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IM WAY FUCKIN COOLER THAN ANY OF YOU.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JoeyLawrence, Feb 5, 2002.

  1. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    alright... i just woke up and my hair is like a foot off my head. i wandered downstairs and put on Mark Farina SF sessions # 9 on the system and grabbed myself a glass of V8 splash. I stared at my bebe posters in awe of my coolness, and then wandered over to the computer where im typing this bullshit. anyways, when im done here i am going to walk back upstairs and take a shower using herbal essances shampoo, conditioner, abercrombie and fitch soap, and bodywash. then i will dress myself in a good fashion. today i will be sporting a pair of diesel jeans (33), a black bannana republic undershirt with a black anniversary tshirt over it with a dark grey cashmere brandini sweater. I will top that shit off with my blue northface jacket and grey newbalances. then i will walk to the bank, take out some money, go to jamba juice and get a smoothie, go to school and go to painting class, go to the gallery opening and drink wine, come home and paint and then i dont know what im gonna do after that. any suggestions?

    (not that i care what you simple minded pedestrians think)
     
  2. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    you could hang yourself with that grey cashmere brandini sweater
     
  3. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Gay people wear diesel jeans and bananna republic. But anywhoo, i know people that paint with me that wear shit like that, so theres no biggie...but i dont think your the coolest...that spongebob rookie is pretty fuckin dope...:rolleyes:
     
  4. RaiD

    RaiD Guest

    umm you could go out and write a bunch of graffiti and then go home a shoot yourself in your head cause your lost in a black hole of a life.:p have a nice day!:p
     
  5. NATO

    NATO Guest

    hang your head in shame for a few minutes. then die die die! :scramble:
     
  6. ?!?!

    ?!?! Guest

    no fucking way. banana republic and abercrombie. thats high class there buddy, i mean you cant just go to the mall to buy that stuff...
    oh wait you can. oh wait i have some as well.
    so i guess im cooler then you.
     
  7. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    the things you own end up owning you.
     
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    (nice one with the Mark Farina!)

    but seriously... you're a yuppie in training.
    If you're still a student, then all that's bullshit.

    are you and your boyfriend going to ikea later?
     
  9. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    my polo shampoo and body wash is better than yours. so is the armani sweater im wearing right now. and the versace socks. and the bananna republic khakis are cooler too. so is the screeching weasel cd im listening too. get at me sometime homie. hope your enjoying everything and you got that roomate situation worked out.
     
  10. The several hundreds of dollars I saved by not buying Armani sweaters and Versace socks are looking way cooler than any of you or your entire families.

    Especially since they have been more thoughtfully invested in liquor and other items of ill repute. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  11. lil'moco

    lil'moco Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2000 Messages: 143 Likes Received: 0
    hmmmm. I think I'm cooler than you, dude.
     
  12. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    Amen.
     
  13. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    put on a pink shirt and jog on the creek path

    i dunno.

    have a hot chocolate and kahlua and relax in the hot tub
     
  14. THE DEVIL!

    THE DEVIL! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2000 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    Why I'm not cool or, I lived on Market St.

    alright... i just woke up and my Balls were stuck to my inner thigh. i wandered downstairs and put on Slayer's 'Decade of Aggression' and grabbed myself a glass of cold day old coffee from the gone-unwashed-for-months pot. I stared at my filthy floor for 26 depressing minutes, and then wandered over to the computer where im typing this bullshit. anyways, when im done here i am going to walk back upstairs and take 4 valium and a nap. then i will dress myself, or whomever finds me lying where I fall in my pisspuddle will. today i will be sporting wood. I'm a black tshirt sweater. I promise that I will wipe that shit off with my roomate's blue northface jacket and grey newbalances. then i will walk to the bank, take out my penis, and expose myself to an elderly gentelman using the ATM machine, go to jamba juice and use their restroom to masturbate, go to school and withdraw because my loan has once again, defaulted, go to the gallery opening and cry in the restroom, because I drank too much wine and I'm very fragile. come home and give myself 7.4 reasons that I should not go out to paint and then i dont know what im gonna do after that. any suggestions?

    (not that i care what you simple minded pedestrians think, I lived on Market St.)
     
  15. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    i woke up about 12 hours ago. and its been a crappy. day i got one of those cankazours or whatever on my tongue and i bite it and it makes my eyes water. then i come home all tired. so im tired. bye
     
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