sarcasm Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 So i was just sitting on the shitter today, thinking about random crap (no pun intended). well, i was thinking about how i used to think the idea of replacing vhs's with dvds was a wierd idea/invention... so yeah, i just wanted to know your best ideas for inventions.... not necessarily hi-tech shit like teleporters, time machines, and what not, but rather everyday, conventional stuff, that might be introduced in the market someday... my invention: (since i was taking a shit and all while thinking about this...) my invention would include a toilet paper despenser... nothing special...but rather than depensing toilet paper in long, connected sheets... it would depense the toilet paper in balls (choice of word?) u know... how u gotta bunch the toilet paper up into a ball to whipe... it would just depense pre-made, ready to use, bunched up toilet paper. what are your inventions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 ^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE STUPIDEST SHIT IVE READ IN A LOOOOONG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Dual sided CD-Rs. Chances are theyre out, but Ive been thinking about this idea for years now. Mainly the things I think about are car related normally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Patent pending..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 http://static.wired.com/netizen/97/02/stuff/politech4a.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Originally posted by sarcasm So i was just sitting on the shitter today, thinking about random crap (no pun intended). well, i was thinking about how i used to think the idea of replacing vhs's with dvds was a wierd idea/invention... so yeah, i just wanted to know your best ideas for inventions.... not necessarily hi-tech shit like teleporters, time machines, and what not, but rather everyday, conventional stuff, that might be introduced in the market someday... my invention: (since i was taking a shit and all while thinking about this...) my invention would include a toilet paper despenser... nothing special...but rather than depensing toilet paper in long, connected sheets... it would depense the toilet paper in balls (choice of word?) u know... how u gotta bunch the toilet paper up into a ball to whipe... it would just depense pre-made, ready to use, bunched up toilet paper. what are your inventions? i'd buy that. in hong kong, whores that specialize in the art of blowjobby jobs, are usually specialized in the "icefire" method. this means they suck you off with hot water in their mouth, and then with ice cubes in their mouths. the alternating temperature change makes your penis happy. i want to invent an icefire pocket vagina. on a more serious note, i'm in the process of getting a patent on a toy concept right now. the company i work for will get the rights, but my name still goes on it and i get credit for the invention. i'm only in it for the fame. -patentpendingoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Originally posted by PalestineOne ^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE STUPIDEST SHIT IVE READ IN A LOOOOONG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH you post to much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 My invention or an idea to improve on an item would be to make every appliance wireless.....T.V. DvD player....PS2.so on so forth.... Glik0, how is that bid for 5000 goin for ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 no offense, but a "pre-bunched-up-toilet-paper-dispenser" is a ridiculous invention, that would just take lot of time, money, and effort to produce and not be very helpful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 http://www.bbq-grill-smokers.com/basbulg.jpg'> THE BBQ BASTING BUDDY My unlce invetned this.. I got him to hook me up with a few, a definate must for anyone who makes loads of BBQ like my family does. Support a blue-collar factory worker/ inventor and order one if you've got loot. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is an ill movie. P.S. There's a few BBQ sauce recipes on there if you want, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 I'm working on it. Not like I'm really trying though. It will happen when it happens. There won't be any cool fucking threads or anything stupid of that nature. I'll just check the one thread I made and see if anyone guessed it right, or was even close. Then if they are I'll mail them some shit, bout it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is an ill movie. Man.....you are not kidding there. It should have it's own thread. You know Roger Ebert co-wrote that? Fucking Roger Ebert..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle You know Roger Ebert co-wrote that? Fucking Roger Ebert..... No, I refuse to believe that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Originally posted by ..fuD.. no offense, but a "pre-bunched-up-toilet-paper-dispenser" is a ridiculous invention, that would just take lot of time, money, and effort to produce and not be very helpful. They should just make moist towelette ass wipes, that would be much nicer I think. Im still waiting til the the day we have PDA/Laptop/mp3 players/whatever all in one little device that has some sort of ion screen (like you always see in sci-fi shit. Umm and wireless electronics, mainly wireless power supply. THat would rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 http://www.newbreedsoftware.com/bill/photos/seattle-2002/0620_003.jpg'> I invented The Face Of Tony Danza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 I got some pretty detailed technical drawings for an all-terrain squeegee. It will change the world of squeegeeing, trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazeakaEd Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 ha.........ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro I got some pretty detailed technical drawings for an all-terrain squeegee. It will change the world of squeegeeing, trust. :lol: Lets see it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Dual sided CD-Rs. Chances are theyre out, but Ive been thinking about this idea for years now. Mainly the things I think about are car related normally. Yes they exist.... I was using some the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Originally posted by InDY_500 My invention or an idea to improve on an item would be to make every appliance wireless.....T.V. DvD player....PS2.so on so forth.... Glik0, how is that bid for 5000 goin for ya? This is already happening in japan. It's being called the next generation of the internet. I forget the technical name off hand. I beleive it's intel(?) that's working on wireless usb and DSL and 802.16 which is supposed to be the new standard. It's supposed to make Bluetooth obsolete. So much stuff happening. Hard to keep up with it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Bill Gates is Hatin on ya boy ! Just when you thought you came up with it all. I built a disc changer for my x-box. Yeah I stripped the 200 disc CD changer and installed the reader and boards from the x-box and now I get to jump from game to game like one time hoppin from lane to lane. no more gettin up off da cizzouch !! ..How ya luv dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Bill Gates is Hatin on ya boy ! Originally posted by BIGBLUE Just when you thought you came up with it all. I built a disc changer for my x-box. Yeah I stripped the 200 disc CD changer and installed the reader and boards from the x-box and now I get to jump from game to game like one time hoppin from lane to lane. no more gettin up off da cizzouch !! ..How ya luv dat damn, thats hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by Crimsøn They should just make moist towelette ass wipes, that would be much nicer I think. baby wipes, ese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Bill Gates is Hatin on ya boy ! Originally posted by BIGBLUE Just when you thought you came up with it all. I built a disc changer for my x-box. Yeah I stripped the 200 disc CD changer and installed the reader and boards from the x-box and now I get to jump from game to game like one time hoppin from lane to lane. no more gettin up off da cizzouch !! ..How ya luv dat :stretch: can u give me a diagram on how to do this? that would be kick ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 I'd make abomb that only blew up cars so that people actually had to walk their fat asses where they want to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 or even better, Flicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 I once invented a thing where instead of paying at the front of a parking lot you pay at a meter where you park and then it prints you out a ticket with the spot number so you don't forget and walk around for 3 hours with your luggage trying to find that sombitch... It never went anywhere tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 th@s a clever idea^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by ASH.UGT th@s a clever idea^ i just got what "th@s" means... boy im slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Re: Bill Gates is Hatin on ya boy ! Originally posted by sarcasm :stretch: can u give me a diagram on how to do this? that would be kick ass ^^ dammit I wish I could, but I just saw this thread and my imagination just went into hyper space. I wish I did put that summa bitch together. I just freestyled that whole story up there. But I be dammmed if that aint a smokin' idea <~~~ gets booed for raising the excitement level lol:clown2: :clown2: :clown2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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