Balki Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 i just got my test reults back from the STD clinic, they said it wasnt herpes, just a bad friction blister. i had to wait two weeks to figure that out though. that was hell. they said i had something in the urethra like a virus, but i guess it was just urethritus or something. they gave me a drink and it cleared up. shit is a load off my mind, i thought i was done for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 your mother said she liked seafood so i gave her crabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 my mom is dead, thanks alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 you thought you had herpes? hmmmmm.... maybe you should wrap..... yer.... cock up kiddo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 yea but it was with my girl that i thought had been faithful to me since we got together 2 years ago. but she wasnt, she cheated on me with some dude out of state. thats why i was buggin out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 bad friction blister. aaaahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 i had got tested a week in a half ago... no std's and no hiv. thank fucking god. now im waiting til marraige. *snicker x 2* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Those test results are always sketchy....I'm always careful, use the condom, etc....but, fuck, you never can tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 "the drips" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by symbols@Mar 16 2006, 05:43 PM bad friction blister. aaaahahahaha Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Mar 16 2006, 12:48 PM Quoted post "i'm the muthafuckin virgin sturgeon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 uhhh i did some things with a female of questionable character recently and I've been very worried about this lately. perhaps I'll visit the clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 nothing like getting the ol' cotton swab in the dick hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 all it takes is one scurvy chick to really make you sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Making sex so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Im so clean. Im a little overly paranoid about this stuff. I get tested alot, just to reassure myself. Funtime/SkurrdofSTDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I thought this was a follow up to the thread where the kid was asking about how to pass a drug test. And kid, if you're reading this, don't take offense, I call everyone kid. I wonder what happened to that kid... -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by Balki@Mar 16 2006, 01:30 PM my mom is dead, thanks alot. Quoted post explains the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 hhaha. why did this thread make me horny. uuhghhh. perverttothemaximum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 16 2006, 07:33 PM hhaha. why did this thread make me horny. uuhghhh. perverttothemaximum Quoted post was it the part about the sores on his cock or the part about the necrophilia? you need to get past that part, first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 ^Its cause im in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Mar 16 2006, 07:35 PM ^Its cause im in here. Quoted post soooo, the necrophilia. alright. settled. next subject Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 imagine if your test results came back and you had AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Yeah. Imagine that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I passed my first std check a week ago. Its a good feeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 remember me? im itchy the stripper from miami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 did trackstand ever get tested after kissing that prostitute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 stick to masturbation.....its the safest form of sex ya'll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Mar 17 2006, 12:16 AM imagine if your test results came back and you had AIDS Quoted post well this would never happen why you ask? because you have to spend some time getting to know HIV before you can hang out with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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