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In the 4 years I have owned my comp..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Sevs210, May 16, 2002.

  1. Sevs210

    Sevs210 Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2001 Messages: 155 Likes Received: 0
    i have never once cleaned the keyboard... I can see piles of dust and dead skin underneath the keys... :p
  2. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    i am first again which contrary to popular belief does not mean i am worst , it does however mean that i am the best , which does not rhyme with second , but mecond does . as as you all know what mecond means , i wont bother explaining it to you , i will explain why the earth goes round though , it is bc there are giants that live in space , and for fun the spin rocks , our planet being one of them . much like how we spin thoe top things that spin for awhile and then fall over , occasionally knocking your pet mosquito to the floor , where your cat accidentally eats the poor bastard . then of course you go ape shit and kill the damn cat , figuratively not literally of course . or perhaps literally if you live in opressed china in which case i do not envy you because im gonna have atleast 3 or four thousand kids , not just one . so i can raise them up to be my own personal gestapo , if you are not sure what gestapo means , i would suggest researching the nazi invasion of europe during WWII , which is quite an interesting moment in our history , not as interesting as the invention of modern popcorn machines , but close enough to make you want to eat some popcorn, which you shouldnt do bc it can get stuck in your teeth and grow into semi sentient beings with laser eyesight , and they would proceed in shooting your friends in the eyes as an automatic response system every time you opened your mouth , which would obviously be fuckin cool , you could watch and laugh for hours , bc everytime you laugh you'd shoot someone , you'd be caught in a neverending loop , somewhat like perpetual motion machines , which may or may not be a new invention of mine i have locked in my garage . but i dont have a garage so i guess you solved the mystery of the ages , way to go sherlock , see you at the beach .
  3. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,350 Likes Received: 154

  4. go get that canned air, pull down your droors, pull down your skivvies, and spray the air on the space between your nutsack and your anus, for a good minute or two. it feels sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
  5. Sevs210

    Sevs210 Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2001 Messages: 155 Likes Received: 0
    Iam keep meaning to buy one of those air in the can things, but my mom thinks Iam gonna use it to get high or something.... Ya she is weird.
  6. NATO

    NATO Guest

    bah air in a can? paying for air bah. just hold your keyboard upside down and shake it. mine was full of crumbs hair and general shit.
  7. Sevs210

    Sevs210 Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2001 Messages: 155 Likes Received: 0
    Hmmmm not a bad idea..... not at all....
  8. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    before i got my new pc, i took apart the mouse and keyboard from the old one and i found pieces of flour tortialls in the keyboard and hair rolled up in the mouse...