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Kool Keith, the most incoherent rapper I've ever heard. I don't know why some cats label him a genius.

 

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Some of his ramblings that he calls "rap".

 

"Fuck master, prepare to face disaster as I pass ya

Movin Galactica with no capacity

You ain't got enough to buy a small soda in Johnny Rocket's, B

Posin with baldhead black girls with a Florida tan

tryin to act like you the man"

 

"Deserted, dishin in control, my formula's compact

Attack you on 72nd street, with X-ray vision

With geometrical arrangement

Dinosaur fossils that burn like gas on the pavement

Chapter X-V, invisible orchestrator

In the solar system, you can't see me

Photograph of the Earth look like a baseball

With samples of feces

from the Loch-Ness monster, but nobody believe me"

 

"I look at your audience and fanbase

Nuttin but a bunch of men tappin each other on the back again

Fools with backpacks tryin to show me they asscrack

Cigarette lighters blowin smoke on my Polo shirt

and you're bound to get hurt

With one leg, tryin to walk to work on the mic you rap hard

and overexert, Material Girls catch diarrhea

Won't make it to my concert

It don't have to be 4th of July for your rectum to see fireworks"

 

"Man you're ready for Kansas, up here I'm rollin

21 gears behind a lady drivin a Volkswagen, I can't stand this

Box weight, ox weight

I gotta be in Grand Rapids at a quarter to 8, not a quarter too late"

 

"Chemicals and usages, gastric juices-es

NASA's testing system can't stop the missile wisdom

Mysterious hydraulic overdrip Mars administer

General of the East, flyin over the wicked witch

Beyond alien height

I see through your planet with space light

Green men on the left, and one makin a right"

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kool keith is a rather intelligent mc...one of my favorites

 

its not really that fuckin hard to understand his lyrics..

 

damn lazy people have no patience..always wanting your prechewed lyrics so you can skip to the next track without thinking..

 

"you have no cadence" kool keith

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

most incoherent thing..?

 

 

its usually whenever i speak to my friends..

 

oh wait i got one. last week at a ministry concert..i said

 

 

"its fuckin hot i need to sit down cause this pit is getting stupid...motherfuckers are playing lets rush the only black guy here...cornfed fuckpits."

 

friend::"lets go up to the balcony"

 

moogle:: "fuck thati 'm goin back in to steal some wallets"

 

ten minutes later i'm outside sitting in an abondond yard with a shit load of hotel furniture strewn around pissing on a couch and hitting up bottoms of random chairs with a streak..

 

friend" what the fuck you missed half the show"

 

moogle:: i wanted to see the wonders of milwaulkee fucker"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

moral of the story...dont waste 60 buck on high priced beer that comes in mini plastic bottles

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(I've figured this one out, though.)

 

strike this match

and let loose the oven's breath

up the volume that

flirts with the UHF

 

swipe the magnet on the audio tape

these arsons of grand larceny

keep running...keep running in place

achilles tendon

severed from the race

 

quick to the throat

in this ink cartridge funeral

marble caps lock

zip code affiliate

you got a run on your pharmaceuticals

you better change it

before the night grows old

 

set the temperature on delete

keep running...keep running in place

let's hit the neighborhood today

 

you got a run on your pharmaceuticals

you better change it

before the night grows old

prescriptions filled

now cut your suit and tie cuticals

you cut your fingernails way too short

 

what if forensics finds the answers

what if they stole my fingerprints?

where did i leave my book of matches?

we'll find you...

we'll find you...

 

 

(It's a sci-fi murder/mystery movie written from the perspective of the author, a third-person narrative (audience member), and the main character switching in and out. All hail At The Drive-In.)

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?@Oct 19 2004, 03:53 PM

kool keith is a rather intelligent mc...one of my favorites

 

its not really that fuckin hard to understand his lyrics..

 

damn lazy people have no patience..always wanting your prechewed lyrics so you can skip to the next track without thinking..

 

"you have no cadence" kool keith

then help me understand exactly what monkey bitching is, and why you would do it to a ho's neck...

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