fermentor666 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ok, so I'm a big giant loser and made a posting on Craigslist on a Saturday night because I had nowhere to go, nothing to do except for laundry, and everyone was either staying inside or at work, and I think it was snowing. Anyways, I posted my IM and told people I was bored and to message me, obviously I kept my expectations low. So I got a couple of BS IM's, one cool e-mail, and that's about it. One girl IM'd me from New Hampshire and said a couple of things then dissapeared. Two days ago, I was bored and IM'd her again, and we wound up chatting for about an hour. It was interesting until she started talking about how much she drinks and gets fucked up and I began to realize she was a typical townie. That's cool, I thought, maybe she's still hot. Then she sent me her photographs. Now I'm not a shallow person, but there are certain limits to what attracts me in a woman. She crossed those limits not only with the subject of conversation but these nasty pictures (plus a couple I didn't save): Yeah, not very attractive. So I told her I was going to bed and played Half-Life and stayed off AIM for a day hoping she'd forget about me. Now I wouldn't just make a thread about an ugly chick, but when you add this conversation we just had today, I had to make one. I was laughing pretty hard during this and pasting it to a couple of people for giggles, but I'm not the type of person who will fuck with someone terribly when they are not just some random douche (we did have a lengthy conversation the other day, after all), instead I'm the type of person who will make a thread about it. I changed her name because despite the sleaze factor of this person who is obviously a fat go-to slut, if this is all true, I don't want you assholes messaging her and ruining her life. Ignorance is bliss after all, even if you are HIV positive. Fatness(9:35:23 PM): hey i forgot your name. Fatness(9:35:23 PM): :-( yagieo (9:35:56 PM): lol yagieo (9:35:59 PM): begins with a * Fatness(9:36:07 PM): ****** yagieo (9:36:12 PM): a-yup Fatness(9:36:13 PM): how could i forget Fatness(9:36:19 PM): thats bad:-( Fatness(9:36:25 PM): i love that name too yagieo (9:36:38 PM): you were saying Fatness(9:36:57 PM): how are you? yagieo (9:37:14 PM): i'm doin alright, played a clan match in half-life, thinking about dinner yagieo (9:37:21 PM): what's up with you Fatness(9:37:30 PM): wtf is a clan match? Fatness(9:37:35 PM): haha yagieo (9:37:37 PM): it's teamplay yagieo (9:37:40 PM): clans are teams Fatness(9:37:43 PM): everything and nothing all at once yagieo (9:37:46 PM): 2 teams face off, usually 20 minutes yagieo (9:37:55 PM): 4v4 usually Fatness(9:37:59 PM): i see yagieo (9:38:07 PM): yeah it's fun, makes the game a lot more competitive Fatness(9:38:32 PM): your icon is not a clan right? yagieo (9:40:26 PM): nah Fatness(9:40:54 PM): do you have any stds? yagieo (9:41:06 PM): lol no, why? Fatness(9:41:22 PM): are you still a virgin? yagieo (9:41:43 PM): nope Fatness(9:42:55 PM): because i am freaking out :-( someone i was involved with a few months ago called me sunday and said hes hiv and he doesnt know where/when he got it yagieo (9:43:08 PM): whoa yagieo (9:43:13 PM): have you slept with him? Fatness(9:43:35 PM): yeah Fatness(9:43:38 PM): twice Fatness(9:43:41 PM): but still Fatness(9:43:51 PM): protected and stuff Fatness(9:43:55 PM): of course yagieo (9:44:05 PM): yeah you should get tested just in case though Fatness(9:44:55 PM): i always do regularly... but my next appt is in april... i've always been neg yagieo (9:45:28 PM): yeah, maybe you should push it up, i mean protection helps a lot but it's better to be safe Fatness(9:46:43 PM): yeah....i have herpes and hpv (i know, a walking std... when i was clean i hated types like me too) so i think i could deal if i was... its not a complete death sentence like it used to be yagieo (9:47:30 PM): what's hpv? Fatness(9:47:36 PM): warts yagieo (9:47:41 PM): oh Fatness(9:47:43 PM): i'm ugly. Fatness(9:47:49 PM): a witch Fatness(9:48:00 PM): w/them in my genitals instead of on my nose yagieo (9:48:08 PM): :/ Fatness(9:48:13 PM): at least everyone can think i'm cute before they talk to me!:-) Fatness(9:49:22 PM): its ok, i've had herpes for 3.5 years and i just noticed the warts like 2 weeks ago but i dunno how long they've been there*... i've done a fair amount of sleeping around in m day Fatness(9:49:44 PM): you get what you deserve i guess... the world is a dnagerous place (Editor's note:* Probably because you couldn't see over your fat!) yagieo (9:50:33 PM): yeah it sure is Fatness(9:51:00 PM): is your number of partners more than your age? yagieo (9:51:05 PM): no yagieo (9:51:08 PM): i don't sleep around Fatness(9:51:14 PM): thats a good idea:-) Fatness(9:52:08 PM): i was one of those kids raised really strictly that went nuts as soon as they could yagieo (9:52:39 PM): ah yagieo (9:53:01 PM): well modern science can cure lots of things yagieo (9:53:10 PM): and you know, they're always working on cures Fatness(9:54:42 PM): lol i'm not worried Fatness(9:54:54 PM): i'm in the love stage now. not the sex stage yagieo (9:55:10 PM): yeah yagieo (9:55:22 PM): you know they have special websites for people who have herpes where they can meet other people that have herpes yagieo (9:56:04 PM): so why are you telling me all this, if you don't mind my asking, seems a little personal Fatness(9:57:33 PM): because you were the only person on my buddy list not away at the time. yagieo (9:57:58 PM): ah Fatness(9:58:02 PM): sorry yagieo (9:58:07 PM): no it's ok yagieo (9:58:16 PM): i guess you gotta tell someone eh Fatness(9:58:18 PM): i am personal person Fatness(9:58:23 PM): i am so freaked out yagieo (9:58:50 PM): best thing you can do is go get tested, it'll put you at ease yagieo (9:59:05 PM): plus if you actually have hiv then the sooner you start treatement the better Fatness(9:59:24 PM): lol yeah i know. yagieo (10:02:27 PM): that shit is no joke Fatness(10:03:09 PM): i am gonna look into it tomorrow but i know i wont die overnight yagieo (10:03:21 PM): not from hiv you won't Fatness(10:03:59 PM): not from anything else i have either Fatness(10:04:11 PM): maybe my brain is rotting away from syphillis? Fatness(10:04:21 PM): but i'm sure i would have noticed by now;-) yagieo (10:04:40 PM): maybe a meteor will crash land on your house, you never know Fatness(10:05:07 PM): o darn Fatness(10:05:12 PM): i'll miss ya:-) Fatness(10:05:19 PM): i hope i had a good life:-) Fatness(10:05:32 PM): have you ever read the 5 people you meet in heaven? yagieo (10:05:38 PM): i might have yagieo (10:11:04 PM): i don't remember Fatnessis idle at 10:39:00 PM. :yuck: So, hilariously disturbing truth or bullshit? You be the judge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 holy christ..what a beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 ''yagieo (9:55:22 PM): you know they have special websites for people who have herpes where they can meet other people that have herpes'' haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 WHAT... A... FUCKING... ATTENTION WHORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 sucks for her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 why am i not suprised that she is a walking after school special? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 at least he wasn't an ass about things and changed her name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 ^^^^^^^true....yuck.. ive been sleeping around lately. damn, that shit was brutal to read. bleh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Great thread. I bet she's not lying, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 yucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 thats terrible but she said it best "you deserve what you get" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 It is kind of ass-ish of me to post this, but the things this girl was saying about getting drunk and smoking pot and guys hitting on her the other night after I wasted 45 minutes talking to her makes me not care as much. Plus it's kind of like a public service announcement, fat chicks can get STDs, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiral Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Funny. Im glad she decides to tell people that she doesnt know what her problems are. that gross and i agree with Hoblow, fucking attention whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 oh my god that girl is hurt. staring at her picture actually freaks me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Chiral@Feb 24 2005, 11:46 PM Funny. Im glad she decides to tell people that she doesnt know what her problems are. that gross and i agree with Hoblow, fucking attention whore. Quoted post Titz, plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 HAHAHAHHAH this thread is great...stupid fat bitches, that shit makes me hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 "Fatness(9:59:24 PM): lol yeah i know. yagieo (10:02:27 PM): that shit is no joke" hahahahhahhahahaahahaha like a quick comeback... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I am speechless..... fermentor, you just lowered the bar on channel zero tastelessness bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 so take your horse and ride it fast across the land. to find the city burning deep beneath the sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 HAR HAR.....YOU CAN ONLY ATTRACT FAT HAGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hahaha shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i know dudes that would probably hit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 haha awesome. why didn't i click on this before now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Fatness(9:44:55 PM): i always do regularly... but my next appt is in april... i've always been neg .....Rugged!.... must be a complete hoe! why on earth would you get yourself tested regulary for hiv otherwise?....... Please somebody staple her fanny shut before she infects the world with her offspring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Wait...did she tell you how many children she has??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 hahaha. it frightens me to think there are more of her walking around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 <font size="5">thats what god made concentration camps for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 What's really scary is she was telling me how she's getting a degree so she can work with children as a teacher, and over the summer she taught music and math to kids. Herpes, genital warts, the HIV, booze and weed, and your children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 OH my....This is horrible.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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