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I'm gonna be a groomsman tomorrow


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if you really don't think they should be getting married, or just have your reservations, it's hard to be in the wedding. i turned down a groomsman position for my friends fiance, cause i just couldnt get all with it. went to the wedding though. i had 21 long island ice teas / whiskey sours.

 

the night was...spinny

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Marriage is like being in jail but you aren't locked up behind bars,more like,after awhile,you find yourself bumming out drinking with the locals behind a local bar.....

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I went to a wedding this past weekend.

Fired on one of the brides maids.

finessed my way in to the post party at the brides parents house.

the brides dad brought out an iced bottle of this:

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did too many shots with the brides maid.

everyone started dropping like flies and pretty soon we were alone.

she wanted to go for a walk...ok.

made out with her in the neighbors yard.

got her topless in another neighbors yard.

one of her contacts popped out so we had to go back to the house.

got her naked and went down on her in the living room.

great fucking weekend.

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