Pfffffffffft Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 POOP'S LINK The story of an Iraqi boy who looks like George W. Bush: (from the correspondent of UAE's Al-Khalij in Iraq--my translation). "Usamah Nabil, an Iraqi boy who is 10-year old, lives in Baghdad, the capital, suffers from a problem that he has no control over. But it has become affixed to him against his will, and despite attempts to rid himself of it. But as things are this problem accompanies him wherever he goes. His problem is not health-related, or social or humanitarian, but it is a problem of his appearance which resembles that of the US president George W. Bush to a large degree. To the point where his parents and friends in the street or school have stopped calling him by his real name, but call him "Bush." Usamah Nabil says he is not responsible for this problem of his look, and "that it is the will of God...who can create 40 resemblances [an Arab saying]...My father tells me to not get sick of this resemblance. Truthfully, I hate the name of Bush for many reasons; it is not one of the Arab or Islamic names, and he has killed many children in Iraq. I have tried to distance myself from the resemblance at school, but I quickly found that students call me by the name "Bush," and now I am perplexed because this name has become a synonym for me, and I wish to get rid of it in any way possible." As for his father who owns a shop in one of the suqs of Baghdad, he says:" My son Usamah has sharp intelligence, and works distinctively well in the shop that I own. But his problem is his appearance which resembles that of...Bush, to the point where customers have stopped calling him by his name, and call him "Little Bush," which greatly displeases him, and sometimes he embarrasses me with some customers when he attacks them with strong words in response to that name....He has started hating school due to him being called by the name of Bush...But I try to convince him that Bush will be forgotten after a few years, and only a few will remember him, and then he will live with your real name, and real appearance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 there's a war going on and they're reporting on this shit. awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Haha, I love that you still call it "POOP'S LINK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 He looks nothing like bush you morons.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 yeah i dont see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 i bet he can run the presidency better then Bush, Oh i mean douchebag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 George dubyah man he would cop a lot of shit for that, poor kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo17livesinhell Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 thats shive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 It only looks like him if you squint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 hes got the mouth down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 woah theres a pic of a falling burning soldier on the same page fuck bloggers maddox forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 show your car bombin TITS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 right after 9-11 a stripper i knew married one of her better customers a middle eastern fellow. professional gambler if i remember correctly and named the ensuing child ossama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 you guys can't see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 "I have tried to distance myself from the resemblance at school, but I quickly found that students call me by the name "Bush," and now I am perplexed because this name has become a synonym for me, and I wish to get rid of it in any way possible." a 10 year old said that? im 22 and this little fuck speaks better than i do. well see who laughs last when he gets moped out though. wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Sep 21 2005, 07:14 PM there's a war going on and they're reporting on this shit. awesome Quoted post There is a war going on and they are mostly reporting about Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik@Sep 22 2005, 10:01 AM "I have tried to distance myself from the resemblance at school, but I quickly found that students call me by the name "Bush," and now I am perplexed because this name has become a synonym for me, and I wish to get rid of it in any way possible." a 10 year old said that? im 22 and this little fuck speaks better than i do. well see who laughs last when he gets moped out though. wait. Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 i think they look freakishly alike. i mean if i saw that kid walking around town i'd take a second look and chuckle. man, bush is a fucking moron. but all ya'll know that. side note: my dad supports bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Sep 21 2005, 06:02 PM ....and he has killed many children in Iraq. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Poor kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Peoples overwhelming stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 HOLY SHIT make this one sticky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Sep 21 2005, 07:14 PM there's a war going on and they're reporting on this shit. awesome Quoted post NO.FUCKIN.SHIT.. :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT. TODAY I SAW A YOUNG BOY WALKING DOWN THE STREET. HOLDING HIS MUMS HAND. WEARING A DRESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 i bet that kid gets his ass beat all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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