posted by Milton

One of those dorm angels bitches was in one of my classes. I insisted on calling her by her porn name. She tried to act like nothing happened at first, then she got upset.

 

Milton/ Sleep is for the weak-minded, Orange King fucking RAWKS!

 

 

 

aahahahahaahahah

 

which one???

 

i want to go to seattle just to find one of them and taunt her, ahahaahhaha.

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