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Is it possible build some sort of large superweapon to punch humanity in the face?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_El Mamerro, Oct 8, 2003.

  1. http://www.headvertise.com/images/im3.gif'>

    At Headvertise™ we need you, the college student, to run campaigns for our advertisers. We do not have a need for actual man hours, as we have developed a system that will allow you to live your life, while getting paid. You will get paid for time spent in class, time eating, time in the dorms, time meandering the campus, even time sleeping. Our only requirement is that you are shameless and outgoing, as our campaigns require you to modify your appearance for one school week at a time.

    I'm sure you're asking yourself, 'What kind of modification are we talking about?' Well, simply put, it is not a permanent change, but something that will get you individually noticed in any crowd. What we do is supply you a temporary tattoo, which will be placed on your forehead, by our regional representatives. You will then wear this tattoo on your forehead for your school week, receiving a handsome reward for your participation in the campaign.

    The weekly pay you will receive will vary from student to student, and is determined by the survey results and the scope of advertising campaigns. The average student will earn $150 per week, with some variance above and below that figure.


    [url=http://www.headvertise.com/students.htm][SIZE=3][b]SIGN ME UP DOOD!!![/b][/SIZE][/url]

    ÀEL GRINGO? Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 215 Likes Received: 3
    a bill fifty!? for a stupid ass tattoo on your forehead? that would be tight!

    tattoos are cool right!?
  3. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 2
    this is by far the silliest shit i've ever seen.
  4. amorphic

    amorphic Guest

    fuck i'd whore out my forehead for a week for 150
  5. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 192
    does it have to be on your forehead?
  6. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    I mean, sure, some kid with a fucking 'Verizon' logo on his head will get noticed, but it would take more than $150 to get me to do that.
    I'd rather walk around with a hockey helmet on with the chinstrap done up than a tattoo on my forehead.

    Is there anywhere we can get away from advertising?

    Idea! They should put logos on the little triangle of fabric at the back of thongs and hire girls to walk around all day. Now, that would get noticed.
  7. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    haha.wear beenie or hat and no one can see it
  8. Father John

    Father John Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 389 Likes Received: 0
  9. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    fuck it... id wear it proudly.
  10. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    pff, even if i was so wounded, do i want everyone
    to know i'm such a hurtin' unit? i wonder what the
    nibble factor is..
    where/how/why did you find this el mam?
  11. Mr. Whoppie

    Mr. Whoppie New Jack

    Joined: Mar 16, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
  12. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    FUCK... now that i think about it... i could just wear a beanie all winter and that would fucking pay my college tuition.. im definetly signing up..
  13. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    scary fucking bitch

  14. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6

    word.. but is this shit real?
  15. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    ah fuck, it's only on the northeast.... way to get me excited :mad: