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keep at it.

 

1) the black and grey combo is easy on the eyes.

2) it makes for a good guide when scrolling though threads.

3) it's your trademark colour now homes. no going back.

 

but you still know what I vote for.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

Well it looks like kilo hands is in the lead followed closely by 'Who gives a shit?'.

 

if kilo hands wins then I think you should do what I say.

And you know it will involve sending someone a check.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

i feel like al bundy. Giving out his hard earned shoe money to his bastard family. It doesnt help that i look like al bundy too

 

Nice one hose head, Al Bundy doesn't have a goatee and you blanked out the part of your face that would most make you look like Al...

 

 

People tell me I look like Joe DiMaggio

 

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Originally posted by Smart

 

Nice one hose head, Al Bundy doesn't have a goatee and you blanked out the part of your face that would most make you look like Al...

 

 

 

True. I cant bring myself to post clean pics of myself on the net. i'll have to show some one another time. He matches me to the T. Even the rediculous nose

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this is well worth the read

 

<span style='color:black'>Sheist: ah

Sheist: i hate him so much

Sheist: more than fat people

Fattie Corpuscle: that much huh?

Fattie Corpuscle: thats deep

Sheist: that much

Fattie Corpuscle: he is dueschy

Fattie Corpuscle: pronunciation key= doo she

Sheist: lol

Sheist: ok

Sheist: close enough

Sheist: i'm going to record this

Fattie Corpuscle: i hate the word thur

Fattie Corpuscle: and i hate this black girl in my class that pronounces was in 2 sylables

Sheist: was?

Sheist: how does that work?

Fattie Corpuscle: wah--sss

Fattie Corpuscle: it didnt sound right the first time.

Fattie Corpuscle: it doesnt sound right now

Sheist: hmm

Fattie Corpuscle: but she has a big butt so we'll let it slide......

Fattie Corpuscle: ....... for now

Sheist: understood

Fattie Corpuscle: but she is this close to getting pushed down the stairs

Sheist: i know the feeling

Fattie Corpuscle: i gave this girl the wrong directions to her class today on purpose

Fattie Corpuscle: i dont know why people listen to me

Fattie Corpuscle: i sent her to the wrong building. Shes gonna be looking for a while

Sheist: ha

Sheist: thats great

Sheist: i did the same thing to this japanese exchange student

Sheist: i was talking to her and realized she didn't understand a word i was saying

Fattie Corpuscle: haha

Sheist: so i would be like "monkey cheese doosnickle" and point down michigan st

Sheist: and she would nod and say "okay"

Fattie Corpuscle: HAHAHA

Sheist: i should have watched the news for her

Sheist: "japanese girl goes missing"

Sheist: "whereabouts unkown"

Fattie Corpuscle: hah

Fattie Corpuscle: i didnt know that Sharpton is running for president

Fattie Corpuscle: i learn something new every day

Sheist: meh, that learning ish aint for me

Fattie Corpuscle: i refer to all asians as NINJAS

Sheist: lol

Sheist: i will do that from now on

Fattie Corpuscle: i love every thing about not being politically correct

Sheist: being PC is for suckers

Fattie Corpuscle: yep

Fattie Corpuscle: here is how a conversation might go:

Fattie Corpuscle: me-hahaha look at the ninja

Fattie Corpuscle: black guy laughs

Fattie Corpuscle: me-shut up coon

Fattie Corpuscle: hahahaha

Sheist: lol

Sheist: then you hafta run around in circles

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha

Fattie Corpuscle: have you ever wanted to punch some handicapped kid in the stomach

Fattie Corpuscle: just to see if they can fight

Sheist: punch? no

Sheist: roll into a pool? yes

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha

Fattie Corpuscle: punch a kid thats in a wheel chair and just stand behind him

Sheist: then do jumping jacks

Sheist: can't do that, can you, cripply?

Fattie Corpuscle: handy mchandicappedson

Fattie Corpuscle: people with DS have thicky headskins

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha thats my new name for people with down syndrome

Fattie Corpuscle: Thicky headskins

Sheist: lol

Sheist: Thicky McEyesfarapart

Fattie Corpuscle: hahahaha

Fattie Corpuscle: drooly mcdroolerson

Fattie Corpuscle: have you ever had thoughts of jerkin it onto a girls head while she is asleep in class?

Fattie Corpuscle: is this something i should worry about?

Sheist: lol i doubt it

Sheist: this dude Night Train from my socom clan told us about he used to take showers with his girl and piss on the back of her leg while she wasn't looking

Fattie Corpuscle: hahahahah

Fattie Corpuscle: thats classic

Fattie Corpuscle: i peed on this girl when we went swimming in the ocean.

Fattie Corpuscle: she knew something was up when the water got hot

Sheist: lol

Sheist: me and this dude were wondering

Fattie Corpuscle: i think she liked it

Sheist: you know how if you get stung by a jelly fish, peeing on it subsides the pain?

Fattie Corpuscle: yeah

Sheist: what if you get stung on the face?

Fattie Corpuscle: hahahaha

Sheist: do you just kill yourself?

Sheist: instantly

Fattie Corpuscle: i hear it hurts pretty bad.

Fattie Corpuscle: id take some urine to the face

Fattie Corpuscle: in that situation

Sheist: hmm

Fattie Corpuscle: but i dont think id let a guy pee on me

Sheist: i think i'd expore the suicide route

Fattie Corpuscle: without killing him afterwards

Fattie Corpuscle: that could just be something for some one to throw back on you one day

Fattie Corpuscle: yeah bitch??? I PISSED ON YOUR FACE!!!

Sheist: exactly

Sheist: i mean, there wouldn't be shit you could ever say to him ever

Sheist: even if you were to beat his ass and take his girl

Sheist: undermine his manhood in everyway

Sheist: and he's still got a leg up on you

Fattie Corpuscle: that might be worse than if some one fucked your mom

Sheist: meh, that wouldn't bother me so much

Sheist: hit it all you want, gentlemen

Fattie Corpuscle: your mom is hot

Sheist: i'll be in the kitchen

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha

Fattie Corpuscle: Man ive become so anti PC my parents look at me crazy when ever i talk about anything

Fattie Corpuscle: my dad thinks its funny but my mom is like "What the hell is wrong with you

Sheist: thats typically how it goes

Sheist: men never grow up

Sheist: ever

Fattie Corpuscle: true true

Sheist: we'll be like 70 laughing at poo jokes

Fattie Corpuscle: i think im gonna apply for a pell grant and cash in on some free money. Pooh jokes are the greatest

Sheist: i was thinking about prostituting out my sister

Fattie Corpuscle:

hahahaha. is she getting to that age?

Sheist: 16

Sheist: ripe for the plucking

Fattie Corpuscle: uh oh

Fattie Corpuscle: hit the ho strole

Fattie Corpuscle: put her ass on the track

Fattie Corpuscle: with my knee in her back

Fattie Corpuscle: with new cleats on her feet

Fattie Corpuscle: hoe be walkin so hard she be breakin the concrete

Fattie Corpuscle: Here's a brand new site swimming in luscious lovelies

splattered in spooge. They're having a party and you're

invited.

 

Sheist: spooge eh?

Fattie Corpuscle: yeah i get funny shit in my email.

Fattie Corpuscle: its worthless

Fattie Corpuscle: i already checked it out

Sheist: no innovation?

Fattie Corpuscle: no just the same tired spooge faces

Sheist: yeah

Fattie Corpuscle: you know who is a spooge face?

Fattie Corpuscle: haley houston

Sheist: so i heard

Sheist: i remeber i yelled something ignorant at her and she burst into tears

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha

Sheist: then katie beason went off on me

Sheist: then apologized 2 seconds afterwards

Fattie Corpuscle: oh the appoligizing giirl

Sheist: it was a world record

Fattie Corpuscle: she used to start her sentences with apologies

Fattie Corpuscle: if you'd tell her to stop apologizing she would say sorry.

Fattie Corpuscle: she needs a man that will beat her

Sheist: yea

Sheist: to give her something to be sorry about

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha thats what i was waiting for

Fattie Corpuscle: she was a cutie though

Sheist: yeah

Sheist: but word is she got nice and chunky

Fattie Corpuscle: excellent

Sheist: not that that ever bothered YOU

Fattie Corpuscle: oh god

Fattie Corpuscle: have you seen britt lately

Fattie Corpuscle: at least 200

Sheist: no

Sheist: i refuse to accept it

Fattie Corpuscle: yeah dude she killed some kid on his bike with her car

Fattie Corpuscle: she got mad depressed and blimped up

Sheist: LOL

Sheist: so much manslaughter

Sheist: by exchatardians

Sheist: or associates

Fattie Corpuscle: I dont know any one that hasnt killed some one

Sheist: its better this way

Fattie Corpuscle: ha

Fattie Corpuscle: i wanna go to the 10 year reunion to see how many people have become washed up alcoholics or are dead

Sheist: come to think of it

Sheist: my mom did the same thing recently

Sheist: got into a wreck that was her fault

Sheist: and killed somebody

Fattie Corpuscle: for real

Sheist: yeah

Sheist: she was mad scared that they would sue

Fattie Corpuscle: what ever happend to that crack head that was almost your step daddy. The one that sold her truck for crack

Sheist: who knows

Sheist: crackheads are hard to locate as they typically dont got cribs

Fattie Corpuscle: yeah He's on the "if i ever see that muthafucka again" list

Sheist: him and my other step dad

Sheist: there've been a lot

Fattie Corpuscle: haha

Fattie Corpuscle: the one that tried to kill yall

Sheist: yeah, thats the one. i hope my family is dysfunctional when i grow up

Fattie Corpuscle: hahahah i hear that

Sheist: i'll beat wives, i'll skip town for months at a time--i'll do whatever's necessary to ensure it

Fattie Corpuscle: hahah

Fattie Corpuscle: tell em that you are going to get milk and dont come back for a week

Fattie Corpuscle: but when you do, bring milk

Sheist: lol

Sheist: "y'all have no idea what i had to go thru to get this shit"

Fattie Corpuscle: they will never send you on errands again

Fattie Corpuscle: i stopped off in vegas after i bought the milk and blew our life savings. The milk is old now......we dont have money to get more

Sheist: now who wants to give daddy a hug?

Fattie Corpuscle: you smell like cheep booze

Fattie Corpuscle: I cant wait to be an absent father figure

Sheist: i'll either be absent or abusive

Sheist: and more likely mentally abusive than physically

Sheist: i want to tell my kids they'll never be shit

Sheist: and no one will ever love them

Sheist: especially me

Fattie Corpuscle: Then hit em with the belt. maybe a little from column A and B

Fattie Corpuscle: Drunk all the time

Sheist: yes

Sheist: fuck bitches right in front of them

Fattie Corpuscle: i think when they are bad the punishment is to shit on the floor in their room

Fattie Corpuscle: Your kids are gonna kill you

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha

Sheist: add em to the list

Sheist: they've gotta wait in line to kill me

Fattie Corpuscle: speaking of list i wonder what ever happend to that klingon kid andy

Fattie Corpuscle: is he anycloser to tsaking over the world?

Sheist: ha

Sheist: he lives in a ditch in broadripple

Sheist: i swear that kid was a schizo

Fattie Corpuscle: haha i liked when aaron punched him in the head and andy ended up in some kind of karate stance

Sheist: nah

Sheist: that was keith

Fattie Corpuscle: oh yeha

Sheist: he hit dude in the head so many times

Fattie Corpuscle: Why did dude always try to prove Mr.Todds algebra class wrong using quantum space math and star trek.

Sheist: LOL

Sheist: i used to think he was one of those smart geeks

Sheist: turns out, i was wrong

Sheist: oh so very wrong...

Fattie Corpuscle: he was a complete jerk asss

Fattie Corpuscle: who fronted ass a nerd

Sheist: and he was crazy

Sheist: and not the good, respectable kind of crazy

Sheist: the really out-of-it crazy

Fattie Corpuscle: we put him in a trash can and rolled him down some stairs freshman year

Fattie Corpuscle: i made his list

Sheist: i wish i hada seen that

Sheist: ok, i'm bout to record what i have and upload it. i gotta close everything for a sec but i'll be back

Sheist signed off at 1:25:14 AM. </span>

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Hahah, you're right, good read. I've got a friend that comes on aim every now and again, he doesn't live close anymore but we have the most funny off the wall conversations. I used to post them. Oh, and I know a girl that apologizes all the time, she's a real weirdo. "sorry if you all don't want me around..." and everyone will be like, what the fuck are you talking about?!?! like getting pissed cause she just assumes and makes shit up.

 

Anyhow, I don't wanna make a liar out of myself, I said I was going to bed to some people and here I am, jackin around on 12oz still.:lick:

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