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I'm SO ready to kick yer ass

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by cocaine mustache, Mar 17, 2002.

  1. cocaine mustache

    cocaine mustache New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 37 Likes Received: 0
    happy saint patrick's day

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  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    Nice flicks.



    I'm NOT wearing green ladies.
    Kiss me I'm Mexican.....I mean Irish.
     
  3. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    i remember in elementary school theyd always be sayin 'why arent you wearing green??!?!?'...because i dont fucking want to!!

    fuck st. patricks day, in the ass none-the-less.
     
  4. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    i have a head cold, i cant sleep its 206 am, and im drinking whisky and coke, i had no idea it was st patties day until now, thanks for reminding me of the drunken irishman i really am.

    Kiss me im Irish!
     
  5. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19

    careful buddy! thats how rapes happen...:D
     
  6. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    *sigh* tell me about it
     
  7. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    the only good thing about st. patricks day, is that i have only 12 hours untill i turn 21
     
  8. cocaine mustache

    cocaine mustache New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 37 Likes Received: 0
  9. ~i~hear~voices~

    ~i~hear~voices~ New Jack

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    aye..me irish side is loving today...more drinking is in the books for tonight..its lovley weather to..sunny then rainny just like at home in ireland..i wish i was back home....for all those that try to pinch me u can kiss my arse!!
     
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    come back later and I'll be singing rebel songs

    There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me
    And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day
    We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew
    And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
    We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
    We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
    We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did need
    And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack


    Johnny McEldoo turned red, white and blue
    As a plate of irish stew he soon put out of sight
    He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for some more
    That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
    We ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
    But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level best
    For everthing we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
    It went down him like a shot and he still stood the test


    He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got scarred
    We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
    We told him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
    Twice as much again and more before he had his fill
    He nearly supped a trough full of broth says McGragh
    "He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
    When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
    He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire


    He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
    To finish the affair, called the shop man a liar
    The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did clout
    McEldoo he kicked about like an old football
    Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
    He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
    Mceldoo began to howl and to growl, by my soul
    Through an empty bowl at the shop keepers head
    It struck poor Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his chin
    An eruction did begin and we all fought and bled
    The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or five
    At us they made a dive for us all to march away
    We paid for all the mate that we ate, stood a trait
    And went home to ruminate on the spree that day
     
  11. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin New Jack

    Joined: Jun 3, 2001 Messages: 96 Likes Received: 0
    beer sounds gross..blech
    wassup with the st paddys day doja
     
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    Erin Go Bragh!

    with only 9 replies to this thread, I'm afraid there are no TRUE patriots on 12oz
     
  13. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    im irish, drinking beer, and just got done eating corn beef an cabbage.
     
  14. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
  15. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    im goin to my boys house, where most of the kids over their are irish an they have a half gallon of whiskey :D

    ill drink a few for you. good thing im irish or else i wouldnt be able to make it to work tomorrow after what im gonna do to myself tonight :)
     
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