Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 http://www.headvertise.com/images/im3.gif'> At Headvertise™ we need you, the college student, to run campaigns for our advertisers. We do not have a need for actual man hours, as we have developed a system that will allow you to live your life, while getting paid. You will get paid for time spent in class, time eating, time in the dorms, time meandering the campus, even time sleeping. Our only requirement is that you are shameless and outgoing, as our campaigns require you to modify your appearance for one school week at a time. I'm sure you're asking yourself, 'What kind of modification are we talking about?' Well, simply put, it is not a permanent change, but something that will get you individually noticed in any crowd. What we do is supply you a temporary tattoo, which will be placed on your forehead, by our regional representatives. You will then wear this tattoo on your forehead for your school week, receiving a handsome reward for your participation in the campaign. The weekly pay you will receive will vary from student to student, and is determined by the survey results and the scope of advertising campaigns. The average student will earn $150 per week, with some variance above and below that figure. ... SIGN ME UP DOOD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÀEL GRINGO? Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 a bill fifty!? for a stupid ass tattoo on your forehead? that would be tight! tattoos are cool right!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 this is by far the silliest shit i've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 fuck i'd whore out my forehead for a week for 150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 does it have to be on your forehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I mean, sure, some kid with a fucking 'Verizon' logo on his head will get noticed, but it would take more than $150 to get me to do that. I'd rather walk around with a hockey helmet on with the chinstrap done up than a tattoo on my forehead. Is there anywhere we can get away from advertising? Idea! They should put logos on the little triangle of fabric at the back of thongs and hire girls to walk around all day. Now, that would get noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 haha.wear beenie or hat and no one can see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father John Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 THE PIMP AND THE HO'S THEY ARE PIMPED UP THE ASSHOLE BY CEO SHITMOUTH... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 fuck it... id wear it proudly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 pff, even if i was so wounded, do i want everyone to know i'm such a hurtin' unit? i wonder what the nibble factor is.. where/how/why did you find this el mam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoppie Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 DAMN.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 FUCK... now that i think about it... i could just wear a beanie all winter and that would fucking pay my college tuition.. im definetly signing up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 scary fucking bitch Originally posted by El Mamerro http://www.headvertise.com/images/im3.gif'> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++^ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon24.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Telo FUCK... now that i think about it... i could just wear a beanie all winter and that would fucking pay my college tuition.. im definetly signing up.. word.. but is this shit real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 ah fuck, it's only on the northeast.... way to get me excited :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity ah fuck, it's only on the northeast.... way to get me excited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hottnickels Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 i would love to assist in the development of such a weapon. recent develoments in the world have convinced me this is entirely necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 would this punching device be used to affix some kind of larger tattoo? perhaps covering the entire face instead of merely the forehead? I think you might be on to somthing with that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 http://www.fuhok.com/Hung%20Gar%20History/Punch-Canton.jpg'> Man, those kids all look hip! And new! And in style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I hope this is a joke. It is, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 :nope: only in the northeast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 no.fucking.way. this can't be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I thought this was about weapons or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 i'm currently in development of a thing i call 'SuperTank'. a tank 1mile by 1 mile and 800ft high that would steamroll entire cities in minutes. any help would be appreciated.:scream: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Any sort of experimental TESLA weapon works great. It utilizes Scalar waves which contain a tremendous amount of destructive kinetic energy that can't be deflected by conventional means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 i'm not going to read the thing but can i wear it at work and still get the money? do i have to verify i'm a student? i want the $! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I'm with Ube...and whoever suggested wearing the beanie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss cheese Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 whoever would do that should DIE. the chick on the far left looks like a CYBORG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Coldplay - Trouble Originally posted by swiss cheese the chick on the far left looks like a CYBORG. T-X!!!! Originally posted by -Rage- ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++^ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon24.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 please be my guest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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