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I'm listening to Nelly (translation: STAB MY FACE)


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So this is going to be one of those pointless threads that you guys like to do so fscking much.. so I'm sitting here wondering what I'm going to do tomorrow on my day off.. having a nice conversation with rubbish heap.. and just straight chillin' as the shitty music spins. See, I have nothing on this computer to listen to, save for the moans and groans of girls from the small amount of porn scattered about on this PC. Dialup doesn't help the situation either.

 

I think I've seen a big change in the way 12ozers act.. of course, I've been away for a while now and things change. I think a lot of the people I pay the most attention to have matured a lot. That's awesome. Speaking of awesome, I think it's great that makros has blessed us with his Q&A thread. And there has been a whole other bunch of funky threads about.. and now I'm trying to do my part and give my best to the citizens of 12oz. You guys call it "the ounce," but I don't dig that. I prefer "12izzy" or "12oz" or just "the 12." Just thought I'd point that out.

 

Sometimes (ok, this is going to start to sound like Tease's thread now) I think that I'm too nice to people, and they take advantage of that. It makes me think that I should be more of a dickhead towards others. But here's J saying "oh man I am so introverted lol" and now i'm talking about being an ass towards others.. well I'm getting better at not being introverted, but the people I do talk to sometimes I let take advantage of my nice guy attitude. OK, enough about that.

 

rubbish heap, hit me up on aim sometime: AlanWattsOner. Actually that goes for anyone who wants to have intelligent conversation, not just "hey how are ya, LOL, k later" type deals. I like talking, and since I've "cleaned house" and got rid of some unsavory people, I wouldn't mind talking to some new people. It's nice to know that there are other people out there who have fresh perspectives on things, not just Nelly-listening-to zombies who try to act all hardt. Funk that.

 

I'm still working on my goals and such.. we'll keep that to the other thread though. Just to let you know I'm going to bump the shit out of that thing until I get my stuff done. So don't complain to yerselfs, ya heard?

 

You know, It's funny how I type on here. In real life, I am all "proper english" motherfucker. On here, it's like "OMG who cares how I type?" I like to think I'm an educated person, lest you guys think otherwise.. but like I was saying to rubbish heap before, why worry about what people are thinking? I mean, I guess sometimes you have to worry about it (like at work, duh) but not really get too sucked into impressing people. It's all about moderation. MIDDLE PATH. Google that.

 

Alright, time for you to discuss now.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

i coined the term "the ounce". it stays.

 

 

that rant was verging on being emo. you kept it teetering there for a while, but managed to pull it off without sounding like a wuss. applause

 

You know ABC, you crack me up sometimes. OK I take that back.. you crack me up a lot. In return, I owe you something:

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Originally posted by j

Sometimes (ok, this is going to start to sound like Tease's thread now) I think that I'm too nice to people, and they take advantage of that. It makes me think that I should be more of a dickhead towards others. But here's J saying "oh man I am so introverted lol" and now i'm talking about being an ass towards others.. well I'm getting better at not being introverted, but the people I do talk to sometimes I let take advantage of my nice guy attitude. OK, enough about that.

 

 

feel youre pain on this one. "nice guys finish last" riiiiiiiiiight, story of my life.

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This is what I'm listening to..

 

U SE TEH MAGAZIENS AND

ME ON UR TV SCRENS U THINK U KNOW MA BUT U RILLY DONT U DONT 3VEN KNOW)

BUT I IMM FELIN GOD ABOUT MYS3LF SO I I SPLURGE A LIL U SE TEH MONEY TEH CARS AND DIMONDS AND U THINK IT MAEK MA BUT IT RILLY DONT (IT RILLY RILLY DONT)

BUT I IMM FELIN GOD ABOUT MYSELF SO I I SPLURG3 A LIL H3L

 

I THINK TEH TIEM HAS COMA FOR ME 2 HAEV SOM3 FUN

IMM BOUT 2 PEL BAK TEH 2P ON YAL AND L3T IN DA WTF I DONE DONA MAH MMMAS ONLY SON

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IF THEY ATRACTED 2 NALY THEN WHO LIEK CORNAL HAYN3S

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IM PUTNG MIELAEG ON 20 INCHAS AND 23S

IM FLIPIN OUT MAH K3YS IMM FLIPIN DOWN DA SCRENS

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Re: Re: I'm listening to Nelly (translation: STAB MY FACE)

 

Originally posted by $360

feel youre pain on this one. "nice guys finish last" riiiiiiiiiight, story of my life.

 

Yeah, I'm not really coming up with any good solutions for that problem.

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Originally posted by j

You know ABC, you crack me up sometimes. OK I take that back.. you crack me up a lot. In return, I owe you something:

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that image just won't load for me. i can, however, see that it's a trophy and i thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

as for the "nice guys finish last" dilemma, i have come up with a solution (as i used to be one of these losers too in my younger days) that actually works. the trick is to be a non-chalant asshole. seriously. just do, say, think, act however the fuck you want. dudes will give you high fives in the skreet and girls will beg to suck your dick. for real.

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That's swell advice, sir. I'll have to break my old habits down and try it someday.

 

And the reason why I posted those lyrics is because now looking at them, I realize how fucking rediculous they are. As I'd imagine Makros would say, "worthless."

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The phrase "nice guys finish last" is not true at all. It only applies when you mess around with young girls that don't know what they want. I should know because I was one of them. The sweetest, most thoughtful boy is the one (and the only one) I still love and think about at night...

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Re: Re: Re: I'm listening to Nelly (translation: STAB MY FACE)

 

Originally posted by j

Yeah, I'm not really coming up with any good solutions for that problem.

 

<span style='color:black'>After you tell people "no" like 3 times in a row, you start to find out who is just using you and who are your real people. Give it a try to random people. Dont be a dick head about it, though. You'll be suprised. There is nothing wrong with being a nice guy to people that respect you or are cool with you.</span>

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Yeah, I have been surprised at the number of people I know who I thought would respect me but instead go the other way. Seems like everyone is in it for themselves only. It sucks.

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Originally posted by j

Sometimes (ok, this is going to start to sound like Tease's thread now) I think that I'm too nice to people, and they take advantage of that. It makes me think that I should be more of a dickhead towards others. But here's J saying "oh man I am so introverted lol" and now i'm talking about being an ass towards others.. well I'm getting better at not being introverted, but the people I do talk to sometimes I let take advantage of my nice guy attitude. OK, enough about that.

 

i used to be like this too...its understandable. people would just walk all over me just because "c******* is nice and she wont get offended." but things changed and i got fucked over...not once....three times. that taught me how to "man up" (per say). i do however regret not being fucked over earlier in my days, i would have been made stronger.

 

those three times really shaped who i am. you just get to the point in your life where you have to take your life into your own hands. no longer people should make any assumtions about you, you just go right ahead and tell them how you are. speak your mind. it also helps if you have a big voice. i am small, but man. my voice is big. big enough so that people can hear me.

 

its too bad nice guys get stepped on. but thats how it goes.

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Originally posted by j

Sooo..... I'm sitting here with a cold Yuengling Black & Tan and munching on some pretzels.. what is everyone else doing?

 

so last night/this morning a friend from the east coast suggested that we try yuengling....we dont have it here in the wesssssssside.

 

i am sitting here. just woke up and its about 4:37pm. i am watching nightmare before christmas. about to go order some chinese food and have some alone time.

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Originally posted by Devilush

so last night/this morning a friend from the east coast suggested that we try yuengling....we dont have it here in the wesssssssside.

 

Sorry to hear that.. it's my personal favorite. Just sitting here pre-gaming. Tried getting my old cd player into my new car but failed.. I'll have to look over the wiring tomorrow.

 

All the chinese food places around here are lousy. Bleh.

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i've read your threads j and i applaud you for getting rid of that girl(golf clap). im in some what of the same situation, but dont have the balls to just let go. i dont know whether its that i love her, or that im just used to her and dont want to be alone.meh...

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