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yeah, im 21, shes 23...shes all going to graduate school while i sit here doing my time doing what i must do. ha. its funny though, we walk down the mean streets of dc together while she talks of politics and global problems...im 30 feet back looking at tags on a dumpster. hahaha. shes glorious though. youre all invited to the massive house parties that she doesnt know of that are going to happen. we got a nice place lined up too, im pretty stoked...im kinda nervous too....no more whoring around for me i guess, sorry ladies.

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Originally posted by !@#$%

on the internet

 

yaaaaaa....

i've figured out lately.

 

whenever people say

"you'll never guess where i met them.."

or

"you'll never believe this but..."

 

they're about to say they fell in love with someone they met online.

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its crazy business, i know but hey, you only live once yknow? and no...were getting a courthouse wedding, waiting a year and then going back up home to have a bigger ceremony and shit so by then everyone will be there and all whatever whatever. anyways, the elvis wedding woulda been super dope but she nayyed that one. :(

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way to go, but you better be in it for the long run....and the internet thing...im all down for that, i met a chick on there when i was 11 years old she was 11 years old, now im an old man and i still talk to her and am planning on moving in with her soon and marrying her ass later on down the road. i shared one of the best moments of my life with her........it took place on the mean streets of d.c. also. (even though dc isnt all that mean).

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Hey congrats... I don't think I know you but I would come to your wedding as long as I don't have to dress up. I don't have any dress clothes since I'm a blue collar grunt from michigan.... Actually I have my class A and class B uniforms but I don't particulary dig getting into those fuddyduds. Actually maybe I would do it but that would require dry cleaning and pressing and all that jazz I am not immediatly prepared to deal with.

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i legally qualified for divorce after being domestically married for seven years.

she aint got legal nothing on me except the $450 gucci glasses she wears that she paid forty bucks for on my insurance.

 

i however owe thousands upon thousands and miss her dearly because i love her.

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

yeah, im 21, shes 23...shes all going to graduate school while i sit here doing my time doing what i must do. ha. its funny though, we walk down the mean streets of dc together while she talks of politics and global problems...im 30 feet back looking at tags on a dumpster. hahaha. shes glorious though. youre all invited to the massive house parties that she doesnt know of that are going to happen. we got a nice place lined up too, im pretty stoked...im kinda nervous too....no more whoring around for me i guess, sorry ladies.

 

does this give anyone else here hope? anytime i meet a girl remotely intelligent i figure she dosnt have much intrest in some random kid who spends most of his time in a freight yard.

 

congrads man, if i was in dc is crash.

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