increase your slang vocabulary

Abso-fucking-lutely!

Absolutely! Emphatically! A definite yes!

From the movie Marked for Death (1990)

 

ace fuck / ace fucking

An/the act of anal copulation.

 

AFU

Net and BBS chatter's acronym for All Fucked Up.

 

Afuckayu!

Jocular interjection. A is pronouncedÊHA & the U is stretched.

 

all-she-needs-is-a-good-fuck

A male cure-all for everything regarded as unwomanly including anorgasmia, aloofness, depression, lesbianism, etc. Typical of male-to-male talk and locker room banter.

QUOTE-1: 'Possibly the worst (and best-selling) sex advice book of all time was Naura Hayden's 1983 How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time... and Have Her Beg for More! A volume of fewer than twenty thousand words, it advanced the all-she-needs-is-a-good-fuck philosophy as a universal remedy for anorgasmic women, while insisting that the missionary position was the best way to achieve results.' John Heidenry, What Wild Ecstasy. The Rise and Fall of the Sexual Revolution (1997).

QUOTE-2: 'All a woman needs is a good fuck' Charlene Smith contends that the men who believe this are the ones least capable of delivering a good fuck.' The Mail & Guardian (October 27, 1999)

Earlier cure-alls such as beating and spanking have gone out of favor.

QUOTE-1: 'Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.' Elyot Chase (Robert Montgomery) in Private Lives (1931).

QUOTE-2: 'What she needs is a guy who'd take a sock at her once a day whether she deserves it or not.' Peter Warne (Clark Gable) about Ellie Andrews (Claudette Colbert) in It Happened One Night (1934).

QUOTE-3: 'You know what you need? A good old-fashioned spanking.' Chad Gates (Elvis Presley) in Blue Hawaii (1961)

 

Always fuck up, never (fuck) down

Rule of thumb for climbing the ladder of sexcess in Corporate America; a dictum in Washington and Hollywood.

 

AMF

Vietnam Vet acronym for Adios, MotherFucker. More rarely:ÊAdios, My Friend or Alpha Mike Foxtrot.

 

anal fuck(ing) / ass fuck(ing)

An/the act of anal intercourse.

 

Arschficker

German forÊass fucker, a disparaging name for a gay man; hence the letter A worn on yellow armbands by male homosexuals in WWII Nazi concentration camps.

 

arse-fuck

British spelling of ass-fuck / assfuck.

 

as all fuck

The summum of something, as good or bad as possible. Example:Êboring as all fuck.

 

as fuck / like fuck / than fuck

An intensifier or a comparison.

Examples from literature and the Net: hard / boring / busy / cool / crazy / depressed / fast / funny / high / mad / moody / proud / punk / shit-tight / vulgar / wild as fuck. Hurts / run like fuck. Bigger than fuck.

See also: as all fuck.

 

as slowly as old people fuck

Adverbial phrase meaning very slowly.

 

ASAFP

Net and chat room acronym for As Soon As Fucking Possible; a rewording of the more common, fuck-free ASAP.

 

ass-fuck / assfuck

Or: ass-fucker, rude term of contempt.

 

ass fuck(ing) / anal fuck(ing)

An/the act of anal copulation.

QUOTE-1: 'Shut-up or you will be spending the next ten years getting ass fucked in prison.' Mitch Henessey (Samuel L. Jackson) in The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996).

QUOTE-2: 'Well fuck my ass and call me bitch!' Exclamation in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (1999)

 

ass-fucker

(1) A person who engages in anal copulation.

(2) Derogatory name for a male homosexual.

(3) Or: ass-fuck / assfuck, rude term of contempt.

 

asshole fucking

Anal intercourse. Not to be confused with fucking asshole, a despised or despicable person.

 

Aylesbury Duck

Cockney rhyming slang to rhyme with fuck, hence to copulate / copulation.,

bad-ass mf

Short for bad-ass motherfucker.

 

badassmofo

Slanglish for bad-ass motherfucker.

 

BAMF

Acronym for Bad Ass MotherFucker.

 

bareback fucking

Copulation without a condom. Synonym: riding bareback (Apache style).

 

Baron von Fuck

A pun on the one-eyed, bald-headed, purple-hooded Red Baron, a jocular metaphor for the penis.

 

base-fuck

An/the act of anal intercourse.

QUOTE: Maximilian (Eddie Murphy) in Vampire in Brooklyn (1996): 'You base-fucked her.'

 

bearfuck

In G.I. Joe parlance, a chaotic military undertaking.

 

beast-fuck

Slang word for animal sex, beastiality, bestiality, zoophilia.

 

begat

Biblical fig leaf for the word fuck.

Used extensively in Genesis in the form:Êso-and-so begat so-and-so. (Biblical people did a lot of begatting.)

 

belly-fuck(ing)

Masturbating the penis against the body or belly of a lover. Synonyms: belly-rub; rub-belly.

 

belly-fucker

One who masturbates his penis against the belly of a lover. Synonyms: rub-belly; rub freak; rubber.

 

BF

Acronym for Butt Fuck. 'I've never (been) BFed before.' Chiefly gay usage.

 

BFD / B.F.D.

Acronym for Big Fucking Deal! Also an interjection synonymous with: no big deal.

QUOTE: Julia (Geena Davis) and Candy (Julie Brown) in Earth Girls Are Easy (1989):

- Julia:Ê'Ted is coming home tonight and there's a UFO in my pool. AÊUFO!?'

- Candy:Ê'BFD!'

 

BFE / Butt Fuck Egypt

More rarely: Bum Fuck Egypt / Bumble Fuck Egypt

Out there, somewhere in the great nowhere, in no man's land, the figurative ends of the earth, a place inconveniently far. In its original U.S. military/navy meaningÊa bad place to be stationed. Sometimes shortened to Butt Fuck: 'I had to park way out in Butt Fuck' Posted at Everything2 (www.everything2.com) by jmccabe (Nov 13. 1999)Ê'An acronym for Butt F*ck Egypt. Usually used in conjuction with "the middle of" or "go 5 miles, turn right and keep driving until you get lost, then turn left and continue into"' Also there was a reply by LordOmar: 'Butt Fuck Egypt / Bum Fuck Egypt / etc... Go beyond any place you know of and keep going, once you can't get out, you're in BFE.'

 

BFI

Internet and chat room acronym for:Ê(1) Brute Force and Ignorance. (2) Bunch of Fucking Idiots.

 

The Big F

Or: The F-word / The Capital F, a euphemism for the word fuck.

QUOTE: Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984) on the word FUCK: 'Freed at last by the U.S. Supreme Court decision on Lady Chatterley's Lover in 1951. (...) We had rediscovered the f**k with a vengeance. The Big F's formal coming out includes: The Penguin Dictionary, 1965; The American Heritage Dictionary, 1969; and at last the OED in its 1972 supplement.'

 

Big Fucking Deal / BFD

Said of something that, on the contrary, is no big deal at all, nothing to fuss or worry about.

QUOTE: Julia (Geena Davis) and Candy (Julie Brown) in Earth Girls Are Easy (1989):

- Julia:Ê'Ted is coming home tonight and there's a UFO in my pool. AÊUFO!?'

- Candy:Ê'BFD!'

 

The Big Space Fuck

Posted at Everything2 (www.everything2.com) by Segnbora-t (Nov 14, 1999) 'Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. short story. Harlan Ellison notes in his 1972 introduction in Again, Dangerous Visions that "as this is the first time (to my knowledge)... that the word fuck has been used in a title, it becomes something of a minor literary landmark... sum of comment: nice title".' There was a reply by bitcraft:Ê'In the story, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. describes the launching of the spaceship Arthur C. Clarke, filled to the brim with jizzum. At the time of the launching, jizzum is the last remaining dirty word in the English language.'

 

the bird / the birdie

The fuck you! gesture, also known as: the big bird / the finger / the middle finger salute / the toby finger (salute) / the toby salute, and if you want to be obscure and Latinish:Êdigitus infamis. The middle finger raised on a closed fist is an angry and obscene gesture saying: fuck you / up yours / take it in the ass. In The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) Uncle Jed (Jim Varney) and The Clampetts give passing motorists the birdie thinking it's a local custom: 'Let's give 'em a California howdy.'

 

bleep

(1) In radio or TV programming, an electronic sound to cover up or blur (censor) cusses, slurs, and swear words.

(2) Or: bleep out -> To blur or blank out curses and obscene words with electronic sounds as a form of editing and censoring. 'I'll stick my bleep foot up your bleep bleep....'

(3) A lame substitute for the word fuck and other cusses, curses, and swear words. 'What the bleep!' '69 ways to bleep your lover.'

 

BMD

Acronym for Bad MotherFucker

 

bom

According to Bruce Willis BOM means FUCK YOU! in Polish.

QUOTE: 'I forgot to tell you. BOM means fuck you in Polish.' Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis) to Jimmy Dix (Damon Wayans) who wrote BOM on a cardboard to warn the bad guys about a BOMB in the trunk of their car in The Last Boyscout (1991). Colloquially, bom or bum is slang for ass or anus.

 

bong fucked

Posted at Everything2 (www.everything2.com) by The Scalz (Nov 13, 1999):Ê'If a woman has sexual relations with a man while she is under the influence of pot, and the pot was smoked using a certain type of water pipe, then that woman is said to have been "bong fucked".'

 

boring as fuck

Extremely boring. See:Êas fuck.

 

buddy-fuck

Betrayal of a male friend. Hence buddy fucker, one who will not stand up for, or defend, a friend, and buddy-fuck week, a week in the year when the betrayal of one's friends is allowed. Chiefly army-navy usage. 'Fuck your friends. Enemies won't let you get that close.' Anonymous

 

buddy-fuck week

Or: (International) fuck-your-buddy week, a special week in the year when the betrayal of one's friends is allowed. Rare; military and college usage.

 

BUF

Acronym for: (1) Big Ugly Fucker(s). (2) Big Ugly Fellow(s).

 

BUFF

Acronym for: (1) Big Ugly Fat Fucker(s). (2) Big Ugly Fat Fellow(s).

Derivation: BUFFER -> Big Ugly Fat Fucker Easily Replaced.

 

bufu

Abbreviation for butt-fuck(-ing, -er) or bum-fuck(-ing, -er), a slang term for anal copulation. 'The Bufu Khan -> the butt-fuck king.'

 

bug-fuck / bugfuck

According to Jesse Sheidlower in The F Word (1999), a military adjective for insane. As example he quotes: 'When you go nuts you go bugfuck.'

 

bug-fucker / bugfucker

(1) A small penis.

(2) Rude insult for a man with a penis small enough to fuck bugs.

QUOTE: 'Does the phrase needle-dick the bug fucker mean anything to you?' Sandy (Bette Midler) to a cop in Outrageous Fortune (1987)

 

bullfuck

Bullshit; nonsense; lies.

 

Bumble Fuck Egypt

Same as Butt Fuck Egypt or BFE, but more rarely heard.

 

bum-fuck / bumfuck

(1) An/the act of anal intercourse.

(2) An unfortunate deal, situation, or condition.

 

Bum Fuck Egypt

Same as Butt Fuck Egypt or BFE, but not as common.

 

bum-fucker / bumfucker

(1) An anal copulator or sodomite.

(2) Derogatory appellation for a male homosexual.

 

bum-fuckidus

Pseudo-Latin for bum fuck: (1) An/the act of anal intercourse. (2) An unfortunate deal, situation, or condition.

 

bum-fucking

An/the act of anal intercourse.

 

bumholerous fuckerous

Jocular simili-Latin for anal copulation or anal copulator (sodomite).

 

bunny fuck

A quick, rabbit-like act of sexual intercourse.

 

butt fuck / buttfuck

(1) An/the act of anal intercourse. Acronym: BF.

(2) Disparaging designation for a male homosexual.

(3) Short for Butt Fuck Egypt or BFE.

 

butt-fuck buddy

One's sexual partner for anal copulation. Butt-fuck buddies

Close friends; bosom buddies.

 

Butt Fuck Egypt / BFE

Out there, somewhere in the great nowhere, in no man's land, the figurative ends of the earth, a place inconveniently far. In its original U.S. military/navy meaning:Êa bad place to be stationed.

Sometimes shortened to Butt Fuck: 'I had to park way out in Butt Fuck.'

QUOTE: Posted at Everything2 (www.everything2.com) by jmccabe (Nov 13, 1999)Ê'An acronym for Butt F*ck Egypt. Usually used in conjuction with "the middle of" or "go 5 miles, turn right and keep driving until you get lost, then turn left and continue into"' Also there was a reply by LordOmar: 'Butt Fuck Egypt / Bum Fuck Egypt / etc... Go beyond any place you know of and keep going, once you can't get out, you're in BFE.'

 

butt-fucking

An/the act of anal intercourse.

 

CABFU

Nonsexual military jargon for Combined American-British Fuck-Up.

 

The Capital F

Or: F-word / Big F, another euphemism for the word fuck.

 

Captain Fuckit / Cap'n Fuck-It

Captain Fuckit is the host of the fuck.it website (www.fuck.it) where Fuckateers can purchase fuck.it e-mail accounts: (username)@fuck.it.

Not to be confused with Captain Fucko, an elaboration on fucko, a rude insult.

 

Catch me fuck me

Jocular Aussie reference to Rugby League football.

 

cattle truck

Cockney rhyming slang to rhyme with fuck, hence to copulate / copulation.

 

celebrity fucker / star fucker

(1) A hanger-on among celebrities and stars.

(2) A sycophant.

(3) A young woman who has promiscuous sex with famous people: film stars, rock & roll musicians and other celebrities.

 

chain fuck

Or: chain gang, an orgy of male homosexuals engaged in mutual oral or anal intercourse in a chain- or train-like fashion.

 

chicken fucker / chickenfucker

Someone who has sex with young or underage people, especially if much younger than themselves. Probably a spin-off of the gay word chickenhawk (chicken-fancier; chicken hunter; chicken lover; chicken plucker; chicken queen) an adult gay male who pursues underage boys or young men for companionship or sex.

 

chinga su madre

Spanish insult which translates into: 'Fuck your mother!'

 

Chuck you, Farley!

American exclamation of contempt or defiance, a coy variation and spoonerism of Fuck you, Charley!

 

Cinderfuckingrella / Cinder-fucking-rella

Dreams come through for...Cinderellas, says Laura San Giacomo to Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (1990)

 

circle fuck

Group sex involving three or more people engaged in mutual fellatio, cunnilingus, masturbation, or sodomy.

 

cluster fuck

(1) An hetero- or homosexual orgy.

(2) Double penetration of a woman front and rear.

(3) G.I. slang for:Ê(a) Mass confusion and chaos, also known as a goat rope or Chinese fire drill. Also known, more rarely, as a cluster muck / clustermuck as in bureaucratic clustermuck. (B) An operation gone wrong.

 

cluster-fuck party

A sexual orgy.

 

Cogito, ergo est

'I fuck therefore I am.' Says Trace, a character in a Warren Murphy mystery novels.

 

Coito, ergo sum

Dog-Latin for: 'I fuck therefore I am', a rephrasing of RenŽ Descartes' cognitive adage from Le Discours de la mŽthode (1637): Cogito, ergo sum -> I think, therefore I am.

 

coke fuck

Drug culture slang for a cocaine-induced erection that won't come down.

 

college fuck

Or: college style, masturbating the penis between the (lubricated) thighs of another man.

 

Colonel Puck

American rhyming slang for copulation / to copulate based on the rhyme with fuck.

 

colonial puck

American rhyming slang based on the rhyme with fuck, copulation / to copulate.

 

Colorado Mother Fucker

A drink prepared by mixing equal parts of Kahlua, vodka, gin, rum, tequila, Coke, and cream, shake and serve up or on the rocks. Submitted by MoJoe to Everything2.

 

come-fuck-me's

(1) Turn-ons, come-ons.

(2) Originally, in the 1960-70s, tight-fitting jeans with holes in them.

(3) Short for come-fuck-me-pumps, single-strap high-heel shoes.

 

come-fuck-me eyes

(1) Or: fuck-me eyes, sexy eyes; a flirtatious, inviting look.

(2) come-fuck-me voice: QUOTE: From: www.jokearama.co.uk: 'She slowly spread her legs, and in a husky come fuck me voice say's "Honey, would you like some of this?"'

 

come-fuck-me-pumps

High-heel shoes, usually with a single strap, that show off the legs and feet to their best advantage.

 

COMMFU

Military acronym for Complete Monumental Military Fuck-Up.

 

courtesy fuck

Copulation for sexual relief without emotional involvement.

 

cranked on the fuck

Ê'A chick who is stupid and naive to the degree in which even if you did pull all the moves successfully she still wouldn't realize that you wanted to "get it on".' Found on Cookie Bonics (www.dreamwater.com)

 

craphole fuck

Vulgar slang for anal copulation.

 

crazy as fuck

Savage; ruthless. See:Êas fuck.

 

The Crucifucks

Band name; a hard-something, metal-something rock band.

 

cum-gargling fucker

Vulgar and offensive designation for a prostitute.

 

cunt-fuck

Defined by Jesse Sheidlower in The F Word (1999) as: 'To engage in heterosexual vaginal sex (also, of women) to rub the genitals against.'

 

cyberfuck

Another word for cyberporn -> Internet pornography.

Damn it to fuck!

Exclamation of anger or desperation. Same as: Damn it to hell!

 

DFL

Acronym for Dead Fucking Last, commonly used in competition sports.

 

Dial 3-8-2-5

The word F-U-C-K on a telephone dial. Dial 382-5968 and see if I'm there = Dial Fuck you! and see if I care. Dial 382-5633 = Dial Fuck Off! -> Statements of nonchalance or indifference.

 

dildo fucking

Refers, on pornographic websites, to photos depicting penetration of the vagina or anus with a dildo.

 

DILLIGAF

Internet and chat room acronym for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck; used to show total indifference to someone's plight.

 

dog-fuck

(1) An/the act of vaginal or anal copulation from behind.

(2) To waste time, to idle about.

 

Donald Duck

British rhyming slang based on the rhyme with fuck, copulation / to copulate.

 

Donald Fuck

A pun on Donald Duck, Walt Disney's famous animated cartoon character.

 

Don't drink water, fish fuck in it

Or: 'I don't drink water...' Famous quote by comedian W.C. Fields (William Claude Dukenfield - 1880-1946). As Professor Quail in International House (1933) he accidentally drinks from the wrong glass: 'Good gracious! Water!' At the very end of his life, when his abdomen was water-swollen from cirrhosis of the liver, he told his doctor: 'I knew that abominable, tasteless liquid would some day poison me.'

 

Don't fuck with me/my/the/it...

A warning and/or threat that if you mess with (fill in the blanks) you do so at your own risk and perils. (The 'or else' is implied.)

QUOTE-1: 'Don't fuck with the babysitter!' Chris Parker (Elisabeth Shue) in reply to the warring street gangs in the subway (Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell!) in Adventures in Babysitting (1987).

QUOTE-2: 'Never fuck with a winning streak!' Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) to Eddy Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh (Tim Robbins) in Bull Durham (1988).

QUOTE-3: 'Don't fuck with an antiques dealer!' Simon Sheppard (J. Lee Miller) in Dracula (2000).

QUOTE-4: 'Never fuck with a winner!' Sheriff Hightower (Cliff De Young), eventually the loser, in Flashback (1990).

QUOTE-5: 'Don't ever fuck with a guy looking for heads.' Tommy Spinelli (Joe Pesci) in 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997).

QUOTE-6: 'If you can't kill it with a 12 gauge, don't fuck with it.' Murphy's Laws of Combat.

 

double fuck

(1) Double penetration of a woman, front and rear.

(2) Or: double-fuck, in the movie Downtown (1990) (rude insult for) a stupid person.

 

drop an/the F-bomb

To unintentionally drop the word fuck in a conversation; a fucking slip of the tongue.

 

drug-fucked

Aussie street slang of the 1990s for high on drugs or fucked-up by them.

 

dry fuck

(1) Or: dry hump, masturbating the penis between the unlubricated thighs of a sex partner.

(2) Copulation without orgasm.

(3) Any non-penetrative sexual activity performed while entirely dressed.

 

duck fucker

A general term of abuse. Rarely heard today.

 

Duck McFuck

An allusion to the animated cartoon character Donald Duck.

 

ducking the fog

Spoonerism for fucking the dog, wasting time, goofing off. 'Oh, he's over there duckin' the fog or fuckin' the dog, I don't know which.' Paul Gerald

 

dumb fuck / dumbfuck

(Rude insult for) a stupid person.

QUOTE: 'You know, you're the dumbest fuck I've met in my whole life.' From the movie Midnight Run (1988)

 

dumb-fuckery

(1) Acting like a dumb fuck, like a Tom Fool, like a fucking idiot.

(2) Stupidity.

 

Dutch fuck

Male masturbation between female breasts. To go Dutch, to masturbate the penis between a woman's breasts.

easy fuck

A person:

(1) Easily convinced to have sex. Synonyms: easy lay; push-over.

(2) Viewed as a victim, one easily cheated, robbed, conned, or victimized.

 

ebony fuck

On the Internet, a photo or photos depicting interracial intercourse.

To fuck ebony is to have sexual intercourse with a black person.

 

eff / effing

A euphemism for fuck / fucking.

 

Eff off!

Expletive. According to the OED, a discreet way of saying: Fuck off.

 

effing around

Fucking around; messing around; wasting one's time.

 

egg for fuck

Jocular replacement forÊshit for brains.

 

em-eff / m. f.

Short for and a partial euphemism for motherfucker.

 

eye-fuck

To undress someone visually; to stare at someone lecherously; to ogle; to leer.

F

(1) The F-word. 'Now there's an F for you.' In the movie Mallrats (1995): 'F-him!'

 

(2) In the personals,ÊF -> female. It may be used in combination with other letters such as:

- C/F -> catholic female,

- MBF -> married black female,

- SWF -> Single White Female (The title of a 1992 movie starring Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh).

- F-arts is a sub-culture abbreviation for French arts -> oral-genital sex. 'Partner needed for F-arts.'

 

(3) F->M / F2M -> Female-to-male transgenderist or transsexual; the arrow indicates the direction of the sex or gender role change.

 

FF

Acronym for Freshly Fucked. 'I feel FF!' Deborah Chapman

 

fk

The word FUCK in the International Phonetic Alpabet (IPA); fk or fuk are the phonetic spellings used in the OED & other dictionaries. In ASCII Fanetik alphabet: f^k.

 

F**K

Or: F*** | F*CK | F--- | F..K |ÊF--K | FXCK, in caps or lower case, are publisher's spellings for the word FUCK. The asterisks and other characters mark the omission of a letter or letters in taboo words, cusses, curses & slurs, and four-letter words. Fuck is sometimes rendered as F%#K; SHIT is disguised as $#1T. CUNT is written C**T in Francis Grose's Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811) and defined therein as: 'a nasty name for a nasty thing'.

QUOTE: Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984) on the word FUCK: 'Freed at last by the U.S. Supreme Court decision on Lady Chatterley's Lover in 1951. (...) We had rediscovered the f**k with a vengeance. The Big F's formal coming out includes: The Penguin Dictionary, 1965; The American Heritage Dictionary, 1969; and at last the OED in its 1972 supplement.'

 

F**K word, the

Same as the F-word; more rarely seen.

 

F-A-B

Teenspeak for Fucked At Birth.

 

F-all / f-all

Partial euphemism for fuck all.

 

face fucking

Slang term for fellatio or cunnilingus.

 

faceless fuck

In the gay 1960-70s, an unknown person fucked in the dark at an orgy, also known as: A Shot in the Dark, a double entendre alluding to the first Pink Panther movie featuring the clumsy Inspector Clouseau.

 

fact

Probably coined by Roger Mellie for his Roger's Profanisaurus (1998) and defined therein as:Ê'The distance between the fuck hole and the muck hole - if you miss you're in the shit and that's a fact!'

 

faggot fucker

Rude and disparaging appellation for a male homosexual.

 

Fake cupcake deputy dog toy cop motherfucker

Long-winded insult from the movie Sugar Hill (1994)

 

Fanfuckingtastic! / Fan-fucking-tastic

Jocular interjection -> fucking fantastic! Same as: S-wonderful! S-marvelous!

 

fast fuck

A quick, impromptu act of copulation; a quickie.

 

fat fuck

In The Super (1991). A rude insult. Sometimes misspelled or poorly disguised on the Net as: fat fuk or phat phuc.

 

father-fucker / fatherfucker

Rude insult accusing someone of being a pederast. Compare: motherfucker.

 

FEAR = Bikers acronym and slogan for: Face Everything And Recover, Fuck Everything And Run.

 

feather plucker

British rhyming slang based on the rhyme with fucker.

 

feck

A euphemism for the word fuck.

QUOTE: Anita Miller (Zooey Deschanel), Elaine Miller (Frances McDormand) and William Miller (Patrick Fugit) in Almost Famous (2000):

- Anita: 'Feck you!' (...)

- Elaine: 'Well there it is, your sister used the F-word.'

- William: 'I think she said feck.'

- Elaine: 'What's the difference?'

- William: 'The letter u.'

 

fed up, fucked up and far from home

More often without 'fed up' -> in the depths of despair and/or misery; disgusted and helpless.

 

fence fucker

Slanglish name for a bisexual person of either sex, based on the image of a person who sits on a fence and swings both ways.

 

ferk / firk

C16-19th euphemism for fuck derived from a contraction of dirk + fuck.

 

fetish fuck

Or: fuck fetish, on the Net refers to the depiction of BDSM or 'weird' sexual activities. Examples: feet fuck fetish / fuck fetish galleries / black fuck fetish.

 

F factor, the

The fuck (sexual / libidinal) factor.

 

FFA

Acronym for Fist-Fuckers of America, a collective name for gay men who enjoy fisting. Meant as jocular, may be perceived as derogatory and offensive.

 

FFF

Or: 3-Fs / Three Fs / THREE Fs -> Find 'em, fuck 'em, and forget 'em. Also known as 4-Fs when 'feel 'em' is added to the list. Findum Fuckum & Flee is the title of a HipHop song by N.W.A. 'I find 'em, fuck 'em, and flee you know.'

QUOTE-1: 'One night after they'd both had too many beers he had said to her, "I find'em, fuck'em, forget'em." She'd clicked bottles with him and said, "Me, too." She liked guys, but she didn't trust them enough to love them.' From The Price of Honour (1999) by David H. Hackworth.

QUOTE-2: This credo of lechery is thought to be of recent coinage, but it's origin dates back to at least the 1930s. Mae West, as Tira, has a similar one-liner in I'm No Angel (1933):Ê'Never let a man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em, and forget 'em.'

 

FFRD

Acronym for (Do I Look Like I Give a) Flying Fuck in a Rolling Donut/Doughnut.

 

FFS

Usenet / BBS acronym for For Fuck's Sake.

 

F-him / F-her

Partial euphemism for Fuck...! In Mallrats (1995): 'F-him!'

 

fickey fick

A euphemism for fuck. Joular; rarely heard today.

 

fico

Obscene gesture meaning 'I dont give a fuck' made by thrusting the thumb between two fingers of a fist.

 

fiddle-fuck / fiddlefuck

(1) Axillary copulation -> masturbating the penis in the armpit of a sex partner.

(2) Short for fiddle-fuck (fiddlefuck) around.

 

fiddle-fuck (around) / fiddlefuck (around)

Or: play fiddle-fuck / play fiddly-fuck

To dilly-dally, to waste time aimlessly, to fiddle about.

 

fifteen fucker

US military slang for punishment under Article 15 of the Army Code of Conduct: Conduct unbecoming an officer.

 

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

Possibly a graffito; anonymous. According to Lawrence Paros in The Erotic Tongue (1984) usage dates back to 1983-84.

 

FIGJAM

Internet and chat room acronym for Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me. Internet and Usenet netiquette forbids the use of swear words hence the abusive use of acronymic disguises.

 

FIIK

Net and Usenet acronym for Fuck If I Know.

 

Findum Fuckum & Flee

Title of a HipHop song by N.W.A.(performed by Dr. Dre) from the album Efil4Zaggin: 'I find 'em, fuck 'em, and flee you know.' See also: 3-Fs / Three Fs.

 

F.I.N.E.

Net and Usenet acronym for Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional. Meant to be funny, but may be perceived as offensive.

 

F-ing

Euphemistic form of the word fucking.

 

F-ing around

Messing around; wasting one's time; goofing off.

 

finger fuck(ing)

(1) Female masturbation.

(2) Inserting a finger or fingers into the vagina or anus of a sex partner.

finger scale

A one-to-ten scale rating a woman's beauty, sex appeal, performance in bed, etc. See also: fuck-o-meter.

QUOTE: 'She's hot, Joe. She rates a '3' on my finger scale. That means I cut off three of my fingers if God will let me fuck her.' Private detectives Mike Matthews (Bruce McGill) to Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis) in The Last Boy Scout (1991). Later, when Joe finds Mike hiding in his bedroom closet, he asks him:Ê'How was she? On your finger scale, how was my wife?' This multipurpose scale rating a woman's beauty, desirability, sex appeal, or sexual prowess originated with Helen of Troy, the woman whose 'face launched a thousand ships' hence, how many ships would you send to have/love/fuck/rescue a specific woman.

Another movie example is Ben Shockley (Clint Eastwood) speaking of Augusta Malley (Sondra Locke) in The Gauntlet (1977): 'On a scale of one to ten I'd have to give her a two, and that's just because I've never seen a one before.'

 

firk / ferk

C16-19th euphemism for fuck; derived from a contraction of dirk + fuck. According to Hugh Rawson, Wicked Words (1989) firk 'either was a blood relative of fuck or a euphemism for it'. In Shakespeare's Henry V (IV.iv), Pistol threatens to firk a French soldier, a word meaning both to strike and to fuck.

 

firkin(g)

A euphemism for the word fucking and like that word can be used as a meaningless intensifier.

 

fish

Occasionally a substitute for fuck. 'What the fish!'

 

fist-fuck

1. Of a male, to masturbate.

2. To insert a hand or fist into the vagina or anus of a sex partner.

 

fist-fuckee

The recipient partner in anal or vaginal fist-fucking.

 

fist-fucker

(1) A male masturbator.

(2) A practitioner of anal or vaginal fist-fucking.

(3) The active partner in fist-fucking, as opposed to fist-fuckee, the passive partner.

 

fist-fucking

Or: fisting, inserting an entire hand or fist into the vagina or anus of a partner; humorously defined as: finger-fucking gone awry.

 

fist fucking the old piss pump

Jocular coinage for male masturbation.

 

fist fucking the piss pump

Jocular coinage for male masturbation.

 

fisting / fist-fucking

Inserting an entire hand or fist into the vagina or anus of a partner; humorously defined as: finger-fucking gone awry.

 

FK

Sometimes used as an abbreviation for FUCK, usually when its meaning is made obvious by the context.

 

FKS

Homophonous vanity license plate for FUCKS.

 

flak

Military/aviation partial euphemism for fuck.

 

flat fuck

Sexual activity in which two women rub their vulvas together; also known, correctly but more rarely, as tribadism.

 

flicking

British euphemism for the word fucking and like that word also used as an intensifying adjective.

 

flip and fuck

Or: flip and dick, prison slang for anal rape.

 

flipping

British euphemism, especially popular with the ladies, for the word fucking and, like that word, also used as an intensifier. Examples: flipping hell; flipping heck.

 

fluff

British euphemism for the word fuck. Fluffing, like fucking, can also be used as an intensifying adjective.

 

fluff off!

British euphemism for Fuck off! Delivered at journalists by Prince Philip in October 1987.

 

flying fuck

Ca. 1845:

(1) Something of very little value.

(2) Usually preceded by: I don't / couldn't / wouldn't give a...; a negative statement of nonchalance. I don't give a fuck -> can be given more weight by the addition of: 'a flying' as in I don't give a flying fuck, but be careful not to drop the keyword 'give' as in: I don't fuck. A Freudian slip can turn into a Freudian nightmare. Go take a flying fuck at the mooooooon! -> Posted at Everything2 (www.everything2.com) by The Custodian (Dec 18, 2000):Ê'Sorry, P_I, another nitpicking correction: the phrase is actually from Slapstick [Kurt Vonnegut - 1976]. The protagonist uses it, and then when he's President of the U.S. he tries to get into a private club. The club is only for people with a certain middle name (as President, he'd had everyone in the U.S. assigned a government-issued middle name) and he didn't have it. The doorman asks him if he's got that name, and he says of course not. The doorman says "Then, sir, I must respectfully ask you: why don't you go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooooooon?"'

QUOTE: Lee Turner (Billy Idol) in the movie Mad Dog Time (1996): 'I don't give a flying fuck what you've heard!'

 

FMH

Acronym for Fuck Me Hard(er).

 

FNG(s)

Fucking New Guy(s). Originally, G.I. slang from Vietnam ca. 1960; now college usage.

 

FNT

Transgender acronym for Fucking Neurotic Transsexual.

 

F.O.

Short for Fuck off! QUOTE: The Bandit (Burt Reynolds) to Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason) in Smokey and the Bandit (1977):Ê'Sheriff, do the letters F.O. mean anything to you?'

 

FOAD

Internet and chat room acronym for Fuck Off And Die. Net and Usenet netiquette forbids the use of swear words hence the abusive use of acronymic disguises.

 

FOC

(1) In Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982) Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward) asks Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin):Ê'What does FOCÊmean?' He proceeds to explain the slang meaning of FUCK, but in this case FOC is the acronym for Friends Of Carlotta and a clue to the movie's mystery.

(2) FOC also means Free Of Charge.

 

focal

Interjection and funetic disguise for Fuck all!

 

focative

William Shakespeare's subtle Latinish pun on fuck in The Merry Wives of Windsor. Although Will never used the word fuck there is no doubt that he knew it and contrived deliberate puns on it such as the one on FOCATIVE in The Merry Wives of Windsor (Act IV, Scene 1, lines 31-34) in which the somewhat stupid Sir Hugh Evans is quizzing the even stupider William Page on his Latin.

- Sir Evans: 'Leave your prabbles, 'oman. What is the focative case, William?'

- William Page: 'O, vocativo, O...'

- Sir Evans: 'Remember, William, focative is caret.'

- Mistress Quickly: 'And that's a good root.'

In The Straight Dope (www.straightdope.com) Cecil Adams explains: 'Caret (literally, "it is missing") equals carrot equals root equals penis equals f*ckative case, get it? Don't worry, I didn't either. They were going to hang Shakespeare for this pitiful effort, but he pleaded temporary inanity.'

Another famous Shakespeare pun is the one on cunt and pee(ing) in Twelfth Night when Malvolio attempts to decipher the handwriting of a letter: 'By my life, this is my lady's hand! These be her very C's, her U's, 'N her T's; and thus makes she her great P's.'

 

F-off / f-off

Partial euphemism for fuck off! A rude, angry dismissal.

 

FOFN

BBS and chat room acronym for Fuck Off For Now. Internet and Usenet netiquette forbids the use of swear words hence the abusive use of acronyms and funetic disguises.

 

foken / fokken

Middle Dutch etymological root of the word fuck; it means to breed (cattle).

QUOTE: 'The word [fuck] may in fact date back to the sixth century when the Saxons, ancient Germanic peoples, conquered and settled in parts of England. (...) The Saxons may have said "fuck" as foken, which was an Old English word meaning "to beat against" - an allusion to the male body beating against the female's during intercourse. But foken also meant to beat anything violently.' Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998).

 

follow me and fuck-me shoes

More often: fuck-me shoes. Provocative ladies footwear. According to Jonathon Green in Cassell's Dictionary of Slang (1998): ankle-strapped, wedge-heeled shoes.

 

Fondue a la Fuck

Jocular term for semen. More literary than colloquial.

 

foot fucking

From the Net. Websites for foot fetishists, leglovers, footfuckers, and high heels fetish. I'm surprised noboby has yet coined a neologism for it such as fooking or foocking.

 

force-fuck

Prison slang for anal rape.

 

For fuck's sake!

An exclamation of anger or exasperation. Same as: For heaven's sake!

 

fork

To have sexual intercourse; a euphemism for fuck. See also: 4-K.

 

Fork you!

An obvious but coy disguise for Fuck you!

 

For the fuck of it!

Similar to, but stronger than: For the fun of it! / For the hell of it! / For the thrill of it!

 

fottere

Defined in 1598 by John Florio in Worlde of Wordes as: 'to jape, to sard, to fucke, to swive, to occupy.' Fottitore he defined as 'a japer, a sarder, a swiver, a fucker, an occupier.'

 

fotuere

Or: futuere, Latin word suggested as the etymological root of the word fuck and sometimes substituted for that word. See also: fottere; foutre.

 

FOUR FS / Four F's / 4-Fs

(1) Find them, Feel them, Fuck them, and Forget them. When 'feel them' is omitted, it is known as 3-Fs or FFF. A much rarer and more callous version is: find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and throw 'em away. A humorous version is: find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and fuck 'em.

QUOTE-1: This credo of lechery is thought to be of recent coinage, but it's origin dates back to at least the 1930s. Mae West, as Tira, has a similar line in I'm No Angel (1933):Ê'Never let a man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em, and forget 'em.'

QUOTE-2: Hugh Rawson, Wicked Words (1989): 'The famous four-F's, the moto by which every red-blooded teenage male wishes to live, but seldom does: find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em.'

QUOTE-3: From TimeOut/Forums, September 9, 1998: '...personally I don't like being a "Find 'em, Flatter 'em, Feel 'em, Flog 'em, Fuck 'em, Forget 'em" toy.'

 

(2) Find, Fool, Frig, and Forget ('em). Another wencher's credo is:Êpick 'em up, fuck 'em silly.

 

FOUR F(s) / Four F(s) / 4-F(s)

Fucked by the Fickle Finger of Fate meaning down on one's luck, victimized by bad luck, cheated by fate.

 

four-letter euphoria

Frederic Mullally defined fornicate in The Penthouse Sexicon (1968) as: 'Nine-letter euphemism for four-letter euphoria.'

four-letter word / 4-letter word

(1) Swear word of a sexual or scatological nature: arse, cock, crap, cunt, fart, fuck, piss, quim, shit, turd, twat.

QUOTE-1: Alan Richter. The Language of Sexuality (1987): 'Fuck is one of a group of well-known four letter words, all Anglo-Saxon, or Old English, in origin, that are uncomplicated, easy to pronounce, and monosyllabic.'

QUOTE-2: Anonymous: 'Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.'

QUOTE-3: 'Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.' W.C. Fields as quoted by Carlotta Monti in W.C. Fields & Me (1971)

 

(2) By extension, any word or subject regarded as taboo by one person, a group, or by society. Examples: Work is a 4-letter word. Unix is a four-letter word.

 

(3) Love.

QUOTE-1: Anonymous: 'Love is a phwoarrr letter word.'

QUOTE-2: Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word, title of a song by Bob Dylan (1967).

QUOTE-3: 'Is God a three-letter word for love? Is love a four-letter word for God?' Duke Ellington.

QUOTE-4: Brick Pollit (Paul Newman) to his father Big Daddy (Burl Ives) in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958): 'You don't know what love is. To you, it's just another four-letter word.'

 

foutre

Vulgar French (argot -> slang) for FUCK. Va te faire foutre! -> (Go) get fucked! Foutre is as old as fuck and has the same Latin root: futuere / fotuere.

QUOTE: Although Shakespeare never used the word FUCK, he was less worried by its French counterpart. In The Second Part of Henry IV (v. iii. 98) Pistol says: 'A foutre for the world and woridlings base'; and again at line 114 he says: 'A foutre for thine office', in much the same way we would say: 'I don't give a fuck!' According to Hugh Rawson, Wicked Words (1989): 'Given Shakespeare's tremendous vocabulary, his silence on the point suggests that fuck already was known widely enough to be tabooed.'

 

Fox Oscar!

US military/navy euphemism for Fuck Off!

 

F-plan

According to Shirley Valentine, to fuck morning, noon and night, and at tea time, for dieting.

QUOTE: Shirley (Pauline Collins) to her daughter and overheard by a delivery man in Shirley Valentine (1989):

- Shirley: 'That's right, Miranda, I'm going to Greece for the sex. Sex for breakfast, sex for dinner, sex for tea, and sex for supper.'

- Delivery man: 'Sounds like a marvelous diet, love.'

- Shirley: 'It is. Have you ever heard of it? It's called the F-plan.'

 

frap

'A combination of fuck and crap, used in disappointment or frustration.' Roger Mellie in Roger's Profanisaurus (1998)

 

freaking

Partial euphemism for fucking and like that word also used as an intensifier.

 

free-fucking

Said of someone easily convinced to have sex; a push-over, an easy lay.

 

free fuck pic(s) / free fuck picture(s)

Terms most often used by surfers searching the Net for pornography. These three words are included in the meta tags (descriptive keywords) of almost all pornographic websites.

 

SEARCH FOR: FUCK FREEÊFUCK PICS

AltaVista 1157155 4,840,132 Web pages

Excite 1490268 16,530,475 Web sites

Google 6350000 408000

All the Web 753780 47,939 documents

Magellan 1480268 16,530,475 Web sites

Yahoo 1020000 360,000 Web pages

Lycos 9315490 5,795,371 Web sites

Search engines use all the words or any of the words

 

In December 2000, free fuck pic(s) / picture(s) accounted for 28,018 of the 216,212 fuck- queries made to Go To

free fuck picture 28018

fuck picture 26876

fuck me 19338

tit fuck 17728

free fuck 15992

fuck you 10803

ass fuck 9893

desi fuck 9577

butt fuck 9479

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free fuck movie 8852

sex fuck 8584

 

French-fried-fuck

Something totally worthless. A variant of flying fuck.

 

French fuck

To masturbate the penis between a woman's breasts.

 

freshman fuckbook

'Slang term for New Students--a directory published by Oberlin College for the use of students, faculty, and staff.' From A DICTIONARY OF LOCAL [OBERLIN] USAGE compiled by the participants in English 339, Fall Semester, 1997 (www.oberlin.edu/~english/syllabi/fall97/339dictionary.html). The same people define fuck finder: 'The booklet entitled New Students, published by the College at the beginning of the academic year and containing the photographs and names of entering students; used to describe the booklet's perceived utility for upperclass and returning students.'

 

Friar Fuck

Play on word based on Friar Tuck from the Robin Hood Legends.

 

Friar Tuck

British/Cockney rhyming slang based on the rhyme with fuck, copulation / to copulate.

 

frick / fricking

A euphemism for fuck / fucking.

 

frig / frigging

A euphemism for fuck / fucking. The/that frigging word -> the word fuck.

QUOTE: 'Don't say frigging, Russ. If you have to use the F-word go for the gold.' Margaret Kramer (Lauren Bacall) to her husband Russell (Jack Lemmon) in My Fellow Americans (1998). Hence, frigger -> fucker.

 

FTA

Vietnam Vet acronym for Fuck The Army.

Variant: FTN -> Fuck The Navy.

 

FTL

Acronym for Fuck The Law.

 

FTW

Acronym for Fuck The World, a Hell's Angels slogan.

 

F.U. / FU

(1) Exclamation, Net and T-shirt shorthand for Fuck You! 'Put the FUÊback in FUN'

(2) Acronym for Fucked Up.

 

F-U2

Exclamation, Net and T-shirt shorthand for Fuck You Too!

 

FUB

Acronym for Fuck You Bitch.

 

FUBB

Acronym for Fucked Up Beyond Belief. A derivative of the more popular FUBAR.

 

FUBAB

Acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Belief. The next entry, FUBAR, is more common.

 

FUBAR

(1) Nonsexual acronym of military origin, now more widespread, for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.

QUOTE: Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) and Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone) in Tango and Cash (1989):

- Gabe: 'Did our experience of last night give you a brain meltdown? I don't know about you, but I have a slight aversion to FUBAR.'

- Ray: 'What's FUBAR?'

- Gabe: 'Fucked-up beyond all recognition.' Also mentioned in the movie Saving Private Ryan (1999)

 

(2) FUBAR BUNDY -> Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. Rarely heard.

 

FUBIO

WWII military acronym for Fuck You, Bob, It's Over.

 

FUBIS

WWII military acronym for Fuck You, Buddy, I'm Shipping Out.

 

FUBB

Nonsexual military acronym for Fucked Up Beyond Belief.

 

fuccant

Middle English and pseudo-Latin origin for the word fuck used in the pre-1500 poem Flen, flyys, and freris meaning fleas, flies, and friars, a satire of the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England. QUOTE: From Dictionary.com (www.dictionary.com): 'Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word, first recorded in English in the 15th century. Age has not dimmed its shock value, even though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in a poem entitled 'Flen flyys' written sometime before 1500, is in code, illustrating the unacceptability of the word even then. The poem, composed in a mixture of Latin and English, satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, with the title taken from the first words of the poem, 'Flen, flyys, and freris,' that is, 'fleas, flies, and friars.' The line that contains fuck reads 'Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.' The Latin words 'Non sunt in coeli, quia' mean 'they [the friars] are not in heaven, since. 'The code 'gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk' is easily broken by simply writing the preceding letter in the alphabet. As we decode, we must watch for differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now. For g write f; for x, v (used for u and v); d, c; b, a; o, n; v, t; xx, vv (which equals w); k, i; x, v; z, y; t, s; p, o; g, f; i, h; f, e; m, l; and for k, i. This yields 'fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli.' The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge]".'

 

fuck

fk / fuk-> In International Phonetic Alpabet (IPA) -> f^k -> In ASCII Fanetik alphabet.

 

AS A VERB:

(1) To have sexual intercourse with. The Campbridge International Dictionary of English adds: 'especially when considered to be only physical and without any emotional involvement'

(2) To victimize; to treat unfairly or harshly.

(3) To behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.

(4) To engage in promiscuous sex.

(5) An exclamation of surprise, disgust, disappointment.

(6) Used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust.

(7) To act wastefully or foolishly.

 

AS A NOUN:

(1) An act of sexual intercourse.

(2) A sexual partner.

(3) A despised or despicable person.

 

F.U.C.K. / FUCK

Acronym for:

(1) Fucked Up College Kids, an Internet website.

(2) Florida University (at) Cape Kennedy.

(3) The origin of the word FUCKÊis not an acronym (few acronyms predate the 20th C) but the following acronyms have been suggested for its etymology

(a) Fornication Under Consent of the King

(B) Fornication Under Charles the King

© Fornication Under Crown of the King

(d) Forbidden Under Charter of the King (on brothels closed by the Crown)

(e) For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

(f) Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

(g) File Under Carnal Knowledge (apparently for rape files at Scotland Yard)

 

fucka

Swedish verb meaning to strike/copulate; from the Norwegian fukka to the Middle Dutch foken / fokken, all of which are at the etymological origin of the word fuck.

all stolen from http://starmax.macsol.ca:2345/dict/FUCK/fff.htm

 

fuck a bearskin

To copulate with a young girl. Rare or obsolete.

 

fuckability

Sex appeal. USA, ca.1960s; from a contraction of fuck + ability.

 

fuckabilly

Most likely a contraction of fuck + hillbilly.

 

fuckable

(1) Catchable; haveable; in circulation; on the make; up for grabs. By extension, sexually available.

(2) Sexually desirable. From the Sex Net: Fuckable teens.

 

fuck about

(1) To act foolishly or annoyingly; to act the fool.

(2) To idle, to waste time, to mess about.

 

fuck a brisket

To masturbate the penis between female breasts.

 

fuck-a-buck

A cheap prostitute.

LIMERICK-1: Ca 1944: 'There was an old whore named McGee / Who was just the right sort for a spree / She said: "For a fuck / I charge half a buck / And I throw in the asshole for free".'

LIMERICK-2: Ca. 1943:Ê'There once was a floozie named Annie / Whose prices were cosy; but canny / A buck for a fuck / Fifty cents for a suck / And a dime for a feel of her fanny.'

 

fuckaby

'AÊcomplete round of coitus.' J.E. Schmidt in Lecher's Lexicon (1967)

 

fuck a day keeps the doctor away, a

Aussie catchphrase (ca. 1925) based on the proverbial: 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away'. Another Australian variant of the 1920s is: 'A shit a day keeps the doctor away.' Mae West in Go West, Young Man (1936) says:Ê'A thrill a day keeps the chills away.' And off-screen, she said: 'An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.'

 

fuckadelic

All-purpose, colorful adjective derived from the 1960s drug word psychedelic.

VARIANTS: pornadelic, shagadelic.

QUOTE-1: 'Jaime Martin [author of Sex Games] presents a fuckadelic collection of short stories guaranteed to arouse and delight...'

QUOTE-2: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Felicity Shagwell (Heather Graham) in Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): 'You're very shagadelic!' And in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997):Ê'You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!'

 

Fuckadilla

One of the four maids of honor in the erotic satire Sodom; or, The Quintessence of Debauchery authored by the frolicsome Earl of Rochester, John Wilmot, but published anonymously in 1684. The other characters or dramatis personae of the play include:ÊBolloxinion, King of Sodom (a pun on bollocks -> balls), Queen Cuntigratia (a pun on cunt + gratis), Prince Pricket (for prick), Princess Swivia (from the obsolete verb swive meaning to fuck), Buggeranthos, General of the Army, Prince Pockenello (an allusion to the pox, slang for the clap), Borastus, Buggermaster-General, Pine and Twely (the two Pimps of Honour), Fuckadilla, Officina, Cunticula and Clytoris (the four Maids of Honour), Flux (Physician to the King), Vertuoso, Merkin and Dildo-Maker (a merkin is a female pubic wig, a dildo is an artificial penis).

 

fuck-a-doo-da-day / fuckadoodaday

Jocular interjection possibly derived from the work song Zip-a-dee-doo-da / zip-a-dee-doo-da-day in Walt Disney's Cinderella movie or from Song of the South (Zippity Doo Da) sung in Blazing Saddles (1974)

 

Fuck-a-doodle-doo! / Fuckadoodledoo!

Hugh Grant in the movie Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994), a spin-off of Cock-a-Doodle-Do(o)!

 

Fuck-a-duck! / Fuck a duck!

(1) Whoopi Goldberg in the movie Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986).

(2) Meaningless exclamation of surprise or disbelief, disapproval or rejection.

(3) Go fuck a duck! -> A dismissal synonymous with Go to hell!

(4) Dismissive phrase of the 1970s: 'Wanna get high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.'

 

fuck-a-holic / fuckaholic

(1) Addicted to sex and copulation; obsessed with thoughts of sex.

(2) Indiscriminately promiscuous.

 

fuck a Jesuit

Of a female, to have sexual intercourse with a male virgin.

 

fuck-a-licious / fuckalicious

(1) Posted at Everything2 by juliet (Feb 15, 2000): 'Much smoother, and a bit funnier than, "Yeah, I'd do them". It's my new favorite adjective. It goes with my new pick-up line.. "You, plus me, fuck-a-licious!"'

(2) More succinctly defined elsewhere as: 'Mmmm... Ahhhhh!'

 

fuck-all

Often extended to: sweet fuck-all / sweet F.A.

Same as: bugger-all / damn-all / shit-all / sod-all -> to have none; nothing at all. 'I know fuck nothing when I know fuck-all.'

QUOTE-1: From XREFER (www.xrefer.com): Bennett, Alan (1934), English actor and playwright; Dinner at Noon (BBC television, (1988)):Ê'I don't want to give you the idea I'm trying to hide anything, or that anything unorthodox goes on between my wife and me. It doesn't. Nothing goes on at all... No foreplay. No afterplay. And fuck all in between.'

QUOTE-2: From XREFERÊ (www.xrefer.com): 'Curtiz, Michael (1888 - 1962) Hungarian-born US film director. Said during the filming of The Charge of the Light Brigade. Curtiz, who was not noted for his command of the English language, meant `riderless horses'. When people laughed at his order he became very angry, shouting, `You think I know fuck-nothing, when I know fuck-all!' David Niven used the remark as the title of his second volume of autobiography about his experiences in the film industry. Bring on the Empty Horses (David Niven), 1936.'

LIMERICK-1: Ca:1940: 'A mathematician named Hall / Had a hexahedronical ball / And the cube of its weight / Times his pecker, plus eight / Was four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck-all.'

LIMERICK-2:Ê'There once was a man from Bengal / Who had an hexageral ball / Its molecular weight is its prick times eight / Which is twice the square root of fuck-all.'

 

fuck all else / fuck-else

Nothing else.

 

Fuck all y'all

A farewell by Reese Witherspoon in Freeway (1996)

 

fuck and run guy

Or: fuck and run type, stereotypically, the one-time guy who, as soon as it's over, can't wait to get is pants on and climb out the window.

 

fuck and suck flick

A pornographic movie. Also known as: fuck film, fuck movie, skin flick, suck & fuck movie; suckum fuckum movies.

 

fuck anything (fill in the blanks)

Indiscriminately promiscuous.

QUOTE: 'I'll fuck anything that moves!' Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet (1986)

Variations on that theme:

(a) I/He/She'll fuck anything that walks (on two legs (that's breathing)).

(B) I/He'll fuck anything with a hole (as long as it's female and wet).

© I/He'll fuck anything that's got a hole. Or:Ê...anything with a hole in it.

(d) I/He/She'll fuck anything and anyone. Or: ...anything in a skirt.

(e) He'd fuck anything including a snake if someone held its head.

(f) I/He/She'll fuck anything that can't outrun (me/him/her).

(g) I/He'll fuck anything, the tighter the better.

(h) I/He'll fuck anything with breasts.

(i) I/He/She'll fuck anything that's alive. Or: ...anything that has a pulse.

(j) I/She/ll fuck anything with three legs.

(k) I/She'll fuck anything with male genitalia.

(l) He/She'll fuck anything for a price. Or:Ê...with a Platinum charge account.

 

fuck anything and everything, I/he/she'll

Said jokingly or contemptuously by/of someone regarded as a slut, either male or female.

 

fuck anything in trousers, she'll

Said disparagingly of a woman reputed to be indiscriminately promiscuous.

 

fuck anything on two legs, I/he/she'll

Said disparagingly of or to someone indiscriminately promiscuous.

 

fuck anything that moves, I/he/she'll

Said jokingly or contemptuously by/of someone regarded as a male or female slut, someone indiscriminately promiscuous.

QUOTE: 'I'll fuck anything that moves!' -> Dennis Hopper, as Frank, in Blue Velvet (1986).

Often misquoted as:ÊI'll fuck anything that walks.

A variant is: (s)he'll fuck anything that's (fe)male and moves.

A humorous variant is: I/he/she'll fuck anything that moves, so don't fidget (or:ÊOK, I won't fidget).

 

fuck anything with a crack

Promiscuous to excess; lecherous. From a naughty limerick found at About.com: Ca. 1945:Ê'An opera singer named Black / Would fuck anything with a crack / Sidewalks and board fences / Young goats and cheese blintzes / And the cheekiest man in his claque.' Reminescent of a line from a Spike Lee movie: 'I'm horny enough to fuck the crack of dawn.'

 

fuckard

'A cross between a fuck-wit and a dullard.' Roger Mellie in Roger's Profanisaurus (1998)

 

fuck-arm

The right arm as used by right-handed people to masturbate.

 

fuck around

(1) To idle about, to waste time.

(2) To engage in sexual promiscuity.

(3) To have extramarital affairs.

 

fuckaround

To give or get the fuckaround, to treat or be treated with contempt. A derivation of: to give or be given the run-around.

 

fuck arse

In Britain, a low term of contempt.

 

Fuck art, let's dance

T-shirt slogan of the 1970s; often rephrased: Fuck art, let's keep dancing / Fuck dance, lets art / Fuck art, lets rock / Fuck art, lets fart / Fuck art, lets kill! / Fuck Cisco, Let's dance! -> Posted at Everything2 (www.everything2.com) by Base8 (Nov 13 1999): 'This is the punchline to a joke we made up at our last LUG meeting. We were discussing the fact that it was the first and last year of the Cisco Networking Academy at our high school, because of the fact that they are requiring more non-interesting subjects, including Phy Ed. At that point, one of the guys there said, 'Fuck Cisco, Let's Dance!' and then started miming that stupid dance thing where you hit the poles against the floor.'

 

fuckasm

A purely physical, bone-jarring, earth-moving, climb-the-ceiling and scream orgasm... in technicolor.

Other derivatives of orgasm: (a) joygasm -> said by The Riddler (Jim Carrey) in Batman Forever (1995) when he's destroying Batman's cave; (B) wargasm -> a term associated with the slogan: Make love, not war, also the title of a novel by Ben Goertzel; the name of a heavy metal band from Brooklyn in the late 1980s (who changed their name from Executioner); the title of a song by the girls band L7.

 

fuck ass / fuckass

(1) Or: piece of ass, a person, more often a woman, regarded solely as a sex object or partner.

(2) Term of contempt for a despised or despicable person.

 

fuck-a-thon / fuckathon

A contraction of fuck + marathon for:

(1) A prolonged session of sexual intercourse.

(2) A sexual orgy.

 

fuckation

Sexual intercourse /-ing.

 

fuck at the altar

To engage in anal copulation doggy-style (from the rear). Rare or obsolete but worth reviving.

 

Fuckaty-fuck!

Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

 

fuckaus

According to Roger Mellie in Roger's (humorous) Profanisaurus (1998) this is the German word for Fuck Off!

 

Fuck-A-Vision / fuckavision

Live fucking on Internet paysites. 'Live Fuck Shows' / 'Live Sex Shows On Your Screen with Fuck-A-Vision'

 

fuck away

To waste time; to idle about.

 

fuck a wet blanket

To copulate a frigid woman. Rare or obsolete.

 

fuck a woodpile on the chance there's a snake in it, He'd

Said jokingly or discriminately of someone excessively promiscuous and lacking discrimination.

QUOTE-1: 'He'd fuck a woodpile on the chance there was a snake in it.' Joey Ziegler (Ed Binns) in Night Moves (1975).

QUOTE-2: Slurred and rephrased by the Lady in a cafŽ (Stacey Pickren) to Charlie (Jack Nicholson) in The Border (1982): 'You look like my husband. He'd suck a woodpile if he thought there was a snake in it.'

 

fuckbag

(1) Or: douche bag / dirtbag, term of contempt for an unpleasant, despised or despicable person.

(2) Or: boof bag / cum bag / horrorbag / slag bag / slime bag, an old and unattractive woman.

 

fuckball

A term of contempt, a rude insult. Dennis Farina in Get Shorty (1995): 'Fuck you, fuckball!'

 

fuck-beggar

C18-19th term for an impotent man with whom only beggar-women would have sex.

 

fuck book

A pornographic book or magazine.

 

fuck-boy / fuckboy

(1) Gaylese for: (a) An older man's young lover; a catamite. (B) A male homosexual prostitute.

(2) Or: punk / sweet kid, in prisons, jails, and reformatories, a male who is forced into the sexually receptive role.

 

fuck-brain / fuckbrain

Since the 1970s, a fool, an idiot, a simpleton.

 

fuck-brained

Said of someone:

(1) Mindlessly stupid.

(2) Lecherous; addicted to sex and copulation; obsessed with thoughts of sex.

 

fuck-buddy

Someone to have casual sex with on a regular basis.

QUOTE-1: 'My fuck-buddy moved to Chicago. Now, we have phone sex.' Miranda Hobbs (Cynthia Nixon) in Sex and the City (1998).

QUOTE-2: Posted at Everything2 (www.everything2.com) by Methrin (Nov 13, 1999): 'Friend with whom one is on extremely friendly terms. While an actual friendship can be involved, more likely is a relationship in which both parties agree to put up with each other for the sex.' A reply was posted by eclipse (Nov 13, 1999): 'A girlfriend/boyfriend can be considered a fuck buddy, but usually it means outside of a relationship.'

 

fuck bunny

A sexually active or promiscuous person, more often a woman; so called because s/he hops from bed to bed.

 

Fuckburg

An imaginary city. Found on the Internet (the word, not the city).

 

fuck buttock(s)

To engage in anal intercourse.

 

fuck by e-mail / fuck via e-mail

To engage in an exchange of erotic messages via e-mail or in a Net chat room.

 

fuck by the book / fuck legit

To engage in sexual intercourse in an orthodox fashion.

 

fuckchop

An idiot, a simpleton, a stupid person.

 

Fuck Congress!

Graffito punning USÊCongress with sexual congress.

 

fuck-crazy

Lecherous/nymphomaniac; addicted to sex and copulation.

 

fuck dry

To copulate a man until he has ejaculated his last drop.

 

fuckdust

General term of abuse. 20thC coinage, but rarely heard in the 1990s.

 

fuck ebony

To have sexual intercourse with a black person. Ebony fuck is a Sex Net term for a pix or pixes depicting interracial intercourse.

 

fucked

(1) Extremely weary; exhausted.

(2) Beaten; hurt.

(3) Victimized, deceived, defeated, cheated, tricked.

(4). Broken, ruined, finished, out of order.

(5) Sloshed, drunk.

(6) Psychologically off the plum.

(7) Doomed. QUOTE: George Carlin: 'We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.'

 

fucked by a German

Rhinestudded. From Bruce Rodgers' The Queens' Vernacular (1972)

 

fucked by the fickle finger of fate

Or: 4F(s) / four F(s) / FOUR F(s), down on one's luck; victimized by bad luck; cheated by fate. Ca. 1940; more rarely: fucked by the fickled finger of fate.

 

fucked duck

A person doomed to (die, be victimized, etc.).

 

fucked fore and aft

Said of a women experiencing simultaneous anal and vaginal penetration.

 

fucked in the car

To have been (undeservedly) victimized. Chiefly Canadian usage; ca.1950; rarely heard today.

 

fucked off

Describes someone as being dejected, miserable, furious, or annoyed. Synonyms: pissed off / ticked off.

 

fucked out

Exhausted physically, mentally, or sexually.

 

fucked over

(1) Taken advantage of; abused; hurt; victimized.

QUOTE: 'I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em.' Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in Scarface (1983).

 

(2) Or: hung over, suffering / recovering from an excess of alcohol or drugs.

 

fucked to boredom

Said of a cold, unresponsive person, usually a prostitute or a hustler; jaded.

 

fucked up

(1) Injured.

(2) High on drugs.

(3) Botched; ruined; broken.

(4) Confused, muddled, psychologically disturbed.

QUOTE-1: 'Love will make you do fucked up things.' From the movie Tootsie (1982).

QUOTE-2: 'If you used Freudian analysis on Freud, just how fucked up would he be?' Andrew Gill

 

fucked up and far from home

Ca.1930s:

(1) Seduced & abandoned; miserable; lonely.

(2) Or:Êfed up, fucked up... -> In the depths of despair / misery both physically and mentally.

 

fucked with no Vaseline

According to Jonathon Green in Cassell's Dictionary of Slang (1998): 'Phrase, 1990s, suffering extreme physical or emotional pain.'

 

fucked without getting kissed

Nonsexual expression meaning to have been (undeservedly) victimized.

QUOTE-1: 'Kiss me, pig! When I'm getting fucked I like to get kissed a lot.' Sonny (Al Pacino) to Detective Moretti (Charles Durning) who is trying to pull a fast one in Dog Day Afternoon (1975).

QUOTE-2: 'I usually get kissed before I get fucked.' Nick Conklin (Michael Douglas) to detective Masahiro Matsumoto (Ken Takakura) in Black Rain (1989)

 

fuckee

(1) The passive partner in vaginal or anal copulation; as opposed to fucker, the active partner.

(2) The victim of bad, unfair, or violent treatment.

 

fuck-else / fuck all else

Nothing else.

 

Fuck 'em all!

From the 1920s onward, a military exclamation of defiance and bravado.

 

Fuck 'em all bar/but six (and they can be the pallbearers)

Or: fuck them all but six and save them for pallbearers / fuck 'em all but eight..., a soldier's oath of defiance and hostility. Ca. 1920. 'Fuck 'em all but nine. Six for pallbearers, two to dress me up, and one for navigation.' Paul Gerald

 

Fuck 'em and leave 'em

The credo of lechers. See also: 4-Fer; 4-Fs.

 

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Catchphrase directed at the moral majority, at people who have no sense of humor (and want none), or at people who regard one's sense of humor as twisted, weird and nothing to laugh at.

QUOTE-1: 'Fuck them if they can't take a joke.' Sam (Tom Berenger) about being an ex-revolutionary turned millionnaire actor in The Big Chill (1983).

QUOTE-2: Vic Deakins (John Travolta) arming the nuclear weapon at the end of Broken Arrow (1995): 'Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!' Spoonerisms: Joke 'em if they can't fuck / Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. Also a pattern for variations: Fuck 'em if (fill in the blanks)

Examples from the Net: (a) Fuck 'em if they can't at least fake an interest in... (B) Fuck 'em if they're not in touch with their sexuality. © Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment. (d) Fuck 'em if they don't like us.

 

Fuckemos

The name of a punk rock band from Austin, TX. They are described on The Frank Kozik Resource Center (a website) as 'true masters of the absurd'.

 

fucken / fuckin' / fuck'n

Alternative spelling of the word fucking especially when used as an intensifier. See: fucking.

 

fucker

(1) A chap or fellow.

(2) A lover.

(3) The active partner in vaginal / anal copulation in distinction to fuckee, the receptive partner.

(4) The penis.

(5) A contemptible person.

QUOTE: James Joyce in Ulysses (1902): 'I'll wring the bastard fucker's bleeding blasted fucking windpipe!'

LIMERICK. Ca 1927: 'There was a young lady named White / Found herself in a terrible plight / A mucker named Tucker / Had struck her, the fucker / The bugger, the bastard, the shite!'

 

fucker soldiers

'From Pukka Soldiers, who were the men of the Regular Army and who had a poor opinion of Kitchener's Army.' Petch 1966.' From Eric Partridge. Dictionary of Slang & Unconventional English (1984).

 

fuckerware party

'A woman's party where sex toys are displayed or sold.' Tom Dalzell. The Slang of Sin (1998)

 

fuckery

(1) A brothel.

(2) An orgy.

(3) Treachery.

 

fuck eye, the

Or: fuck-me eyes, a flirtatious, sexually-charged look, glance, or stare.

 

fuck face / fuckface

In the movie Summer School (1987). A rude insult; an ugly or despicable person.

QUOTE-1: Jake (Duke Valenti), the bad guy, to Jimmy Dix (Damon Wayans) and his partner Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis) in The Last Boyscout (1991):

- Jake to Jimmy:Ê'Shut up, fuckface.'

- Joe:Ê'I'm fuckface. He's asshole.'

QUOTE-2:Ê 'It's too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckface-itis. They don't have a cure yet?' Anthony Soprano (James Gandolfini) in The Sopranos (1999)

 

fuckfaced

(1) Sloshed; intoxicated.

(2) Ugly. See also: fugly.

(3) Bleary eyed; half-awake.

 

fuck-face geek

In the movie A Sinful Life (1989). A rude insult.

 

fuck feast

(1) A merry feast of carnal... pleasures.

(2) Or:Êfuck-fest, an orgy; a group sex extravaganza.

 

fuck-fest / fuckfest

(1) A prolonged session of sex.

(2) Or: fuck feast, an orgy; a group sex extravaganza. From the WWW: 'Teen fuck fest; gay fuck fest.'

 

fuck fetish

Or: fetish fuck, on the Net refers to illustrated BDSM or 'weird' sexual activities. Examples: feet fuck fetish / fuck fetish galleries / black fuck fetish.

 

fuck film

A pornographic movie.

 

fuck finder

'The booklet entitled New Students, published by the College at the beginning of the academic year and containing the photographs and names of entering students; used to describe the booklet's perceived utility for upperclass and returning students.' From A DICTIONARY OF LOCAL [OBERLIN] USAGE compiled by the participants in English 339, Fall Semester, 1997 (www.oberlin.edu/~english/syllabi/fall97/339dictionary.html). The same people defined freshman fuckbook as: 'Slang term for New Students--a directory published by Oberlin College for the use of students, faculty, and staff.'

 

fuck-finger

A female masturbator.

 

fuck-fist

(1) Or: fuck one's fist / fuck the fist, of a male, to masturbate.

(2) A male masturbator.

 

fuck flaps

Or: piss flaps, vulgar slang for the labia majora and minora.

 

fuck-focused eroticism

Eroticism centering mainly or exclusively on penetrative male/female sexuality, known colloquially as hardcore sex.

QUOTE: Alyssa Jones (Joey Lauren Adams) and Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) in Chasing Amy (1997):

- Alyssa: 'For you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition, you inside some girl you do, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.'

- Banky: 'Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes.'

 

fuck for gravy

To copulate for money; hence to engage in prostitution.

 

Fuck for Peace Campaign

'In 1969 (...) John Lennon and Yoko Ono launched their Fuck for Peace Campaign, giving interviews while lying naked and entwined under sheets in a luxurious Montreal hotel bedroom.' John Heidenry, What Wild Ecstasy. The Rise and Fall of the Sexual Revolution (1997)

 

fuck freak / fuckfreak

Person obsessed with sex and copulation.

 

fuck-free

(1) Unmarried and unattached; a free soul. Possibly a rewording of fancy-free meaning without emotional or romantic commitments. Not to be confused with free-fucking meaning easily seduced.

(2) Devoid of the word fuck.

 

fuck-free and fancy-loose

Maritally and romantically unattached and out to have a good time. Possibly a rewording of footloose and fancy-free meaning without emotional or romantic commitments.

 

Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck

From the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (1999)

 

fuck fur

The pubic hair.

 

fuck-happy

Made permanently happy, dizzy, and/or silly from (a lot of) fucking.

QUOTE-1: Virginia Hill (Annette Bening) to Ben Siegel (Warren Beatty) in Bugsy (1991): 'The rest of the time you're just a good-looking, sweet-talking, charm-oozing, fuck-happy fellow with nothing to offer but some dialogue.'

QUOTE-2: Posted at Everything2 (www.everything2.com) by Pseudo-Intellectual (Nov 13, 1999):Ê'Like a boxer who is punch-happy, lovers are frequently fuck happy - that is, in a dazed and oblivious state due to their discovery (and recent indulgence) of perhaps the greatest distraction known to man.'

QUOTE-3: From the adult video Blue Jean Brat: '...with her looks, personality and her fuck happy ways'.

 

fuck-happy rabbit

A rude insult.

QUOTE: Julia (Geena Davis) referring to Kevin (Michael Keaton) in Speechless (1994): '... if he's a has-been, let's say, jumping from field to field like some fuck-happy rabbit carrying the inadequacies that come from inexperience...'

 

fuck handles

Or: love handles, bulges of excess fat on the waist of men and on the hips and thighs of women.

 

fuck hatch

Low vulgarism for vagina.

 

fuck-head / fuckhead

(1) In the movie Goodfellas (1990). A rude insult to an idiot, a stupid person.

(2) Term of abuse; a despised or despicable person; also a person regarded as inept or foolish.

 

fuck-headed / fuckheaded

Describes someone as being stupid, senseless, or stubborn.

 

fuck her while she's still hot

Or: fuck 'er while she's (still) hot. From the FUCKWITÊwebsite (www.fuckwit.tm/fuck.htm): 'Reputedly the gallery's response in blood and thunder melodramas, when the hero, wringing his hands at the fate of the (apparently) dead heroine, implored, t for a ride / He mucked up her fuck-hole / And fucked up her muck-hole /

 

 

 

all stolen from http://starmax.macsol.ca:2345/dict/FUCK/fff.htm

werd-

this means word, or i agree

 

:D

aliamanu boys style

 

shuam/sh,um..to have sex

 

shinobi..to go on a secret mission...

this will be so usefull.......

damn where the hell did this come from? i posted this about a month ago.

"what the fuck"????:confused:

Originally posted by regulator

"what the fuck"????:confused:

:lol:

That's ass-tacular!

(syn: breast-taking, cock-defying, ball-some, tit-alating, fur-riffic)

 

 

 

Prude

holy ass master batman

im saying this one to my girl tonight "I'M Fondue a la Fucking!"

wish i would have read it.

did anyone actually read any of that??????

jaquitued out=retarded

(named after a kid in class me + homegirls call jakey II. he's actually on 12ozprophet!!)

i glanced at the first couple lines, it made me feel like i'm in highschool. which i am.

Originally posted by serpent of the light

i glanced at the first couple lines, it made me feel like i'm in highschool. which i am.

 

ahahahaha

poop = shit or fecal matter

I don't ever want to read the F-word again.

 

But bump this thread!

....2002?

british people say fuck all

 

thats such a cool saying

they also say wanker...

 

not so cool.

You really need to throw a NO HOMO in this, at first glance I saw like 13 things related to butt sex.

they also say wanker...

 

not so cool.

 

they also say plonker

haha....whats a plonker?

 

...same thing as wanker?

plonker is your penis

 

but they use in an offhand manner

 

like

 

"quit pullin my plonker"

 

quit pullin my chain

 

you woofin

 

etc...

british people eat pieces of cheese with nothing else.

 

no crackers, bread, etc.

 

strange shit.

british people boil alot of their food

lol...quit pullin my plonker

 

 

that deserves a /no homo after it...

 

 

i knew this guy from britain....he called cigarettes fags...

 

first time i heard him say "i need to go smoke a fag"

 

i was all wtf?!

british people smell like mothballs and wool