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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fermentor666, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Ok, so I'm a big giant loser and made a posting on Craigslist on a Saturday night because I had nowhere to go, nothing to do except for laundry, and everyone was either staying inside or at work, and I think it was snowing.

    Anyways, I posted my IM and told people I was bored and to message me, obviously I kept my expectations low. So I got a couple of BS IM's, one cool e-mail, and that's about it. One girl IM'd me from New Hampshire and said a couple of things then dissapeared. Two days ago, I was bored and IM'd her again, and we wound up chatting for about an hour. It was interesting until she started talking about how much she drinks and gets fucked up and I began to realize she was a typical townie. That's cool, I thought, maybe she's still hot. Then she sent me her photographs.

    Now I'm not a shallow person, but there are certain limits to what attracts me in a woman. She crossed those limits not only with the subject of conversation but these nasty pictures (plus a couple I didn't save):



    Yeah, not very attractive. So I told her I was going to bed and played Half-Life and stayed off AIM for a day hoping she'd forget about me. Now I wouldn't just make a thread about an ugly chick, but when you add this conversation we just had today, I had to make one. I was laughing pretty hard during this and pasting it to a couple of people for giggles, but I'm not the type of person who will fuck with someone terribly when they are not just some random douche (we did have a lengthy conversation the other day, after all), instead I'm the type of person who will make a thread about it.

    I changed her name because despite the sleaze factor of this person who is obviously a fat go-to slut, if this is all true, I don't want you assholes messaging her and ruining her life. Ignorance is bliss after all, even if you are HIV positive.

    Fatness(9:35:23 PM): hey i forgot your name.

    Fatness(9:35:23 PM): :-(

    yagieo (9:35:56 PM): lol
    yagieo (9:35:59 PM): begins with a *

    Fatness(9:36:07 PM): ******

    yagieo (9:36:12 PM): a-yup

    Fatness(9:36:13 PM): how could i forget
    Fatness(9:36:19 PM): thats bad:-(
    Fatness(9:36:25 PM): i love that name too

    yagieo (9:36:38 PM): you were saying

    Fatness(9:36:57 PM): how are you?

    yagieo (9:37:14 PM): i'm doin alright, played a clan match in half-life, thinking about dinner
    yagieo (9:37:21 PM): what's up with you

    Fatness(9:37:30 PM): wtf is a clan match?
    Fatness(9:37:35 PM): haha

    yagieo (9:37:37 PM): it's teamplay
    yagieo (9:37:40 PM): clans are teams

    Fatness(9:37:43 PM): everything and nothing all at once

    yagieo (9:37:46 PM): 2 teams face off, usually 20 minutes
    yagieo (9:37:55 PM): 4v4 usually

    Fatness(9:37:59 PM): i see

    yagieo (9:38:07 PM): yeah it's fun, makes the game a lot more competitive

    Fatness(9:38:32 PM): your icon is not a clan right?

    yagieo (9:40:26 PM): nah

    Fatness(9:40:54 PM): do you have any stds?

    yagieo (9:41:06 PM): lol no, why?

    Fatness(9:41:22 PM): are you still a virgin?

    yagieo (9:41:43 PM): nope

    Fatness(9:42:55 PM): because i am freaking out :-( someone i was involved with a few months ago called me sunday and said hes hiv and he doesnt know where/when he got it

    yagieo (9:43:08 PM): whoa
    yagieo (9:43:13 PM): have you slept with him?

    Fatness(9:43:35 PM): yeah
    Fatness(9:43:38 PM): twice
    Fatness(9:43:41 PM): but still
    Fatness(9:43:51 PM): protected and stuff
    Fatness(9:43:55 PM): of course

    yagieo (9:44:05 PM): yeah you should get tested just in case though

    Fatness(9:44:55 PM): i always do regularly... but my next appt is in april... i've always been neg

    yagieo (9:45:28 PM): yeah, maybe you should push it up, i mean protection helps a lot but it's better to be safe

    Fatness(9:46:43 PM): yeah....i have herpes and hpv (i know, a walking std... when i was clean i hated types like me too) so i think i could deal if i was... its not a complete death sentence like it used to be

    yagieo (9:47:30 PM): what's hpv?

    Fatness(9:47:36 PM): warts

    yagieo (9:47:41 PM): oh

    Fatness(9:47:43 PM): i'm ugly.
    Fatness(9:47:49 PM): a witch
    Fatness(9:48:00 PM): w/them in my genitals instead of on my nose

    yagieo (9:48:08 PM): :/

    Fatness(9:48:13 PM): at least everyone can think i'm cute before they talk to me!:)
    Fatness(9:49:22 PM): its ok, i've had herpes for 3.5 years and i just noticed the warts like 2 weeks ago but i dunno how long they've been there*... i've done a fair amount of sleeping around in m day
    Fatness(9:49:44 PM): you get what you deserve i guess... the world is a dnagerous place

    (Editor's note:* Probably because you couldn't see over your fat!)

    yagieo (9:50:33 PM): yeah it sure is

    Fatness(9:51:00 PM): is your number of partners more than your age?

    yagieo (9:51:05 PM): no
    yagieo (9:51:08 PM): i don't sleep around

    Fatness(9:51:14 PM): thats a good idea:)
    Fatness(9:52:08 PM): i was one of those kids raised really strictly that went nuts as soon as they could

    yagieo (9:52:39 PM): ah
    yagieo (9:53:01 PM): well modern science can cure lots of things
    yagieo (9:53:10 PM): and you know, they're always working on cures

    Fatness(9:54:42 PM): lol i'm not worried
    Fatness(9:54:54 PM): i'm in the love stage now. not the sex stage

    yagieo (9:55:10 PM): yeah
    yagieo (9:55:22 PM): you know they have special websites for people who have herpes where they can meet other people that have herpes
    yagieo (9:56:04 PM): so why are you telling me all this, if you don't mind my asking, seems a little personal

    Fatness(9:57:33 PM): because you were the only person on my buddy list not away at the time.

    yagieo (9:57:58 PM): ah

    Fatness(9:58:02 PM): sorry

    yagieo (9:58:07 PM): no it's ok
    yagieo (9:58:16 PM): i guess you gotta tell someone eh

    Fatness(9:58:18 PM): i am personal person
    Fatness(9:58:23 PM): i am so freaked out

    yagieo (9:58:50 PM): best thing you can do is go get tested, it'll put you at ease
    yagieo (9:59:05 PM): plus if you actually have hiv then the sooner you start treatement the better

    Fatness(9:59:24 PM): lol yeah i know.

    yagieo (10:02:27 PM): that shit is no joke

    Fatness(10:03:09 PM): i am gonna look into it tomorrow but i know i wont die overnight

    yagieo (10:03:21 PM): not from hiv you won't

    Fatness(10:03:59 PM): not from anything else i have either
    Fatness(10:04:11 PM): maybe my brain is rotting away from syphillis?
    Fatness(10:04:21 PM): but i'm sure i would have noticed by now;-)

    yagieo (10:04:40 PM): maybe a meteor will crash land on your house, you never know

    Fatness(10:05:07 PM): o darn
    Fatness(10:05:12 PM): i'll miss ya:)
    Fatness(10:05:19 PM): i hope i had a good life:)
    Fatness(10:05:32 PM): have you ever read the 5 people you meet in heaven?

    yagieo (10:05:38 PM): i might have
    yagieo (10:11:04 PM): i don't remember
    Fatnessis idle at 10:39:00 PM.


    So, hilariously disturbing truth or bullshit? You be the judge!
  2. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
    holy christ..what a beast.
  3. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    ''yagieo (9:55:22 PM): you know they have special websites for people who have herpes where they can meet other people that have herpes''

  4. Hoblow

    Hoblow Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2003 Messages: 1,618 Likes Received: 12
  5. KYU

    KYU Member

    Joined: Feb 20, 2004 Messages: 437 Likes Received: 0
    sucks for her
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    why am i not suprised that she is a walking after school special?
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    at least he wasn't an ass about things and changed her name
  8. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0

    ive been sleeping around lately.

    damn, that shit was brutal to read. bleh.
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Great thread. I bet she's not lying, either.
  10. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
  11. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 313
    thats terrible but she said it best "you deserve what you get"
  12. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    It is kind of ass-ish of me to post this, but the things this girl was saying about getting drunk and smoking pot and guys hitting on her the other night after I wasted 45 minutes talking to her makes me not care as much. Plus it's kind of like a public service announcement, fat chicks can get STDs, too.
  13. Chiral

    Chiral New Jack

    Joined: Dec 2, 2003 Messages: 30 Likes Received: 0
    Funny. Im glad she decides to tell people that she doesnt know what her problems are. that gross and i agree with Hoblow, fucking attention whore.
  14. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    oh my god that girl is hurt. staring at her picture actually freaks me out.
  15. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18

    Titz, plz.