LOL Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 ON THE FOR SERIOUS. HIS STYLE IS MAD AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 HAHAHAHA!!! :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Damn...Why cant people just keep it real and not make fake member name alias's when they do something.Shit is weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 To me, dude has become a Top-5 'ouncer. Very much appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 iquit is family and defiently appreciated.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 **apprecirates** ^0^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Contemplates Appreciates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 if you are gonna appreciate him, appreciate his rituals as well... Originally posted by iquit@Nov 5 2004, 10:00 PM do i have any special rituals when it's time to take a shit? well yes, as a matter of fact i do. private and public shitting rituals can differ greatly. for now, lets focus on the steps involved in dropping the kids off at the pool in a public location. STEP 1- step one basically involves surveillance and intelligence gathering. who else is shitting in this bathroom? does their shit stink so bad that it will disturb me and interfere with enjoying my own personal aroma? do i want to sit directly next to this dude and totally freak him out with the ferocity of my dump? chances are i do. especially living in asia, i generally feel the need to rep for americans, in that we do everything bigger and better than they do. i want that old chinese man to be in AWE of the atrocity that is my white american ass. STEP 2- flush first. after selecting my throne, i flush first. even if the water looks clean, how do you know someone didn't spit in it? maybe someone drank a lot of water and took one of those transparent pisses that can go completely undetectable and didn't flush. i don't want this nasty pisswater splashing up into my asshole when i drop the goosebombs. STEP 3- the third step is what i like to call, "building the goose nest". i remove ALL the toilet paper from the roll. all of it. yes, you heard me correctly, take the fucking TP roll off of the dispenser, and i take ALL of the TP off of the roll. i start layering my TP around the bowl, creating a nice fluffy nest to perch on. then i decide how much TP i'll need for asswiping and hold on to that. i leave a generous supply, as you never know what the hell is going to happen once we set the wheels of poo in motion. STEP 4- now i take the empty toilet paper roll and put my penis inside of it. sitting carefully on to the nest, i place my cardboard protected penis onto the edge of the bowl, making sure there is absolutely no penis to toilet contact. i get comfy. maybe light up a cigarette. take a deep breath... STEP 5- bombs away. hold nothing back. take no prisoners. make it loud. nothing wrong with a little grunting, tennis pro style, too. STEP 6- wipe. STEP 7- flush. STEP 8- wash hands. this is when i'm hoping my crapping neighbor will finish at the same time as me, so i can see the fear in his eyes after witnessing my ass in all of it's glory. STEP 9- try to get home for a shower asap. i usually need it. but this is all pretty standard stuff, right? Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 iquit is my negro. much, much appreciated! NIGGA, WE RUN 12 OUNCE!!! ^o^ ^O^ ^o^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 WE GOT THE WHOLE 12oz ON SOME KB SHIT! ^o^ ^O^ ^o^ ^O^ ^o^ ^O^ ^o^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Appreciation level = inordinately high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 that niggas' aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight in my bookizzzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 i dont approve of some of his friends though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 why this fool hasn't bought his stank ass down to australia for some partying is beyond me. you're not that far away homeslice, come and have a brewski or 34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 if you invited me, id come, ass hat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 i am truly honored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 as u should be. after those rituals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Im listening to Tegan and Sarah - and yea, IQUIT is def. top five of 12oz user's who's post's i care to read. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I appreciate iquit :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 kisses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Don't really know dude that much but he comes off like the official "beer drinking hairy guy with a story to tell" of 12oz, and that's good enough for me. Much appreciated, someday I'll buy homeboy a beer... maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Jan 28 2005, 02:56 AM Don't really know dude that much but he comes off like the official "beer drinking hairy guy with a story to tell" of 12oz, and that's good enough for me. Much appreciated, someday I'll buy homeboy a beer... maybe. Quoted post 2 weeks holmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I would like to see iquit, PoopManBob, and El Mammero team up for weekend photofunk.... imagine the possibilities.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I'll appreciate him if he tells me why some Chinese folk have that terrible, rank breath. I hear it's because of the diet. if so, would you happen to know what is lacking the diet that leads to such a putrid odour? Ah, I'll appreciate him anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 i love all my bitches, but you're the best :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Jan 28 2005, 03:10 AM I'll appreciate him if he tells me why some Chinese folk have that terrible, rank breath. I hear it's because of the diet. if so, would you happen to know what is lacking the diet that leads to such a putrid odour? Ah, I'll appreciate him anyway. Quoted post you try eating cats, dogs and snakes on the regular and see what it does to your plumbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 since you are now a pseudochinaman, do you take part in their delectable cuisine of cats, dogs and snakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 appreciated! iquit is definitely the ladies' man i wonder who LOL is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikolaTesla/paperclips Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 ^Good question...Someone wanna break that down for me? I am not rude enough to ask an Asian in person, so I'll do it online. Why eat dogs? oh yeah, i almost forgot! MAD LOVE TO THE QUITSTER! ^IT'S A BATS' NATION!!!^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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