Pfffffffffft Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Okay, okay. I understand that a few of you manatees out there have "glandular" problems. For most of you, that gland is your mouth. But I'm curious.I want to hear some of your fat bastard sob stories as to why you can't put down a Ding-Dong and go to the gym or for at least a brisk walk. Winner gets an All-U-Eat pass from Pffffffft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Rubbish Can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEAK NIGGUH Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 one day you'll realize how stupid you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 struck a nerve?? lose weight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/imaslacker02/deezamn.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 i can put down a Ding-Dong and go to the gym or for at least a brisk walk, just let me finish eating eating these delicious Ding-Dongs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 DAMN THAT'S A HUGE CAMEL TOE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/CODE/Code_portrait2.jpg'> The spice expands consciousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 do you mean fat, like phat, or like FAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 *believe* pretty hot and tempting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 YEAH...FUCK FAT PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 BUT FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 my roomies family are all whales. shes kinda big but not nearly as bad as the other 5 kids haha. man, her whole fucking family is wacked out and insaine, the only thing they dont put off, is food. man. fuck that. lazy ass bitch. ill kill the next family member of hers to visit the apt. i swear i will..... bah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 My dad has a glandular problem. He could not eat anything all day and still gain weight. Im starting to get bigger too. The only really bad thing about getting fatter is it's harder to put your socks on and its always hot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet Rubbish Can. YEAH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 i belong to a gym and don't go, because i too, am fat and lazy. :( people need to stop being nice and start telling me that i've over-weight, so that i might motivate to stop shoving food in my mouth when im not hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheney Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 ya i used to be fat as hell then i was like wow look at the girls that like me their all fat and i started settling for fat bitchs then i was just like damn im sick of being fat so i signed up for the gym and started eating better and i lost a bunch of weight girls still give me no love but im workin on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 yeah its pretty annoying when i see fat people, is it really that hard to stop eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtab|e Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 http://www.studentbmj.com/back_issues/0203/news/images/fatso.jpg'> "Let's face it -- you're fat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« i belong to a gym and don't go, because i too, am fat and lazy. :( people need to stop being nice and start telling me that i've over-weight, so that i might motivate to stop shoving food in my mouth when im not hungry. HAHAHA, you're skinny, you posted a picture once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 FAT TAX! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra FAT TAX! this is a great point.. a certain airline, i forget which one is proposing a "rule" that might go in to effect that fat people will have to purchase 2 seats ... plus, if you buy xxxL shirts shouldnt you pay more because of the extra material??? i mean i wear a large and im getting charged the same price.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Gatorade is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT FAT TAXES WOULD CAUSE..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 They should tax people with more than 1 emoticon in their signatures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT FAT TAXES WOULD CAUSE..... yeah, less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 IM SAYIN THEM FAT BASTURDS WOULD PROBALLY PROTEST... SAY ITS DISCRIMINATING... 2 MUCH BULLSHIT.. I SAY JUST NUKE THE WHALES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Apparently you people didn't get the joke/reference... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra Apparently you people didn't get the joke/reference... nope, i might figure it out in a couple hours if you explain it to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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