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interview with my friend tyler

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by professor poopatronic, Mar 6, 2002.

  1. ok this is an interview with one of my best friends... he doesn't write or anything but if he did he wouldn't be as cool because graffitit is seriously lame.
    i know it's not a good interview or anything, but maybe you'll find it somewhat amusing


    Qiyamats: i was walking around campus with valeria and i saw this sign that said: George Harris or somthing and someone wrote: sucks with a marker next to it! it was so funny i took a picture of it.
    Tai la2: hahaha
    Qiyamats: you should see it!
    Tai la2: that's pretty goofy. hey, do you wanna be interviewed and then have it posted on 12ozprophet?
    Qiyamats: ok
    Tai la2: sweet
    Tai la2: ok first question: what do you think of handicapped people?
    Tai la2: ?
    Qiyamats: i dont know. thats kind of a hard question. i guess i feel sad for them but who cares they got it hard and easy at the same time
    Tai la2: man that answer sucks. you're not supposed to say how you really feel, just say something stupid
    Qiyamats: ok. i think they are funny like why the hell cant my mom clean the shit off the floor every time i take a shit on the carpet
    Qiyamats: i have to do that shit my self
    Tai la2: haha yes! ok lets do word association: overweight
    Qiyamats: what do i do with the word? im confused
    Tai la2: you say the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word
    Qiyamats: fat ass chick sitting on your face
    Tai la2: bludgeon
    Qiyamats: death metal
    Tai la2: weezer
    Qiyamats: overrated
    Tai la2: rokken
    Qiyamats: with dokkon
    Tai la2: dokkon? what the hell is that?
    Qiyamats: dokken
    Qiyamats: sorry
    Tai la2: dammit you fucked it all up!!
    Tai la2: haha
    Qiyamats: ok
    Tai la2: ok what is the best sandwich in the world?
    Qiyamats: those marshmellow and peanut butter sandwiches. what are they called? i forgot
    Tai la2: s'mores
    Qiyamats: no! its something else
    Tai la2: oh yeah peanut butter. i've never heard of that shit
    Qiyamats: ya its good!
    Tai la2: do you like pop tarts?
    Qiyamats: yes i do!
    Tai la2: why?
    Qiyamats: i think everyone like pop tarts. its a given. i mean what can go wrong with tart?
    Tai la2: i don't know what if some bored facory worker puts poop in them?
    Qiyamats: umm. i dont like to think that someone would do that. but i wouldnt be able to tell the difference anyway.
    Tai la2: exactly.
    Tai la2: what would you do if you found shit in some packaged food you were eating?
    Qiyamats: i dont know mix my shit in it. maybe that would cancell out the other persons shit
    Tai la2: AHAHAHA
    Tai la2: ok since this is going to be posted on a graffiti forum, and writers are a bunch of losers who don't know anything, perhaps you could enlighten about your screen name and everything.
    Qiyamats: what? like what qiyamat means?
    Tai la2: yeah i'm just trying to turn people onto something cool for a change
    Qiyamats: qiyamat is a lyric from the Mr. Bungle song: Desert Search For Techno Allah
    Tai la2: and for all you kids out there: mr. bungle is one of the best bands ever.
    Tai la2: so what is your favorite kind of porn?
    Qiyamats: yes.
    Qiyamats: umm. id have to say goth porn!!!
    Tai la2: word. i'll have to go with emo porn on that one if such a thing exists. so why do you like goth porn? because you used to go out with a girl who wanted to have sex in a cemetery?
    Qiyamats: yes. she wanted to have sex inside a grave!
    Qiyamats: and they are the closest thing to a dead chick!
    Tai la2: ahhh now your true intentions are revealed
    Qiyamats: yes
    Tai la2: "i got blood on my dick cause i fucked a corpse"
    -DMX
    Tai la2: you have alot in common with DMX huh?
    Qiyamats: yes. and chris barnes: "Necropediphile"
    Tai la2: ahh yes another awesome music reference but i think we'll leave the knowledge to the true heads on this one yes?
    i cum blood
    Qiyamats: yes
    Tai la2: well i think we have about enough material but if you have any closing comments or anything feel free to share them
    Qiyamats: yes. you are all dick sucking faggots
     
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    check your email professor.
     
  3. bug

    bug Guest

    funny, i skipped most and just glanced at the bottom. cannibal corpse.

    bug="true head" :spent:
     
  4. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    i believe peanutbutter marshmallow sandwiches are called 'fluffer-nutters'....and yes, they are damn good......and not healthy at all.......
     
  5. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    i had one of those one time...i chocked on one of the marshmallows...when i finally finished choking a tear came to my eye
     
  6. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
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