Guest professor poopatronic Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 ok this is an interview with one of my best friends... he doesn't write or anything but if he did he wouldn't be as cool because graffitit is seriously lame. i know it's not a good interview or anything, but maybe you'll find it somewhat amusing Qiyamats: i was walking around campus with valeria and i saw this sign that said: George Harris or somthing and someone wrote: sucks with a marker next to it! it was so funny i took a picture of it. Tai la2: hahaha Qiyamats: you should see it! Tai la2: that's pretty goofy. hey, do you wanna be interviewed and then have it posted on 12ozprophet? Qiyamats: ok Tai la2: sweet Tai la2: ok first question: what do you think of handicapped people? Tai la2: ? Qiyamats: i dont know. thats kind of a hard question. i guess i feel sad for them but who cares they got it hard and easy at the same time Tai la2: man that answer sucks. you're not supposed to say how you really feel, just say something stupid Qiyamats: ok. i think they are funny like why the hell cant my mom clean the shit off the floor every time i take a shit on the carpet Qiyamats: i have to do that shit my self Tai la2: haha yes! ok lets do word association: overweight Qiyamats: what do i do with the word? im confused Tai la2: you say the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word Qiyamats: fat ass chick sitting on your face Tai la2: bludgeon Qiyamats: death metal Tai la2: weezer Qiyamats: overrated Tai la2: rokken Qiyamats: with dokkon Tai la2: dokkon? what the hell is that? Qiyamats: dokken Qiyamats: sorry Tai la2: dammit you fucked it all up!! Tai la2: haha Qiyamats: ok Tai la2: ok what is the best sandwich in the world? Qiyamats: those marshmellow and peanut butter sandwiches. what are they called? i forgot Tai la2: s'mores Qiyamats: no! its something else Tai la2: oh yeah peanut butter. i've never heard of that shit Qiyamats: ya its good! Tai la2: do you like pop tarts? Qiyamats: yes i do! Tai la2: why? Qiyamats: i think everyone like pop tarts. its a given. i mean what can go wrong with tart? Tai la2: i don't know what if some bored facory worker puts poop in them? Qiyamats: umm. i dont like to think that someone would do that. but i wouldnt be able to tell the difference anyway. Tai la2: exactly. Tai la2: what would you do if you found shit in some packaged food you were eating? Qiyamats: i dont know mix my shit in it. maybe that would cancell out the other persons shit Tai la2: AHAHAHA Tai la2: ok since this is going to be posted on a graffiti forum, and writers are a bunch of losers who don't know anything, perhaps you could enlighten about your screen name and everything. Qiyamats: what? like what qiyamat means? Tai la2: yeah i'm just trying to turn people onto something cool for a change Qiyamats: qiyamat is a lyric from the Mr. Bungle song: Desert Search For Techno Allah Tai la2: and for all you kids out there: mr. bungle is one of the best bands ever. Tai la2: so what is your favorite kind of porn? Qiyamats: yes. Qiyamats: umm. id have to say goth porn!!! Tai la2: word. i'll have to go with emo porn on that one if such a thing exists. so why do you like goth porn? because you used to go out with a girl who wanted to have sex in a cemetery? Qiyamats: yes. she wanted to have sex inside a grave! Qiyamats: and they are the closest thing to a dead chick! Tai la2: ahhh now your true intentions are revealed Qiyamats: yes Tai la2: "i got blood on my dick cause i fucked a corpse" -DMX Tai la2: you have alot in common with DMX huh? Qiyamats: yes. and chris barnes: "Necropediphile" Tai la2: ahh yes another awesome music reference but i think we'll leave the knowledge to the true heads on this one yes? i cum blood Qiyamats: yes Tai la2: well i think we have about enough material but if you have any closing comments or anything feel free to share them Qiyamats: yes. you are all dick sucking faggots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 check your email professor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 funny, i skipped most and just glanced at the bottom. cannibal corpse. bug="true head" :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 i believe peanutbutter marshmallow sandwiches are called 'fluffer-nutters'....and yes, they are damn good......and not healthy at all....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 i had one of those one time...i chocked on one of the marshmallows...when i finally finished choking a tear came to my eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 i like smores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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