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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 2 blaazed, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    post the most incoherent thing you can come up with

  2. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
  3. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  4. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
  5. Casual T.

    Casual T. Member

    Joined: Sep 19, 2004 Messages: 269 Likes Received: 0
    Kool Keith, the most incoherent rapper I've ever heard. I don't know why some cats label him a genius.


    Some of his ramblings that he calls "rap".

    "Fuck master, prepare to face disaster as I pass ya
    Movin Galactica with no capacity
    You ain't got enough to buy a small soda in Johnny Rocket's, B
    Posin with baldhead black girls with a Florida tan
    tryin to act like you the man"

    "Deserted, dishin in control, my formula's compact
    Attack you on 72nd street, with X-ray vision
    With geometrical arrangement
    Dinosaur fossils that burn like gas on the pavement
    Chapter X-V, invisible orchestrator
    In the solar system, you can't see me
    Photograph of the Earth look like a baseball
    With samples of feces
    from the Loch-Ness monster, but nobody believe me"

    "I look at your audience and fanbase
    Nuttin but a bunch of men tappin each other on the back again
    Fools with backpacks tryin to show me they asscrack
    Cigarette lighters blowin smoke on my Polo shirt
    and you're bound to get hurt
    With one leg, tryin to walk to work on the mic you rap hard
    and overexert, Material Girls catch diarrhea
    Won't make it to my concert
    It don't have to be 4th of July for your rectum to see fireworks"

    "Man you're ready for Kansas, up here I'm rollin
    21 gears behind a lady drivin a Volkswagen, I can't stand this
    Box weight, ox weight
    I gotta be in Grand Rapids at a quarter to 8, not a quarter too late"

    "Chemicals and usages, gastric juices-es
    NASA's testing system can't stop the missile wisdom
    Mysterious hydraulic overdrip Mars administer
    General of the East, flyin over the wicked witch
    Beyond alien height
    I see through your planet with space light
    Green men on the left, and one makin a right"
  6. ThroughTheColdMoorsOfSvarttjern

    ThroughTheColdMoorsOfSvarttjern New Jack

    Joined: Oct 16, 2004 Messages: 24 Likes Received: 0
  7. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    ....those lyrics are fucking terrible.
  8. Wilt TA

    Wilt TA New Jack

    Joined: Jul 27, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    you guys must be "ill rappers"..pff check ultramagnetic...your faces are melted.
  9. Casual T.

    Casual T. Member

    Joined: Sep 19, 2004 Messages: 269 Likes Received: 0
    when he was on ultramagnetic the dude made sense. then he must've had some chaotic revelation in his life that made him lose it and get into that weird abstract shit.
  10. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    Kool Keith:
    "i'll monkey bitch your ho's neck"

    that line's off the Masters of Illusion album... i don't mind Kool Keith, but he is pretty incoherent.
  11. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 683
    as far as incoherent rappers, Tame is up there too.
  12. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    kool keith is a rather intelligent mc...one of my favorites

    its not really that fuckin hard to understand his lyrics..

    damn lazy people have no patience..always wanting your prechewed lyrics so you can skip to the next track without thinking..

    "you have no cadence" kool keith

    most incoherent thing..?

    its usually whenever i speak to my friends..

    oh wait i got one. last week at a ministry concert..i said

    "its fuckin hot i need to sit down cause this pit is getting stupid...motherfuckers are playing lets rush the only black guy here...cornfed fuckpits."

    friend::"lets go up to the balcony"

    moogle:: "fuck thati 'm goin back in to steal some wallets"

    ten minutes later i'm outside sitting in an abondond yard with a shit load of hotel furniture strewn around pissing on a couch and hitting up bottoms of random chairs with a streak..

    friend" what the fuck you missed half the show"

    moogle:: i wanted to see the wonders of milwaulkee fucker"

    moral of the story...dont waste 60 buck on high priced beer that comes in mini plastic bottles
  13. WrIot

    WrIot Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
  14. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    (I've figured this one out, though.)

    strike this match
    and let loose the oven's breath
    up the volume that
    flirts with the UHF

    swipe the magnet on the audio tape
    these arsons of grand larceny
    keep running...keep running in place
    achilles tendon
    severed from the race

    quick to the throat
    in this ink cartridge funeral
    marble caps lock
    zip code affiliate
    you got a run on your pharmaceuticals
    you better change it
    before the night grows old

    set the temperature on delete
    keep running...keep running in place
    let's hit the neighborhood today

    you got a run on your pharmaceuticals
    you better change it
    before the night grows old
    prescriptions filled
    now cut your suit and tie cuticals
    you cut your fingernails way too short

    what if forensics finds the answers
    what if they stole my fingerprints?
    where did i leave my book of matches?
    we'll find you...
    we'll find you...

    (It's a sci-fi murder/mystery movie written from the perspective of the author, a third-person narrative (audience member), and the main character switching in and out. All hail At The Drive-In.)
  15. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 683
    At The Drive In seems really incoherent, but their lyrics all mean things. They're just really confusing and and oddly worded.