Guest postaholic Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 whats up fuckers... thats right, you read right, im in love :D ahahahahahaha man yall just dont know... little background, we had this group assignment in my intro to communications class right, and so i meet up with some of the group members and it turned out that only girls showed up, so it was teaser, thats me, and these three cool ass chicks. so im feeling good as fuck right, when i notice this one black chick in my group brought this other fine ass mexican chick friend of hers along to our group disussion since she couldnt find her group... (for the slow people that means she is also in my class) so im like fuck yea, this girl was mad cute, pretty face, gorgeous smile, cute personality/attitude, sweet laugh, and dont even get me started on tha body.. thighs are thick, proper ass, and titties to complete the package... girl is bangin!!!! so like that was last weekend right, and we were having a party at our apartment this past friday right, so i was planning on asking tha black chick and my mexican mami to come through right... so anyways i was kinda nervous about asking them but i was leading up to it with conversations right, and so then i didnt get around to it before class let out... so after class i was gonna let them know about it but they power stepped up outta class and i lost umm... wel actualy the mexican girl wasnt there on friday it was just crystal tha black chick. and so i called up crystal right after class and let her know we were throwing a little get together and we would be drinking and shit like that... and at tha end of the message i asked her about her friend, the mexican chick and what was up with her... :king: however they never got back to me on the phone, and they didnt make it to tha party either, so i was like fuck maybe crystal didnt get tha message or wasnt feeling me. :o ahahahahhahaa alright so that was friday all that shit went down right, and today, that being monday, we had class again right. so im up in there chillin, and crystal and christina (the mexican one) walked in and crystal touches me on my shoulder and says: "teaser, i got your message and im sorry we couldnt make it but i was sick the whole weekend..." and then sat down next to me and then christina followed and sat down next to her. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, my baby girl was looking good as fuck! im talking on some dressed to kill type shit :love2: looked all business woman like but sexy as fuck at tha same time.. and you know i had to pull out tha pimp gear, i knew going into this shit it was on, ahahahahahaha so i busted out this southpole collar shirt and these fat ass jean shorts that tha ladies love taking off when we gettin' freaky, along with some clean ass reeboks and some low cut socks :D hahahahahahaha so anyways, i was nervous, and crystal was hella sweating me question wise, and i was slippin' at first, but i was like fuck it calm down, and whatever, cuz christina was asking me some questions an shit to right, stupid shit... just to be talking to me, i know she is feeling me and i love that shit. i love when you can tell when a girl is feeling you. and girls are so predictable when they got like a girlfriend to help them 'run game' you know what im talking about, like they write little notes back and forth and giggle alot, and all that other shit they be doing when they feeling a guy, and since that class is a media class we have this high tech fucking room we're in, and then they got cameras on us and they are recording the class, so i was peeping ole girl in tha cameras and she was looking at me alot, and i kept smiling and looking back at her to. :love: sigh, im over joyed right now... im not gonna sweat this to much, cuz here is tha kicker, she is about to be 22 and im only about to be 21. sometimes girls hate that, but then again she is hella playful and whatnot so maybe she'll be feeling me. but we'll see... :love2: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 play on player first.........booya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 clap..............clap..............clap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Let me get this straight......people actually call you teaser??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 If there is one thing that i have learned over the school year.. Dont do group members...they carry disease.. Well fuck, thats basically everyone in school...but still, you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Let me get this straight......people actually call you teaser??? haha tattoo'ed straight on him http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/miniport/A10628/high/tease.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 hahaha pimp gear? southpole? fat jean shorts? hahah you remind me of that dude from "can't hardly wait" http://movieweb.com/movie/canthardlywait/co6.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 girls. girls. girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Ronnie Dobbs haha tattoo'ed straight on him http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/miniport/A10628/high/tease.jpg'> dawg, u need a cover up, thats the worst tattoo ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Let me get this straight......people actually call you teaser??? do you say your real name on here? well billy? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano dawg, u need a cover up, thats the worst tattoo ever! you deserve a dick thump on your forehead if you believe i have that anywhere on my body... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Let me get this straight......people actually call you teaser??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Duuuude, you're just horny. Just fuck her now and get over it. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by seppuku hahaha pimp gear? southpole? fat jean shorts? hahah you remind me of that dude from "can't hardly wait" http://movieweb.com/movie/canthardlywait/co6.jpg'> strangely (or not....) i can see that being teaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by postaholic do you say your real name on here? well billy? Well it's a little late now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cAzer Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden clap..............clap..............clap. maybe he'll get the clap..... (and this is chozer using cazes screen name.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 wait a minute... your kicking it to girls who write notes back and forth? you sure they're 22 and not 13? you are hurtin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 A first girlfriend is exciting for everyone, but settle down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by non-hetero A first girlfriend is exciting for everyone, but settle down. hahaha who said anything about getting her as my girl? ;) ahahahahah naw just kidding... she is fine though... :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton wait a minute... your kicking it to girls who write notes back and forth? you sure they're 22 and not 13? you are hurtin... jigga please... you wish you could get tha girl im about to... please believe it:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by postaholic jigga please... you wish you could get tha girl im about to... please believe it:D please believe i've been with the same girl for one year and a half... I don't think so, she probably has a nasty latina moustache. and she still acts like a 13 year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano dawg, u need a cover up, thats the worst tattoo ever! fucking seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Greedy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Watch out for those mexican chicks. once you start fuckin' one of 3 things will happen. 1: They'll plump up like a ripe tomato. 2: They'll get pregnant cause there ultra fertile. 3: They'll get super fine and you'll get wooped. Seen it happen to all tomany homies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Yay!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Greedy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro I still haven't forgotten, tease, I had hoped you would have too... http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg'> that is the most repulsive thing i'v ever seen. his shit must just fall out of his ass. Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 That's pretty gross Swizel, why'd you save that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Wow that's pretty fuckin disgusting... even in hell I have never seen anything more turning to the stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 GOD DAMN YOU MAMMERO YOU FUCKING SLUT YOU!!! i edited mine, edit yours... dont be a dick head and ruin my thread you piece of shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Teaser wheres the punchline???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 pssssh. they write little notes back and forth and giggle alot?! Are you sure youre outa highschool with that childish BO'Shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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