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Inventions

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sarcasm, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. sarcasm

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    Inventions

    Discussion started by sarcasm - Apr 28, 2004

    So i was just sitting on the shitter today, thinking about random crap (no pun intended). well, i was thinking about how i used to think the idea of replacing vhs's with dvds was a wierd idea/invention... so yeah, i just wanted to know your best ideas for inventions.... not necessarily hi-tech shit like teleporters, time machines, and what not, but rather everyday, conventional stuff, that might be introduced in the market someday...

    my invention: (since i was taking a shit and all while thinking about this...) my invention would include a toilet paper despenser... nothing special...but rather than depensing toilet paper in long, connected sheets... it would depense the toilet paper in balls (choice of word?) u know... how u gotta bunch the toilet paper up into a ball to whipe... it would just depense pre-made, ready to use, bunched up toilet paper.


    what are your inventions?
     
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  2. PalestineOne

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    PalestineOne - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    ^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE STUPIDEST SHIT IVE READ IN A LOOOOONG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
     
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  3. GLIK$

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    GLIK$ - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    Dual sided CD-Rs.

    Chances are theyre out, but Ive been thinking about this idea for years now.

    Mainly the things I think about are car related normally.
     
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  4. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    Patent pending.....
     
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    Vanity - Replied Apr 28, 2004

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  6. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    i'd buy that.

    in hong kong, whores that specialize in the art of blowjobby jobs, are usually specialized in the "icefire" method. this means they suck you off with hot water in their mouth, and then with ice cubes in their mouths. the alternating temperature change makes your penis happy. i want to invent an icefire pocket vagina.

    on a more serious note, i'm in the process of getting a patent on a toy concept right now. the company i work for will get the rights, but my name still goes on it and i get credit for the invention. i'm only in it for the fame.

    -patentpendingoner
     
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    Overtime - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    you post to much
     
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    InDY_500 - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    My invention or an idea to improve on an item would be to make every appliance wireless.....T.V. DvD player....PS2.so on so forth....


    Glik0, how is that bid for 5000 goin for ya?
     
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    ment2 - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    no offense, but a "pre-bunched-up-toilet-paper-dispenser" is a ridiculous invention, that would just take lot of time, money, and effort to produce and not be very helpful.
     
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  10. 26SidedCube

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    26SidedCube - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    http://www.bbq-grill-smokers.com/basbulg.jpg'>

    [SIZE=2][b][url=http://www.bbqbuddy.com/]THE BBQ BASTING BUDDY[/url] [/b][/SIZE][/center]

    My unlce invetned this.. I got him to hook me up with a few,
    a definate must for anyone who makes loads of BBQ
    like my family does. Support a blue-collar factory worker/
    inventor and order one if you've got loot.

    Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is an ill movie.

    P.S. There's a few BBQ sauce recipes on there if you want, too.​
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    I'm working on it.

    Not like I'm really trying though.

    It will happen when it happens.

    There won't be any cool fucking threads or anything stupid of that nature.

    I'll just check the one thread I made and see if anyone guessed it right, or was even close. Then if they are I'll mail them some shit, bout it.
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    Man.....you are not kidding there. It should have it's own thread.

    You know Roger Ebert co-wrote that? Fucking Roger Ebert.....
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    No, I refuse to believe that.
     
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    Crimsøn - Replied Apr 28, 2004

    They should just make moist towelette ass wipes, that would
    be much nicer I think.

    Im still waiting til the the day we have PDA/Laptop/mp3 players/whatever
    all in one little device that has some sort of ion screen (like you always
    see in sci-fi shit.

    Umm and wireless electronics, mainly wireless power supply. THat
    would rock.
     
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    http://www.newbreedsoftware.com/bill/photos/seattle-2002/0620_003.jpg'>

    I invented The Face Of Tony Danza.
     
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