MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 PART 1. BUTTERHEADS. YOU EVER FUCK A BUTTERHEAD? YOU KNOW...EVERYTHING LOOK GOOD, BUT'ER HEAD...I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT THE OTHER DAY AND DECIDED NOT TO CUZ MAN I'VE DONE IT BEFORE AND I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AFTER IM DONE WITH WITH A BUTTERFACE I START THINKIN TO MYSELF "WHY DID I FUCK THIS BROAD?" THEN I START FEELIN ALL GUILTY AND SHIT, ESPECIALLY IF SHE WANTS TO CUDDLE...NO!...FUCK OUTTA HERE...CUDDLE WITH THE PILLOW WHILE I LOCK MYSELF IN THE OTHER ROOM AND FALL ASLEEP. AND BITCH WHEN I WAKE UP YOU BETTER BE GHOST....PLEASE HUMOR ME WITH MORE BUTTERHEAD FLICKS AND STORIES. 100. PART 2. IM SO FLY!...NIGGAS START THREADS ABOUT ME! TO PVT. LEE GAY YEAH I AINT GOT A JOB, AT LEAST I AINT GET SO DESPERATE I JOINED THE MARINES. DICKHEAD...JUST CUZ YOU SAY "CHICAGO" IM SUPPOSED TO THINK YOU'RE A HARDROCK? NIGGA PLEASE. YOU'RE ON THE OUTSKIRTS....AND YOU LEARNED TO USE GUNS AT 12? SHOOTING DEER IN THE FOREST WHILE ASKING YOUR INBRED UNCLE "UNCLE CLETUS...WHYS I GOTTA ONLY WURR THESE HURR PINK PANNIES?" DOESN'T COUNT YOU HERB ASS. SO START 20 MORE THREADS ABOUT ME AND TRY TO "DEBUNK" ME...IM NO GENIUS BUT , AT LEAST IM SMART ENOUGH TO STAY OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST YOU HOMO...IM ABOUT TO GET ON SOME PRO-WAR SHIT JUST SO THEY'LL SEND YOUR FAGGOT ASS BACK TO THE DESERT TO GET MERKED. I BET ALL YOUR GANGSTER ASS HOMEBOYS BACK IN ILLANOYZ ARE GONNA POUR MAD 40'S OUT FOR YOU *SLAP* STUPID ASS TOY. THIS NIGGA IS STRAIGHT UP BUILDING A SCAFFOLD AROUND MY DICK AND BEGINNING CONSTRUCTION ON HIS NEW PENTHOUSE, THE LOBBY OF WHICH IS MY NUTSAC. COME OUT THE CLOSET ALREADY...KEEP RIDING MY DICK STAN, BUT REMEMBER...YOU JUMPED ON MY DICK. IM DOING ME. YOU ARE A FAN. YOU ARE DISMISSED PUSSY. M E R O E MLB. KEEP IT MOVIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 This right here, this is that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkonji Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 hehe mero's a funny guy :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 LOL. Great thread. And I don't know which Marine guy you're referring to but the part about the dick-riding was comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 there is this button directly to the left of the "a" button on your keyboard. press it, plz. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Apr 1 2005, 12:07 PM there is this button the left of the "a" button on your keyboard. press it, plz. :p Quoted post ok... SIKE! HAHAHAHA! M E R O E S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 damnit. april fools? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by Theodore Huxtable@Apr 1 2005, 12:07 PM And I don't know which Marine guy you're referring to but the part about the dick-riding was comedy. Quoted post MY SON BOBTHEDILDO. M E R O E BRUSHEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Apr 1 2005, 12:14 PM damnit. april fools? Quoted post YEZZIR! M E R ;) E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 BUILDING A SCAFFOLD AROUND MY DICK AND BEGINNING CONSTRUCTION ON HIS NEW PENTHOUSE, THE LOBBY OF WHICH IS MY NUTSAC. *applause* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 ^indeed. thats comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 WORD UP. I BE HAVIN TO SMACK NIGGAS KUFIS OFF FOR TALKIN ALL THAT RAHRAH. M E R O E...N S ASK ABOUT ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 looks like overwhelming popular opinion has driven bob back to the barracks. *more applause* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Apr 1 2005, 12:56 PM looks like overwhelming popular opinion has driven bob back to the barracks. *more applause* Quoted post IF BY "THE BARRACKS" YOU MEAN "THE GAY BAR" THEN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. -MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 HA FUCKIN HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 ayyo mero, whats up with that ghost stories album? i got ghost in the shell and have been banging it steadily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Channel Zero beef is a great substitute to Brickslayer beef..thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Butterfaces in my opinon seperate in two categories. The first one is the one you described good body, ugly face..and i completely feel you on that. The second is KILLER body, ugly face...now, if the face is atleast decent(meaning you're able to look at it for 10 secs straight) i'm all down for it. These girls have the following advantage, they know really deep down inside that all they have is a body, so they play the body like no other while flirting you and ofcourse while fuckin you. Have you ever fucked a so and so body girl with a beautifull face? They're all sweet this and sweet that, gimme a kiss, check my dimples and my sweet honest eyes and when it comes to sex they're so uncomfy with their body it becomes a fuckin nightmare, LIGHTS OFF, DONT TOUCH....it sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by dojafx@Apr 1 2005, 01:12 PM ayyo mero, whats up with that ghost stories album? i got ghost in the shell and have been banging it steadily Quoted post HIT ME ON AIM MY NIGGA I GOT YOU. MEROESSSS THESE NIGGAS LOOK LIKE ME SMELL LIKE ME ACT LIKE ME BUT THEY NOT ME SON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 There is a butterface who asked me out the other week. I'm gonna definitely take her up on that because her family gets free tickets to Red Sox vs. Blue Jay games and she has a boyfriend (which is a bit of a turn on for me). Anyway, she's got a cute little body and her face is a lot better than the one up there on top, but she's got a little bit of a lazy eye. A little bit of a lazy eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by Tesseract@Apr 1 2005, 01:24 PM Butterfaces in my opinon seperate in two categories. The first one is the one you described good body, ugly face..and i completely feel you on that. The second is KILLER body, ugly face...now, if the face is atleast decent(meaning you're able to look at it for 10 secs straight) i'm all down for it. These girls have the following advantage, they know really deep down inside that all they have is a body, so they play the body like no other while flirting you and ofcourse while fuckin you. Have you ever fucked a so and so body girl with a beautifull face? They're all sweet this and sweet that, gimme a kiss, check my dimples and my sweet honest eyes and when it comes to sex they're so uncomfy with their body it becomes a fuckin nightmare, LIGHTS OFF, DONT TOUCH....it sucks. Quoted post I FEEL YOU 100% MY NIGGA M E R O E S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Apr 1 2005, 01:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Apr 1 2005, 01:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dojafx@Apr 1 2005, 01:12 PM ayyo mero, whats up with that ghost stories album? i got ghost in the shell and have been banging it steadily Quoted post HIT ME ON AIM MY NIGGA I GOT YOU. MEROESSSS THESE NIGGAS LOOK LIKE ME SMELL LIKE ME ACT LIKE ME BUT THEY NOT ME SON. Quoted post [/b] is that the newest style joint? latest one i have is 'do you believe in ghosts' for a story, last time i fucked a butterface, niggas blazed me. now i when i do it, i keep it to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 the new c-murder is that blam blam. fuck all that other shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Apr 1 2005, 12:13 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Apr 1 2005, 12:13 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Apr 1 2005, 12:07 PM there is this button the left of the "a" button on your keyboard. press it, plz. :p Quoted post ok... SIKE! HAHAHAHA! M E R O E S Quoted post [/b] HAHA! That scaffold joke was funny as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I just read Tesseract's post. He is completely correct, and put it into English the way I never could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by destroya+Apr 1 2005, 01:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (destroya - Apr 1 2005, 01:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 1 2005, 01:28 PM <!--QuoteBegin-dojafx@Apr 1 2005, 01:12 PM ayyo mero, whats up with that ghost stories album? i got ghost in the shell and have been banging it steadily Quoted post HIT ME ON AIM MY NIGGA I GOT YOU. MEROESSSS THESE NIGGAS LOOK LIKE ME SMELL LIKE ME ACT LIKE ME BUT THEY NOT ME SON. Quoted post is that the newest style joint? latest one i have is 'do you believe in ghosts' for a story, last time i fucked a butterface, niggas blazed me. now i when i do it, i keep it to myself. Quoted post [/b] GHOST IN THE SHELL IS THE NEW JOINT, ONE BEFORE IT WAS GHOST STORIES. I GOT THAT "IRON SHEEK" BEST OF SHEEK LOUCH TOO. SHIT IS CRACK. M E R O E S MLBC TNV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 A LAZY EYE?!?!?! AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA YOU GUYS WILL FUCK ANYTHING! :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Apr 1 2005, 12:13 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Apr 1 2005, 12:13 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Apr 1 2005, 12:07 PM there is this button the left of the "a" button on your keyboard. press it, plz. :p Quoted post ok... SIKE! HAHAHAHA! M E R O E S Quoted post [/b] Yes. Best post. I hate Caps Lock, but Mero brings the Funk. So, his Caps Lock are fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Man, you dissed the fuck outta bobthebuilder. Dude musta burst into flames after reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 well, he already had flames shooting out of his asshole :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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