Interesting

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the

head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

that is soooo 6th grade gifted and talented classes.

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it's all right there^^^^^

look. listen. kneel. pray.

it's all right there.

yeah and lincoln's cousin knew this guy who knew my grandfather who knew his uncle who banged this chick who kinda knew this other guy who saw kenneddy one time. for real. no lie.

:eek:

Originally posted by Dyptheria

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

aaaahahhahhahha...it was all pretty gay until i got to the punchline....

that shit is so old, i read that atleast 5 years ago.

that was very interesting

Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage.

Award goes to boogie hands

interesting.....

pull up the 9-11 coincidences. theres some wierd shit there too.

solla haback

The CIA killed Dave Thomas and Bob Marley.

uhhh.. none of that stuffs interesting,

cept for the jesus/sausage thing cuz that freaky.

Originally posted by socrates

The CIA killed Dave Thomas and Bob Marley.

dont know who dave thomas is but they killed tosh too.

the cia tried to kill me, but i killed them first.

is that shit true nigga

yeah and lincoln's cousin knew this guy who knew my grandfather who knew his uncle who banged this chick who kinda knew this other guy who saw kenneddy one time. for real. no lie

funny

Originally posted by SHELLTOES

yeah and lincoln's cousin knew this guy who knew my grandfather who knew his uncle who banged this chick who kinda knew this other guy who saw kenneddy one time. for real. no lie.

funny you should mention that. i was told by my relatives (aunts and uncles) that we're distantly related to lincon. i guess my great great great great uncle or something had a daughter that married lincons nephew or cousin or some shit. and they tell me that the same great great great great uncle was executed for bandaging the assassins leg.

Originally posted by Dyptheria

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

 

well, the white house IS a big place... hank god for the Amber Alert system!

 

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

 

WRECKANIZE YANKEE!

 

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

 

I have suceeded with my 'southerner' called '(the) magic johnson'

on a side note, one of my friends when I was a kid was named Booth, he was some sort of decendant of JWB's...

bullshit